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Posted: 15 years ago

#31

how convenient!

Not a shred of truth to that accusation! Not convenient in the least! These are plain cold facts ... it's all about probability my dear ... all about probability ...

Yasu, stop showing that streak of obduracy that is so characteristic of people from the subcontinent! When I carry on so, you have to pretend that you are in my Paathshala and learn from it! 😆😆

Ji teacher didi...aap jo bhi kahen sach kahen, sach ke siva..dolls ham ko bhej dein...thenk you!! 😉 😉

Why only the eldest?? y not the younger daughters??

Daarrrling ... you think she's going to jump up and down with joy and distribute mithai in the neighborhood when she finds out about Neetu??!! Like, maybe she'll announce 'my daughter's having a baby!!' and then a second later have a 'V8 moment' with 'Aw shucks, I forgot, she ain't married yet!!! And like, this is India not Iceland ... Holy smokes, what did I just say?!!!' ... evidently 80% of birthsin Icelandare 'illegitimate' & there's no resulting stigma!!

If you recall, in front of her, even Mili can be bent into submission ... recall when she was trying to sneak out of the house for the rendezvous with her shining star of a sun, and demands that Mili get her behind up to the 'chhutt' to hang the laundry out to dry ... NOW?!

If Simi is gonna be influenced by MY abhi then why not anuj by anita??

Butbutbut .... dumdum ... I was saying that Anuj could be influenced by a woman - his mum! And FOR THE LAST TIME, let's get this straight about Abhi'srightfulowner - IT'S ME!!! DID YOUHEAR?!!! OR DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF?!!!

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repetition does not an owner make...u 2 bewakoof's..all the criteria are matched by moi..so the real amour of abhi is 😳 😳 ..ME..!!

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal
ooooooooo thank u Dipa di, ur so good di just for this i wont have my kids call u aunty ........ di

You're cruisin' for a bruisin' kiddo ... and you can cut out this 'di' crap ... forthwith!!

😆 😆
u know u cud end up 'hurting my feelings' by threatening me with violence. plz dont indulge in such wrongdoings daaarrrlinggg 😆

As for the above raga, I cannot oblige by singing for various reasons, not the least of which is that I haven't a clue of what 'Panna ki Tamanna' is (The only Panna I know is as in 'Panna Cotta')

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA3kwFUiJ90
for ur listening pleasure........... and also wanted to let u know that u can have this dev anand. take him take him......... he's all urs
just like Abhi is all MINE i.e. Yasmeen Khan

BTW - I think I've deciphered the 'bunk busters' thing ... analogue to 'Ghost busters' except it's me busting your gobbledygook ideas ... yes? So who's ahead right now - you or Rani?

moi.... u think she can match my sass??

And darling, you're forgetting the cardinal rule for all our interaction - KB sandwiches!

So - talking of tunes ... whatever they do, I hope they don't have Simi and Abhi singing around trees when/if the next romp in the park takes place! They actually did exactly that on that other serial where the female protagonist asks to be reborn in her own skin ... downright Korny!! But kudos to actors who have no inhibitions about making such fools of themselves ... I just cannot picture that happening on KB!

seriously?? what serial was that?? its so unfair i get to miss all the fun stuff........... tho they can have background music. nothing corny puhleez........ and can we plz have them going on an actual date..... not to a childrens park but u know.... a date date. Since abhi is supposedly from the upper crust of society, then he must have had date b4

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461075

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Posted: 15 years ago

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u know u cud end up 'hurting my feelings' by threatening me with violence. plz dont indulge in such wrongdoings daaarrrlinggg

Good point! Hey, whatever you do, resist the urge to lock me up ... 😃

can have this dev anand. take him take him......... he's all urs

There isn't enough moola or wild horses in the world that would induce me to touch that person with so much as a barge pole!!

just like Abhi is all MINE i.e. Yasmeen Khan

Well the first part is flat out prevarication of the worst sort ... but insofar as the latter part is concerned, shouldn't it be Dr. Yasmeen Khan, M.A.A.P, B.A.A.A.P, M.O.T.D, W.O.F.K etcetera etcetera etcetera?😆

moi.... u think she can match my sass??

