Seduction wale Kos-Pints

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Posted: 10 years ago
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As usual, kostins invented by M who I doubt is watching the show anymore. Kos-pints by me - with the current track we need pints (of beer), lots of them to take this crap.

Also I want to apologize *Dil se* to all those to whom I cudn't reply back in the last Kos-pints. Wasn't well and it just got bad. By the time I got well, the show had gone for a toss. You can figure out why I didn't come back to spam. Am sowwiee 😳



Toshi ji, pleej to control your snarky comments on ex-bahu. If she doesn't get hitched to Che-foot do inch, she comes back to haunt your Paanch foot nau inch. Just saying.


Knock Knock ... Dumbo on the run:


Simmy - Ass Oak upstairs ...
Raman - in his honeymoon suite ...
Mihir - doing rang-raliyaan ...
Ishita - with a girl *gasp*.

Soon ... Ass-Oak and Mihika caught sitting in a tree ...oops bed.

Shagun -
See its just Mihika, our wedding planner. Didn't we have this scene already with Shirley the wedding planner. Told ya guys, mera Ashok just can't be at fault.



The Revolving Brain Theory in YHM still holds good.
Simmy is on a full functioning brain all to herself. While Ishita & Shagun share one coz of the common dor between them ... no not Raman, its the saheliyon ka pyaar these two share. Mihika continues to work on Zilch.



Wackiness Unlimited:

Wacko baccha comes in with the dialogue of the Day. "My conniving mum & Ass-holish Dad *fake one* are just meant to be".

Me - For once we hope the words outta your mouth are the truth *which you aren't known to speak*.

Wacko Baccha - Lolz, you think? This is for all the IF members to decode & symbolize about till their brains wear out. Remember I don't forgive. (Or think. Or change expressions.)



Jab CV's say, sky is the limit for shit to fly:

Heights is when Ass-Oak (ok more like Sangram) looked HOT in a white sherwani on his haldi. Look how a two week course of Sautan-bani-saheli has scrambled my brains.

Heights is also when poor (in expressions) Mani had to do a about-turn in his samajh of Raman coz someone had to push him in the Pool of Guilt. Job well done, he now gets Raman again.

Heights is also when Ruhi's character too does an about turn and rushes to Shagun Mama happily for an overnight stay. CV's -- you just showed the kid almost slapped by that woman a day ago. Bacche ko toh chod dete?

Heights is also when Puttar has a facial hair explosion every time angst is about to hit him coz tears need company. Err ... but Puttar, you could have managed one shave in the past 2 weeks, no?


Slime wale Pints:
S is for the Seduction that Ass-Oak was victimized with coz he needed confirmation on being a mard. We sincerely hope Shag's wasn't marrying him without verifying this fact 😲. S is also for Stupid to the times of infinite that Mihika is.


L
is for the Love that Mrs.Iyer has for muhurutam coz it just shall not pass under her iron rule. She flew down from Chennai to make sure of it.


I is for the Incredibly perfect plans that Pervy cooks up which Neva-Evaa fail. Just how many brains is this guy hoarding?


M is for Puttar's Mohabbatein which surfaced from the Pits of Guilt where he dived a week ago ... Finally!!! M is also for Mani & Simmy who looked cute next to each other in the precap (yes I like them together. Sue Me)


E is for Puttar & Biwi's Eye-Sex *accha wala* which made us blush after a long long time. Awww getta room already, you two 😳


Pint of the Day:

Mihir travels to his own personal crazy, shouting, raving, gelled-hair-all-over-the-place wala space every time he's caught in the midst of a rasam drama.
Junior Puttar wannabe - Rasam's don't suit you. Just saying.


Kostin of the Day: Agreed that Bhalla land inhabitants are a tad bit daft ... but seriously, no one could make out Mihika was drugged?

Kostin of the Track:
Since Sautans are the new sisterhood in making ... Is Mihika now Ishita's sautan's sautan OR Shagun now Ishita's sister through the bonds of Mihika's saut-ness? Bolo bolo 😛

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Yippee reserving the first place n running to read😛
Unres!!
First of all welcome back Paru! I am happy to know u r feeling better n happier to see u here!
I'll start with the one which interested me.
The PATI Oggling Ex scene!!
Being a romantic sucker I literally drooled n went lattoo over the man just like Ishita whose expression seemed to indicate that she was literally cooing while the hot yeti RKB was praising her inner n outer beauty!
Yes these two should get a room pronto! It's literally soaring out there! I mean the attraction of course! 😳😆
Now let's talk about those I don't want to.
Toshi n her OTT acts can b maha annoying but I can bear if it is minus mrs Iyer😆!

