Seduction wale Kos-Pints - Page 8

Originally posted by: paru_rox

You un-resed ...lemme check 😊

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

YHM is quite bold u know...so itna sanskari kostin not allowed, not in syllabus...

isiliye P will pass it away!

Originally posted by: Veeann

Paru

🤗

I was so afraid we wouldnt get kos pints again, given the crapfest that is currently masquerading as YHM, so guess my relief when I saw your message this morning!!!!

Now as to the kospints itself, my reaction:

😆
😆
🤣

Specifically:

Toshi ji, pleej to control your snarky comments on ex-bahu. If she doesn't get hitched to Che-foot do inch, she comes back to haunt your Paanch foot nau inch. Just saying.
More like Paanch foot saath inch or even cheh inch yaar. Darling puttar is a bit tingu.


Knock Knock ... Dumbo on the run:

Simmy - Ass Oak upstairs ...
Raman - in his honeymoon suite ...
Mihir - doing rang-raliyaan ...
Ishita - with a girl *gasp*. (Given his obsession for Puttar, I guess you cant blame Ishita for being surprised at the gender of Ass's dalliance partner)

Soon ... Ass-Oak and Mihika caught sitting in a tree ...oops bed.

Shagun - See its just Mihika, our wedding planner. Didn't we have this scene already with Shirley the wedding planner. Told ya guys, mera Ashok just can't be at fault. 🤣 🤣 🤣 (This deserved some extra ROFLES)



The Revolving Brain Theory in YHM still holds good.
Simmy is on a full functioning brain all to herself. I am totally loving Simmo with a brain.While Ishita & Shagun share one coz of the common dor between them ... no not Raman, its the saheliyon ka pyaar these two share. Mihika continues to work on Zilch.


Jab CV's say, sky is the limit for shit to fly:

Heights is when Ass-Oak (ok more like Sangram) looked HOT in a white sherwani on his haldi. Look how a two week course of Sautan-bani-saheli has scrambled my brains.Paru, no no no, come back from the Dark Side. I Yoda thee command. Although I must say, I was just watching some old episodes from January and the CEO function one where Ass has salt n pepper hair and a goatee, he actually looked much hotter than he does now. 😲

Excuse me I went to wash my mouth out with soap.

Heights is also when poor (in expressions) Mani had to do a about-turn in his samajh of Raman coz someone had to push him in the Pool of Guilt. Job well done, he now gets Raman again.

Heights is also when Ruhi's character too does an about turn and rushes to Shagun Mama happily for an overnight stay. CV's -- you just showed the kid almost slapped by that woman a day ago. Bacche ko toh chod dete? Yeah, hated that. Ruhi is scared of Shagun, remember CVs???

Heights is also when Puttar has a facial hair explosion every time angst is about to hit him coz tears need company. Err ... but Puttar, you could have managed one shave in the past 2 weeks, no?

Yes, this is how I predict the storyline

Beard - lots of asoon etc are going to flow (eg Accident track)
Stubble - Puttar is going to sex it up (eg Kya, Sacchi keh doon) Swoon 😳
Clean shave - some purely ramantic moments coming up (remember the lep on the face, the dressing her up at the school, pakka seal the deal etc etc.) Drool 😳

The Shani jealousy track is an exception to this rule but like the CVs I am going to forget it ever happened.


Slime wale Pints:
S is for the Seduction that Ass-Oak was victimized with coz he needed confirmation on being a mard. We sincerely hope Shag's wasn't marrying him without verifying this fact 😲. S is also for Stupid to the times of infinite that Mihika is. Amen sistah


I is for the Incredibly perfect plans that Pervy cooks up which Neva-Evaa fail. Just how many brains is this guy hoarding? This is wrong on so many levels, but I love Pervy. I completely feel for Simmo


M is for Puttar's Mohabbatein which surfaced from the Pits of Guilt where he dived a week ago ... Finally!!! M is also for Mani & Simmy who looked cute next to each other in the precap (yes I like them together. Sue Me) They did didnt they. I felt it too. But now that I liek Simmo and I still cant stand Mani, I still dont like their pairing. Poor Simmo, after the powerhouse of intellect and talent that is Pervy, imagine downgrading to a Mani. Chee


E is for Puttar & Biwi's Eye-Sex *accha wala* which made us blush after a long long time. Awww getta room already, you two 😳 I know. Drool Swoon. 😳


Kostin of the Track: Since Sautans are the new sisterhood in making ... Is Mihika now Ishita's sautan's sautan OR Shagun now Ishita's sister through the bonds of Mihika's saut-ness? Bolo bolo 😛 Is your sautans sautan your sister????

Originally posted by: Veeann

Bold??? Aaj tak ek dhang ka hug nahi diya yaar, jab tak P ki elusive hug nahi milta, mere kostins sanskaari hi rahenge.

Originally posted by: Veeann

Bold??? Aaj tak ek dhang ka hug nahi diya yaar, jab tak P ki elusive hug nahi milta, mere kostins sanskaari hi rahenge.

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

ohh I forgot pun intended in brackets...😆

elusive hug ko ab bhool hi jao...molest hone ke baadh jab pati se mili, tab nahi kiya toh ab kya khaas karenge!

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

ohh I forgot pun intended in brackets...😆

elusive hug ko ab bhool hi jao...molest hone ke baadh jab pati se mili, tab nahi kiya toh ab kya khaas karenge!

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

@V, clingy?? hmmm putthar ka jaadu hai hi aisa...

magnet ke tarah biwi ko paas bulaata hai!

but putthar sticks to his policy...no touching only seeing!