You're right ... you now have the rather dubious distinction of being one who's sass is unmatched! We hereby confer upon you the title of awsassum ... you may prepend or append that to your ever expanding name ...

seriously?? what serial was that??

'female protagonist asks to be reborn in her own skin' : what do you think this was? It's easier to unravel than your alphabet soup y'know ...

Since abhi is supposedly from the upper crust of society, then he must have had date b4

Well ... you & I discussed this earlier ... without doubt a 'children's park' 'date' does not even rise to being a bad idea ... but inspite of his upper crust social setting, he seems awfully naive (never mind that I have seen his latest attempt at love with the peck on the cheek more than 1/2 dozen times already 😆😆 )... I mean, other than the one time when he had wheels and they went gallivanting all over Delhi, he and Simi haven't been anywhere else ... so let's see ... I had suggested a picnic - but that was with the rest of the bacchha party in tow ... just the 2 of them? I cannot recall a single place I'd call 'romantic' ... a restaurant and/or movie is so banal ... given my druthers, I'd opt for a museum with lunch and dessert afterwords ... but are there worthwhile museums in Delhi? Maybe even a music concert ... I dunno ... I'm drawing a blank ...

We should let Padma suggest a place since she is most familiar with Delhi ...

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#34

moi.... u think she can match my sass??

she hands me this line..that one without cause..
shoots from the fingers..with nary a pause..
there are too few circuits 'tween mouth and said brain..
but since i'm used to it..why bother complain!!

but these true zingers...do astound me forthwith..
'coz words are a rhymers familiars..their kith..
my neurals shot sparks..with a few odd pings..
the rhyming circuits then began their ringdings..
how can she..how can she...use that ending word..
the one with some ownership claims absurd.. 😕

so then she sez...u think she can match my sass??
babe, can not just match but surpass you...in an area..its mah..***
ROTFLMAO.... 😆 😆 😆
ow u have to admit...that was tooo good to bypass!!

HIGH ON SIGHS has seul ownership..MOI!!!

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal
u know u cud end up 'hurting my feelings' by threatening me with violence. plz dont indulge in such wrongdoings daaarrrlinggg

Good point! Hey, whatever you do, resist the urge to lock me up ... 😃

can have this dev anand. take him take him......... he's all urs

There isn't enough moola or wild horses in the world that would induce me to touch that person with so much as a barge pole!!

😆 bechara

just like Abhi is all MINE i.e. Yasmeen Khan

Well the first part is flat out prevarication of the worst sort ... but insofar as the latter part is concerned, shouldn't it be Dr. Yasmeen Khan, M.A.A.P, B.A.A.A.P, M.O.T.D, W.O.F.K etcetera etcetera etcetera?😆
correction its Dr. Yasmeen Khan M.A.A.P, I.A.A.P, B.A.A.P, W.O.F.K, M.O.T.D, A.I.M, A.L.M.

moi.... u think she can match my sass??

You're right ... you now have the rather dubious distinction of being one who's sass is unmatched! We hereby confer upon you the title of awsassum ... you may prepend or append that to your ever expanding name ...

tu theher tera ab main banati hun payaasam 😆

seriously?? what serial was that??

'female protagonist asks to be reborn in her own skin' : what do you think this was? It's easier to unravel than your alphabet soup y'know ...

oh yeah that agle janam thingy.......... did she seriously sing??

Since abhi is supposedly from the upper crust of society, then he must have had date b4

Well ... you & I discussed this earlier ... without doubt a 'children's park' 'date' does not even rise to being a bad idea ... but inspite of his upper crust social setting, he seems awfully naive (never mind that I have seen his latest attempt at love with the peck on the cheek more than 1/2 dozen times already 😆😆 )...
oh god! so did i........ infact i was up till the wee hrs of the mornin watching old epis........ and calling myself pathetic after each 😃

