Karthik's horoscope chart

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Posted: 9 years ago
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I spoke to a powerful astrologer the other day about the master piece called Karthik and after days and days of thorough research he got back to me. he said that he is simply drained after going through Kathik's chart and feels like he has been attacked by aliens coz whilst going through his chart he has versions of kartik and had an out of the world connection with him. after the session though he has lost all the ability to think and to reason. he is now going to the ganges to dip himself of the Karthik connection and plans to go to a therapist and a brain specialist.

Karthik's Horoscope chart

Star Sign- Tai's Aries star sign(always yelling at the wrong people)

Born in the month between: Saturn and Tai


influences of Tai Aries: can show extreme signs of stupidity during the months of Tai domination, extreme aggression if the Tai nerve is poked

influence of Saturn: might show moments of intelligence and awareness if Saturn is allowed to be the solo influence

signs that would be a good influence and get rid of Tai Aries and for Karthik to be a total Aries: the calming good natured, intelligent Pieces( Survi basically she must be a pieces she is so sweet), the intelligent and wise Scorpion( Lata) and a Libra( aniket 2 faced but they can give wonderful insight into a situation be4 they stab u in the back.

mantra to follow to get rid of Tai Aries: I am not a Tai robot, I can be dutiful but be intelligent at the same time, I can have a life without being a Tai retard boy.( this mantra must be repeated a 100 times a day for 9 months)- 9 months for a baby to arrive so hopefully he will be wiser by then. 😆 😆

foods to eat: eat, drink and sleep everything Survi-sha

birthstone: remove tai aries and get a survi aries

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Posted: 9 years ago
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OMG!...
🤣🤣🤣

After reading the title! I was like how can there be a horoscope for karthik I mean its just a name of a character! But this horoscope do make sense! OMG!...🤣

Can't stop laughing!🤣

'TAI ARIES' 🤣

And that mantra to be chanted!🤣🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
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I think u should send this to Kartik under the guise of being his well wisher.. 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Omg Tht was a great one..🤣
Agreee..he shud get rid oF tai Aries n get a survi Aries 🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
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I think u should send this to our dear CVS so that they can make some bones behind karthiks back. Seriously yar he is the lead he doent any alliance to stand!!!!!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Tere pyAR mujhko kya mila babaji ka thullu------------------------
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Oh my god !!!!! A GOOD ONE !!!👍🏼🤣

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