Ewww! Shagun the Indian blonde! Good grace her Ashok is mard n that's normal that he loses control over a beautiful girl seducing him on the day of his wedding! I better skip expressionless or should I say constipated look wacko child!!

Phewww! Thank god! I am not the only one who found Ashok quite a hot property! I guess it is the actor! He is looking too chikna as the seduced victim!! 😳

Mihika! I better not talk about her. her zombie look made me laugh more than feeling bad for her n besides I have no intention to pity her stupidity at all.
Good question! How come doc Ishu didn't realize she was drugged? Oh yes I know! She is only a dentist!! 😃 But wat about CEO OF THE YEAR? Oh I know! He was too shocked re living the trauma Mihir was experiencing!

Ok let's come to our Jeetu! Our dear Mihir! The guy makes my head spin when he starts yelling in the face of drama!! Uff! I was watching with my earphones n imagine the state of my eardrums!! Following steps of bade bhai but with a pinch of overzealousness according to me😆

Awesome pints dear!! ⭐️
Edited by omshreejaanu - 10 years ago
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Awesome Paru 👏 Last friday we had gone for a party n i had wine, Champagne, Beer and Vodka obviously not together nor in one go, but a mixture of what not and next day Morning I saw Mihika in Ashok's bed, believe me saari Utar gayi 😭😆
My answers in red 😳

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual, kostins invented by M who I doubt is watching the show anymore. Kos-pints by me - with the current track we need pints (of beer), lots of them to take this crap.

Also I want to apologize *Dil se* to all those to whom I cudn't reply back in the last Kos-pints. Wasn't well and it just got bad. By the time I got well, the show had gone for a toss. You can figure out why I didn't come back to spam. Am sowwiee 😳

Aww don't be sorry dear n take good care of ur health, health comes first 🤗



Toshi ji, pleej to control your snarky comments on ex-bahu. If she doesn't get hitched to Che-foot do inch, she comes back to haunt your Paanch foot nau inch. Just saying.

Exactly my worry for Toshiji, mrs Iyer n Mihika too; can't they let Shagun peacefully marry Ashok so that PUttar and his Puttarayin can live happily ever after *Phew*


Knock Knock ... Dumbo on the run:


Simmy - Ass Oak upstairs ...
Raman - in his honeymoon suite ...
Mihir - doing rang-raliyaan ...
Ishita - with a girl *gasp*.

Soon ... Ass-Oak and Mihika caught sitting in a tree ...oops bed.

Shagun -
See its just Mihika, our wedding planner. Didn't we have this scene already with Shirley the wedding planner. Told ya guys, mera Ashok just can't be at fault.

Rofl Shagun is marrying the Lech for his money y will she think about Rights n Wrongs as if she is a morally right person in the first place 😉😆

The Revolving Brain Theory in YHM still holds good.
Simmy is on a full functioning brain all to herself. While Ishita & Shagun share one coz of the common dor between them ... no not Raman, its the saheliyon ka pyaar these two share. Mihika continues to work on Zilch.


Ya YHM land has a shortage of Brains for female character at one time only 1 Female will have a fully functioning Brain 😉

Wackiness Unlimited:

Wacko baccha comes in with the dialogue of the Day. "My conniving mum & Ass-holish Dad *fake one*are just meant to be".

Me - For once we hope the words outta your mouth are the truth *which you aren't known to speak*.
Wacko Baccha - Lolz, you think? This is for all the IF members to decode & symbolize about till their brains wear out. Remember I don't forgive. (Or think. Or change expressions.)

Rofl loved this convo between u n expressionless wonder

Jab CV's say, sky is the limit for shit to fly:

Heights is when Ass-Oak (ok more like Sangram) looked HOT in a white sherwani on his haldi. Look how a two week course of Sautan-bani-saheli has scrambled my brains.

Heights is also when poor (in expressions) Mani had to do a about-turn in his samajh of Raman coz someone had to push him in the Pool of Guilt. Job well done, he now gets Raman again.