I mean, other than the one time when he had wheels and they went gallivanting all over Delhi, he and Simi haven't been anywhere else ... so let's see ... I had suggested a picnic - but that was with the rest of the bacchha party in tow ... just the 2 of them? I cannot recall a single place I'd call 'romantic' ... a restaurant and/or movie is so banal ... given my druthers, I'd opt for a museum with lunch and dessert afterwords ... but are there worthwhile museums in Delhi? Maybe even a music concert ... I dunno ... I'm drawing a blank ...

oh please really?? really??? a museum is ur idea of a date?? u do realize that this ranks alongside 'childrens park' ......... Dipa a museum is sumplace u drag ur kids to when they r on summer vac and u think they need to get away from the tv pronto.
any music concert sum1 of his(and my) generation wud go to wud require a lot of screaming, jumping and crowd surfing....... hardly a place for romance.

We should let Padma suggest a place since she is most familiar with Delhi ...

yes we shud and i can bet she wont suggest a museum u super nerd u 😃

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Posted: 15 years ago

#36

HIGH ON SIGHS has seul ownership..MOI!!!

OK ... this phrase of mine is getting a lot of mileage thanks to the 2 of you (the 3rd is hibernating somewhere, so I'm spared any nonsense from that quarter ... hmm maybe should be 'from that third'):

Abhi will be yours and yours precisely 1 microsecond after hell freezes over ... so, I suggest, you make yourselves scarce as soon as you can, and useful to the best of your respective abilities ... and in this, 'we' will harbor no argumentaition of the desi or pardesi kind 😡

A.I.M, A.L.M.

OK ... so this is new ... say gals, KB_Axers is atrophying from serious desuetude ... Yasu, please explain what these 2 new diplomas/degrees mean ... on the alternate channel ... por favor ...

tu theher tera ab main banati hun payaasam

Arrrreey Yaar! Banana hai to Jalebi bana na ... payasam mujhe bilkul nahin accha lagta (it's cloyingly sweet and largely bereft of flavorings familiar to a N. Indian palate) ...

did she seriously sing??

She did! She did! He did too!!!!!

and calling myself pathetic after each

Nah! Don't be ... all it says is we're jalebis at heart ... luuuuvvvveee things sweet!

a museum is ur idea of a date??

yes it is!

u do realize that this ranks alongside 'childrens park'

No it doesn't!

Dipa a museum is sumplace u drag ur kids to when they r on summer vac and u think they need to get away from the tv pronto.

No you don't!

So, let me now sing the praises of going to a museum (if they're any good e.g. any of the ones at the Smithsonian) ... you take your time sauntering through some wonderful art (I wasn't suggesting a natural history museum dumdum) ... holding hands ... because lighting is necessarily soft (well at least it's at museums here) and pockets where there's nary a soul - giving plenty of opportunity for hugging etc ... you cannot speak loudly so plenty of opportunity to exchange sweet nothings and nobody looks askance ... you can take photographs, so Abhi can add to his Simi album ... there's places to sit and relax so some more opportunity for hugging etc ... usually there's a cafe with pretty decent food ... so can give your feet a rest and gaze moony-eyed at each other ...

So, oh W.O.F.K. - Whaddayatawkinabout?!! You gotta hit these places y'know ... but right after hittin' them books 😉

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Abhi will be yours and yours precisely 1 microsecond after hell freezes over ...

and u can have him for precisely that 1 microsecond while it is freezing over .......... till then........... hands ooorrrrf!!

KB_Axers is atrophying from serious desuetude
maybe if u and miss 'o my phone is too good to use it talking to u' can get off the phone and quit scaring my babies for 2 mins, i can actually chek it out 😛

So, let me now sing the praises of going to a museum (if they're any good e.g. any of the ones at the Smithsonian) ... you take your time sauntering through some wonderful art (I wasn't suggesting a natural history museum dumdum) ... holding hands ... because lighting is necessarily soft (well at least it's at museums here) and pockets where there's nary a soul - giving plenty of opportunity for hugging etc ... you cannot speak loudly so plenty of opportunity to exchange sweet nothings and nobody looks askance ... you can take photographs, so Abhi can add to his Simi album ... there's places to sit and relax so some more opportunity for hugging etc ... usually there's a cafe with pretty decent food ... so can give your feet a rest and gaze moony-eyed at each other ...

hello earth calling super nerd........... u seriously need to take a trip bak home...... u know as in e t go home. tho we have some pretty awesome artifacts in indian museums, the Guggenheim or smithsonian (during non-vacation time) they aint. u think that anything can stop our countrymen from shouting at the top of their voices or there will be a cafe or any of the things u describe?? hello we come from a country where historical monuments are desecrated by ppl declaring their 'love' for each other or leaving behind their signature in the form of paan.

