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Are you okay babe?

Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

Updated July 30th, 2022 :

Bae? it’s me, Ali, your best fan. idk if you will see this, but i am hoping you do. i know you are preparing to make an exit and i am happy for you, honest i am! but, if you leave what will happen to bicep? and 💪🏼 💒. is there anything you can do during this track to give me some more time with him? please? i would really appreciate it. like maybe anuj can be on a drip and as a result you have to wear a tank(?) thank you for your consideration. love always, bicep’s #1 devotee and founder of 💪🏼 💒, alison.

Ali 😭

"A fond kiss, and then we sever;

A farewell, and then forever!

Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,

Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee.

Who shall say that the walls of the Mandir grieve it,

While the star of hope it leaves here?

Me, no cheerful twinkle lights me;

Dark despair around benights me.

I'll ne'er blame my partial fancy,

Nothing could resist my Bicep(y);

But to see it was to love it;

Love but it, and love forever.

Had I never lov'd so kindly,

Had I never lov'd so blindly,

Never met—or never parted—

I had ne'er been broken-hearted.

Fare thee well, thou smoothest and musclest!

Fare thee well, thou best and dearest!

Thine be my joy and treasure,

Peace. enjoyment, love, and pleasure!

A fond kiss, and then we sever;

A farewell, alas, forever!

Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,

Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee!"

~ Robert Burns

(with a little help desecration)

Announcement

Komal (Koms9) :

It brings me immense pleasure to announce Komal's promotion to Chief Executive Officer. Komal brings a wealth of knowledge and her transition into this role is expected to be a natural one. Her tireless and meaningful contributions to the mandir made it clear that that there was no other choice. I know bicep mandir will flourish under her. Please join me in welcoming her to her new role!

Ruchi (Arshi67) :

The promotion I am most excited about, please extend your congratulations to Ruchi in the newly created role of High Priestess. Her devotion, expression and passion has made her highly sought after in forums, panels, boards since 2011. We knew that when she joined, she would solidify Bicep Mandir's position as a strong contender amongst its competitors. Congratulations!

Shiristi (Shriz / Shrizz) :

Our final promotion is Shrizzle. Consider : shelter in the middle of a storm; a drop of water in the desert; a forgotten $5.00 bill; BOGO at Sephora. Shriz is none of these things. She is only to be contacted if there is an emergency. She is on a probationary period with an indefinite end date. She is not to handle the donation box. She is a nepo-kid.

Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

Announcement

Komal (Koms9) :

It brings me immense pleasure to announce Komal's promotion to Chief Executive Officer. Komal brings a wealth of knowledge and her transition into this role is expected to be a natural one. Her tireless and meaningful contributions to the mandir made it clear that that there was no other choice. I know bicep mandir will flourish under her. Please join me in welcoming her to her new role!

Ruchi (Arshi67) :

The promotion I am most excited about, please extend your congratulations to Ruchi in the newly created role of High Priestess. Her devotion, expression and passion has made her highly sought after in forums, panels, boards since 2011. We knew that when she joined, she would solidify Bicep Mandir's position as a strong contender amongst its competitors. Congratulations!

Shiristi (Shriz / Shrizz) :

Our final promotion is Shrizzle. Consider : shelter in the middle of a storm; a drop of water in the desert; a forgotten $5.00 bill; BOGO at Sephora. Shriz is none of these things. She is only to be contacted if there is an emergency. She is on a probationary period with an indefinite end date. She is not to handle the donation box. She is a nepo-kid.

Ali, I will hold this position like Bharat did for Bhagwan ShriRam when ShriRam went for a 14 yr Vanvas (exile) reference - Ramayana.

I may not have a heart to see the show and update our mandir but I will protect it with all I have.

Love

You have left me speechless with this promotion, Ali. What can I even say after all the praise you have showered on me. While I know I’m not deserving of it, yet I want to savour it since it’s from you.

It has been quite a journey from incarceration to High Priestess of the Bicep Mandir. I well remember the days of being thrown into the slammer for taking an insouciant swipe at the bicep (left one of course) on my first visit. The awestruck wonder that had gripped me when I walked in at the sheer cornucopia of art on display; wonder that turned into admiration over time at the sincere and determined manner in which artefacts were foraged and lovingly restored to be presented for the visiting public’s delectation.

Nothing and no one can replace our dear friend, the curator nonpareil of the BM. As our new and beloved CEO has stated, we will endeavour to protect the mandir at all costs, holding the position until your return.

Dil na-umeed toh nahin nakam hi toh hain

Lambi hain gham ki shaam magar shaam hi to hain

~ Faiz Ahmad Faiz

PS - All points about the Shrizzle have been taken on board.

PPS - High Priestess!!! I'm hoping the robes budget will allow me to have a word with Rahul Mishra?

i found a rare pic on Shriz’s bday! 🥳🤩😂

Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

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f. a. n. t. a. s. y

Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

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🤗🤗🤗.. u are a darling Ali.. I heard u have hired some professionals in mandir.. May ur mandir 🛕 grow even more prosperous 😘😘

Originally posted by: arya212002

🤗🤗🤗.. u are a darling Ali.. I heard u have hired some professionals in mandir.. May ur mandir 🛕 grow even more prosperous 😘😘