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A fortune teller was very famous in town and there were always people waiting to see him in his office.

"Solomon" His secretary called the first client in.

"Okay, the kid's name is Solomon and the his last name is Licitor. Congratulations! Your son will be a lawyer, a Solicitor to be exact." The fortune teller told.

The parents were very happy, paid the fee and left.

"Next one! Barbara."

"Okay, this little girl's name is Barbara and her last name is Rister"

"She will be a barrister!" the mother proudly told as she overheard the prior conversations.

As the fortune teller did not like the mother, so he said: "I know her father's name is Barry. However, Bar and Bar, it means she will be a Bar tender."

The mother unwillingly paid the money and left.

"Next one! Robert the Third"

When the father and son walked into the office, the father said: "I don't need to know my son's future career, but you should know mine. GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW!"