So, oh W.O.F.K. - Whaddayatawkinabout?!! You gotta hit these places y'know ... but right after hittin' them books 😉
been there, done that........... hagar had the bright idea to take the kids to see the human body exhibit at the museum of natural science........ the reactions ranged from awed wonder (the 14r old) to mindless terror( my youngest) 😆

naah the creatives need to come up with something unique.......... in keeping with the characters of course. so i hope we dont have them singing
mebbe sumthing simple and sweet

btw we are planning a date for the two but chances are that next week will be phool aaph thenshun........ mr. suitpants, dancing doll daadi, 2 murghi 12 ande are all waiting for their turn and most prolly MY abhi and simi will be too busy trying to clean up that mess.
besides i dont think super sleazebag bhalla has bid his last adieu yet

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femmedivine

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Posted: 15 years ago

#38

So,
the way it shall work will be thusly..
the two of you debate about your respective hells freeezing over and all that punk rock...while high on sighs!! and i shall toodle on our own merry way..

So, let me now sing the praises of going to a museum (if they're any good e.g. any of the ones at the Smithsonian) ... you take your time sauntering through some wonderful art (I wasn't suggesting a natural history museum dumdum) ... holding hands ... because lighting is necessarily soft (well at least it's at museums here) and pockets where there's nary a soul - giving plenty of opportunity for hugging etc ... you cannot speak loudly so plenty of opportunity to exchange sweet nothings and nobody looks askance ... you can take photographs, so Abhi can add to his Simi album ... there's places to sit and relax so some more opportunity for hugging etc ... usually there's a cafe with pretty decent food ... so can give your feet a rest and gaze moony-eyed at each other..

eeeyikes!!! womanz...where are zeee hormones...moonyeyed and no action???? bahut naa..insaafi hai..esp with such a ..(🤬 dare i say it..oh what the heck..grow up!! all the sub-planetary hypocritters...)😍..Lustilicious candidate such as mah man high on sighs!!!..moony-eyed,huggings, sweet nothings!!hunh!!hunh!! nooo..noo.. be a bit more earthy gal!! go on...get jiggy with it..or rather himmmmmmmm...!!!!😉

btw we are planning a date for the two but chances are that next week will be phool aaph thenshun........ mr. suitpants, dancing doll daadi, 2 murghi 12 ande are all waiting for their turn and most prolly MY abhi and simi will be too busy trying to clean up that mess.
besides i dont think super sleazebag bhalla has bid his last adieu yet....

date may happen yet..but there seem to be potholes the size of calderas..to use the infinte loop's term..looming on the road of serial love..since it obviously can't be true..that's US..'course..but i do agree..the mess that the 2 murgo 12 ande and ms.bunintheoven shall create shall be left to our knight in overused armour to mop up!!that shall be one of the potholes to come up pweety soon..
but romance..especially his eyes...sigh!!! 😍

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maybe if u and miss 'o my phone is too good to use it talking to u' can get off the phone

Wait! What am I missing?!! I may be having one of my obtuse moments ... is this sentence in the grand tradition of a well known style of penmanship that actually requires a skilled cryptographer?!

hello earth calling super nerd........... u seriously need to take a trip bak home

I guess you're right ... what would I know ... I mistakenly thought that art lovers would show up in droves ...

hello we come from a country where historical monuments are desecrated by ppl declaring their 'love' for each other or leaving behind their signature in the form of paan.

This is so inexpressibly sad ...

moonyeyed and no action????

What are you Nuts?! Like we've seen so much action already ... geez louise!!

get jiggy with it.

