Hillarious ONE LINERS by RAMAN err actually KARAN ;)

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Posted: 11 years ago

#31

When Ishu apologised for slapping him... "Agli baar ulta bhi ho saktha hai... Haath mera and gaal tumhara..."

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shivani_gupta

@shivani_gupta

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Posted: 11 years ago

#32

ohh there are so many

but my fav ones are

kya hua darling sar dukh raha hai...

nahi cricket khel raha tha( wedding night scene)

dekho to isko sote hue kitni bholi lagti hai jaise ke koi pari ho chanta aisa mara hai jaise dara singh ki poti ho...😆

aj ki raat bahut important hai jo kuch bhi karna hai aj hi karna hai ( i know its not a funny line but the way raman said was superb)

tumhe kaise yakeen dilaun ke tum bahut bolti ho galti ho gayi tumhe gift mein tape dena chahiye tha...

Edited by shivani_gupta - 11 years ago

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Aani

@EkPaheli

Stunner

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Posted: 11 years ago

#33

Okay I just remembered these 😆

Amitabh Bachchan se Mukri bana diya usne mujhe

Below average toh madrasan ki choice hai 😆

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Hanalita

@Hanalita

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Posted: 11 years ago

#34

I love Raman's one liners.i wld love to write bt then i can see ppl r writing in hindi nd i don't knw any hind bt i can understand and read.

keep it up guys

Edited by Hanalita - 11 years ago

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serendipity.

@serendipity.

Trailblazer

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Posted: 11 years ago

#35

Hahha, we should really have a thread where we post all these together, in one post 😳 and keep adding! :D

Here are a few

"Mujhe darasal woh chahiye, woh joote main jo lagta hai na? andar... Abhi yeh joota hai, aise joote ke andar lagaya, aur CHHAT se aadmi lambaa hogaya" 🤣

"Amitabh Bacchan se Mukri banadiya usne mujhe!"

"Lekin ek baat boloon? Laraai toh maine bhi Bacchan Saab se kam nai ki thii yaar... ;)"

"You're right! Complex uss madraasan ko hai! Tabhi toh... dekh na! Hai Dentist, khud ko kya bulaati hai? DOCTOR!"

"Hogaye Above Average! Below average toh madraasan ki choice hai!"

"Abey! Naap kya raha hai? Tere se lamba HU main!"

"Yeh Ek lesson hai, pati jitna bhi karlen... patniyaan kabhi satisfy nahi hoti"

"Bauhot tasty hota hai unka khana, maalum hai... issi liye toh itni mushkil hoti hai banane mai!"

"Acha ek baat bataao, tum papa ki beti ho... ya papa ki DAADI!?" 😆 ☺️

"Ab se Ruhi ke liye, Papa will always be soft!"

"Beta!? Tumhari tapasya ki aakhen kharaab hai kya!?"

"Hmm... sar dukhra hai Darling!?"

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUNNN! 🤣

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--Sia--

@--Sia--

Rocker

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Posted: 11 years ago

#36

finally post on Raman one liners ...😊 Today i need it to read ..feeling sad after India defeat 😭

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Aishwarya

@itsme_aish

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

#37

My most fav one liner of all times:😃😃 I can never forget this "BRUSH hai AGRE ke tajmahal nahi"😆

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Priya

@prats233

Voyager

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Posted: 11 years ago

#38

On the way to Valentine's day party to Ishita:

'Waise iss color ke sari pehen ke baalon mein phool laga kar guldasta lag rahi ho tum so please do not embarrass me and get that flower out of your hair'😆

On reaching the venue to the driver for opening only Ishita's door:

'Gaadi mein darwaaze dono taraf hote hain samjha??bewakoof'🤣🤣

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Priya

@prats233

Voyager

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Posted: 11 years ago

#39

'Kal raat ko maine chaar gundon ko maar maat ke bhaga diya aur jaante ho mujhe inaam mein kya mila??ki main choti height ka hoon😆arre choti height ka hoon lekin phir bhi maara toh sahi na unko'🤣

'Aamir ko dekh...itna sa hai yaar lekin satyamev jayate mein dekh saare desh ko sunday 11 bajae utta detha hai woh'🤣🤣

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Rachna

@..Lekha..

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Posted: 11 years ago

#40

'jahan lagi hai WAHIN chooda de maara' 🤣
'toh ab kya pooja karun tumhari' 😆
'khelna hai toh isse khelo , jee bhar ke khelo' 😆
'hello,kya hello kaan bech aai ho kya' 🤣