Heights is also when Ruhi's character too does an about turn and rushes to Shagun Mama happily for an overnight stay. CV's -- you just showed the kid almost slapped by that woman a day ago. Bacche ko toh chod dete?

Heights is also when Puttar has a facial hair explosion every time angst is about to hit him coz tears need company. Err ... but Puttar, you could have managed one shave in the past 2 weeks, no?

Sky is really the limit n in this case Shit not only flies but rains too in YHM land 😳
rrofl me too liking Lambu after his seductive dance with Mihika and his awesomeness, I heard he gave an excuse today to Shagun that "after all he is a MARD and he got seduced by Mihika to Bed on his own Shadi day, how lame but women r buying it and yet ready to jump in his bed in this serial 😳🤢


Slime wale Pints:

S is for the Seduction that Ass-Oak was victimized with coz he needed confirmation on being a mard. We sincerely hope Shag's wasn't marrying him without verifying this fact 😲. S is also for Stupid to the times of infinite that Mihika is.


L
is for the Love that Mrs.Iyer has for muhurutam coz it just shall not pass under her iron rule. She flew down from Chennai to make sure of it.


I is for the Incredibly perfect plans that Pervy cooks up which Neva-Evaa fail. Just how many brains is this guy hoarding?


M is for Puttar's Mohabbatein which surfaced from the Pits of Guilt where he dived a week ago ... Finally!!! M is also for Mani & Simmy who looked cute next to each other in the precap (yes I like them together. Sue Me)


E is for Puttar & Biwi's Eye-Sex *accha wala* which made us blush after a long time. Awww getta room already, you two 😳

AwESOME ANALYSIS👏 - esp the Eye sex part 😛😆 Sanskari slot permits only that for the leads baki sab ke liye non sanskariness is the way to go 😳

Pint of the Day:

Mihir travels to his own personal crazy, shouting, raving, gelled-hair-all-over-the-place wala space every time he's caught in the midst of a rasam drama.
Junior Puttar wannabe - Rasam's don't suit you. Just saying.

Ahahahaha I heard he had a duel with Ashok 😛 where he reached his collar 😉😃 Mihika was drugged and Mihir was affected by drug overdose 😆

Kostin of the Day: Agreed that Bhalla land inhabitants are a tad bit daft ... but seriously, no one could make out Mihika was drugged?

Aww Coz they use Brains only when it is not really required 😉

Kostin of the Track: Since Sautans are the new sisterhood in making ... Is Mihika now Ishita's sautan's sautan OR Shagun now Ishita's sister through the bonds of Mihika's saut-ness? Bolo bolo 😛

Hmmm Good question 😃 But only demented mind of CVs can answer this - my guess is coz Shagun is Mihir's sister who is Rakhi Bro to Ishita so by that rule of logic - Ishita and SHagun r sisters, n SHagun is Aadhi gharwali of Raman coz Saali adhi gharwali 🤢

Edited by mnr123 - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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This was just EPIC! 😊
Will comment in detail later...
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Paru

Like someone phamous said

I would also say sab theek hain

Baki we can drink our sorrows of why we ever watched this show with a hot cup of chai
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Paru

🤗

I was so afraid we wouldnt get kos pints again, given the crapfest that is currently masquerading as YHM, so guess my relief when I saw your message this morning!!!!

Now as to the kospints itself, my reaction:

😆
😆
🤣

Specifically:

Toshi ji, pleej to control your snarky comments on ex-bahu. If she doesn't get hitched to Che-foot do inch, she comes back to haunt your Paanch foot nau inch. Just saying.
More like Paanch foot saath inch or even cheh inch yaar. Darling puttar is a bit tingu.


Knock Knock ... Dumbo on the run:


Simmy - Ass Oak upstairs ...
Raman - in his honeymoon suite ...
Mihir - doing rang-raliyaan ...
Ishita - with a girl *gasp*. (Given his obsession for Puttar, I guess you cant blame Ishita for being surprised at the gender of Ass's dalliance partner)

Soon ... Ass-Oak and Mihika caught sitting in a tree ...oops bed.

Shagun -
See its just Mihika, our wedding planner. Didn't we have this scene already with Shirley the wedding planner. Told ya guys, mera Ashok just can't be at fault. 🤣 🤣 🤣 (This deserved some extra ROFLES)



The Revolving Brain Theory in YHM still holds good.
Simmy is on a full functioning brain all to herself. I am totally loving Simmo with a brain.While Ishita & Shagun share one coz of the common dor between them ... no not Raman, its the saheliyon ka pyaar these two share. Mihika continues to work on Zilch.