OK ... I'm bested here ... this is unfamiliar argot ... hence please explain ...

Next week should bring some action on the Neetu/Vicky front ... the fellow in Khan Market (Yasu - this is an honest to goodness area in Delhi ... if you didn't already know) will realize that his water and electricity bills are coming due and begin wondering about the peripatetic 40 lakhs!! I cannot for the world figure out where Mr. 2 chickens/12 eggs is going to abscond to ... if he's headed overseas then he's not going to carry rupees - since they're not worth the paper they're printed on ... he's going to have to ask one of his shady buddies to help exchange it for foreign currency ... he cannot stay in India because then he's headed for jail ... unless he's taking Neetu as collateral i.e. if he marries her, then Nakul-White-Socks isn't about to teach him a lesson ... gee ... for all her snide remarks, it would be refreshing to see her stand up for her 'principles' and declare undying love for a total complete loser ... that won't go over so well with Pappa-ji who recognizes that in Abhi he has an educated and worthwhile fella ... and then there is the petty thief turned chauffer turned thief ... but if it's recidivism we're to have, then it might as well reflect upward mobility i.e. he's moved up to stealing big bucks now!!

Yup ... Abhi is going to get lassoed in to untangle the mess! Either Simi is going to plead with him or he's going to volunteer - because he loves taking on causes (which keeps him away from work, so one can only wonder what state the Delhi Office is going to be in when he finally decides to get his posterior over there) ...

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bewajah

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal
maybe if u and miss 'o my phone is too good to use it talking to u' can get off the phone

Wait! What am I missing?!! I may be having one of my obtuse moments ... is this sentence in the grand tradition of a well known style of penmanship that actually requires a skilled cryptographer?!

these obtuse moments seems to be occurring with an ever increasing frequency ........ if this is the result of our awsum company, then u shud actually thank us instead of sending ur bunker busters our way Dipa. 😆

hello earth calling super nerd........... u seriously need to take a trip bak home

I guess you're right ... what would I know .

absolutely nothing............. and this is why u insist that abhi wud even look at u in a non-platonic way even for a micro second........ haan as his bhains, of course woh definitely consider karega tujhe and rani ko apni bhains 😆

moonyeyed and no action????

What are you Nuts?! Like we've seen so much action already ... geez louise!!

helloo..... u both aint gonna c any............. ever!!

get jiggy with it.

OK ... I'm bested here ... this is unfamiliar argot ... hence please explain ...

😆 😆
y does the gutter suddenly look soooooooooooooo very appealing??

Next week should bring some action on the Neetu/Vicky front ... the fellow in Khan Market (Yasu - this is an honest to goodness area in Delhi ... if you didn't already know) will realize that his water and electricity bills are coming due and begin wondering about the peripatetic 40 lakhs!! I cannot for the world figure out where Mr. 2 chickens/12 eggs is going to abscond to ... if he's headed overseas then he's not going to carry rupees - since they're not worth the paper they're printed on ... he's going to have to ask one of his shady buddies to help exchange it for foreign currency ... he cannot stay in India because then he's headed for jail ... unless he's taking Neetu as collateral i.e. if he marries her, then Nakul-White-Socks isn't about to teach him a lesson ... gee ... for all her snide remarks, it would be refreshing to see her stand up for her 'principles' and declare undying love for a total complete loser ... that won't go over so well with Pappa-ji who recognizes that in Abhi he has an educated and worthwhile fella ... and then there is the petty thief turned chauffer turned thief ... but if it's recidivism we're to have, then it might as well reflect upward mobility i.e. he's moved up to stealing big bucks now!!

Yup ... Abhi is going to get lassoed in to untangle the mess! Either Simi is going to plead with him or he's going to volunteer - because he loves taking on causes (which keeps him away from work, so one can only wonder what state the Delhi Office is going to be in when he finally decides to get his posterior over there) ...

wot can the poor guy do?? he has to get involved................. but i like the idea of simi making sure her family treats him the way a "ghar ka hone waala damad" shud be treated........ kinda like what she did when she shut anu and anita up.

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