Jab CV's say, sky is the limit for shit to fly:

Heights is when Ass-Oak (ok more like Sangram) looked HOT in a white sherwani on his haldi. Look how a two week course of Sautan-bani-saheli has scrambled my brains. Paru, no no no, come back from the Dark Side. I Yoda thee command. Although I must say, I was just watching some old episodes from January and the CEO function one where Ass has salt n pepper hair and a goatee, he actually looked much hotter than he does now. 😲

Excuse me I went to wash my mouth out with soap.

Heights is also when poor (in expressions) Mani had to do a about-turn in his samajh of Raman coz someone had to push him in the Pool of Guilt. Job well done, he now gets Raman again.

Heights is also when Ruhi's character too does an about turn and rushes to Shagun Mama happily for an overnight stay. CV's -- you just showed the kid almost slapped by that woman a day ago. Bacche ko toh chod dete? Yeah, hated that. Ruhi is scared of Shagun, remember CVs???

Heights is also when Puttar has a facial hair explosion every time angst is about to hit him coz tears need company. Err ... but Puttar, you could have managed one shave in the past 2 weeks, no?

Yes, this is how I predict the storyline

Beard - lots of asoon etc are going to flow (eg Accident track)
Stubble - Puttar is going to sex it up (eg Kya, Sacchi keh doon) Swoon 😳
Clean shave - some purely ramantic moments coming up (remember the lep on the face, the dressing her up at the school, pakka seal the deal etc etc.) Drool 😳

The Shani jealousy track is an exception to this rule but like the CVs I am going to forget it ever happened.


Slime wale Pints:
S is for the Seduction that Ass-Oak was victimized with coz he needed confirmation on being a mard. We sincerely hope Shag's wasn't marrying him without verifying this fact 😲. S is also for Stupid to the times of infinite that Mihika is. Amen sistah


I is for the Incredibly perfect plans that Pervy cooks up which Neva-Evaa fail. Just how many brains is this guy hoarding? This is wrong on so many levels, but I love Pervy. I completely feel for Simmo


M is for Puttar's Mohabbatein which surfaced from the Pits of Guilt where he dived a week ago ... Finally!!! M is also for Mani & Simmy who looked cute next to each other in the precap (yes I like them together. Sue Me) They did didnt they. I felt it too. But now that I liek Simmo and I still cant stand Mani, I still dont like their pairing. Poor Simmo, after the powerhouse of intellect and talent that is Pervy, imagine downgrading to a Mani. Chee


E is for Puttar & Biwi's Eye-Sex *accha wala* which made us blush after a long long time. Awww getta room already, you two 😳 I know. Drool Swoon. 😳


Kostin of the Track: Since Sautans are the new sisterhood in making ... Is Mihika now Ishita's sautan's sautan OR Shagun now Ishita's sister through the bonds of Mihika's saut-ness? Bolo bolo 😛
Is your sautans sautan your sister????


Edited by Veeann - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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super post paru 🤣

shani the naag mani can't marry a woman with baggage 😆
neither he can love some one else kids .

puttar is dominated by mahanta of wifey and ll be pushed in guilt pool soon by her bestie ROFL
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Your Kos-Pints are EPIC...!!! 🤣🤣

I really loved your Kostin of the track...Even I was going nuts thinking who is who's sautan now...I even doubt one day Mihika may become Ishita's sautan 😡...After all earth,EK's soaps are round-n-round-n-round-n-round...OMG my head is spinning...🤢🤢

PS :thanks for the post loved it...!!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: --mancityfan--

Paru

Like someone phamous said

I would also say sab theek hain

Baki we can drink our sorrows of why we ever watched this show with a hot cup of chai



Would need something stronger than just a cup of chai to handle this shit-fest.

And anyone who says @red must be high on drugs and seeing unicorns on the horizon ...that's the only way one can dole that out for this Super-Crap 😛😆

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Originally posted by: paru_rox



Would need something stronger than just a cup of chai to handle this shit-fest.

And anyone who says @red must be high on drugs and seeing unicorns on the horizon ...that's the only way one can dole that out for this Super-Crap 😛😆



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