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Hey Guys Well I am just Gonna Share this story with you!! Its kinda Mine& my Bestfriend's little thing or thing that happened!! MY Friend is married by the way so please don't take any of this wrong or in a crazy teen way.

I lived with my Best friend for the time I was taking a course in 'Child Care' in Birch Bay US!

My Twilight X-Mas

I gave my best friend the weapon of my own & her husbands living hell. Twilight. I hadn't read it. I didn't plan on reading it. I had the slight understanding that it was about a vampire in Washington who made girls 'go bad', was a vegetarian and blah blah ya ya. All I knew was that some girls in my dance class read it so I thought for X-mas I would get her a book since she barely read and always complained about wanting to read but never found anything interesting. The girls in my dance class told me she'd like it so I said What the heck!

They were right, but I was wrong to take their advice. The gift was a throw-in, a stocking-stuffer, a last minute pickup from Chapters, NO joke. Her husband bought her a diamond ring and a necklace, new laptop and I can't remember something else too.

But the biggest reaction that Christmas morning was over my stupid present destroying the poor boys happiness. I never thought she'd like it but OMFG! Her reactions were wild.

My friend was really happy. You know what kind of happy I'm talking about, right? The "If you were a boy I'd make out with you right here ... God I am still ready to kiss you screw you being a girl" kind of happy. At that point me and her husband were scared to death!! Literally.

So The problem was There's Bella. There's Edward and Jacob, and both of them have teams. None of them sleep together. For three books, no action. I didn't really care Csz I didn't read the books but her husband .... it kinds mattered to that boy poor.

But back to my story. On Christmas Day, She started the book, She was off my back which was good. her husband got a Xbox and I was busy with Dance so we didn't notice her much.

Back to the husband. During Dinner with his sister on X-mas her being desi and all asks when they would have kids since its been 2 years to their marriage.

He wanted to tell his sister they were planning soon, but my friend somehow kept bringing in Twilight. For EX. Me - "Is that a spider?" ... Her - "Did you see how Edward nick names Bella a Spider monkey so cute." Me and her husband didn't really notice but let it slide. BUT .... When it came to watching Twilight that night for the 5th time! She finally said it ....

"I don't want to have kids until Bella does." After coking on our popcorn we asked her to repeat her self. The second time was exactly the same thing. She wanted to wait ... something to do with Edward being sweet and not pressuring her. I just knew that she was telling me Edward and Bella weren't doing it, and neither were she until they did. Her husband was so not grateful.

For the next few days her husband stop speaking with me ... you probably know why. SoThe next day I bought her the second book. And the third. Just in case.

New Moon

She finished twilight in 2 days after re-ready all the 'cute' moments.

I had not read the books so I had no idea what was going so when I googled the books its took me pages of 'Edward Cullen is My New Boyfriend' post to come across the summary of the first 3. Her husband and me were not happy to learn that Edward&Bella don't do anything in the first 3. And the fourth book wasn't even out yet. Screw me Right! Her husband was ready to kill me! My only hope was to remind my friend that neither she nor any of us were vampires. Or werewolves. Or single.

That conversation didn't go well. She went on and on about trying to take away her identity. I used to be crazy for Shahid kapoor those days so I was just compared with my obsession and hers.

2 months had passed and her husband was NOT whats so ever happy with anyone mostly ME!!

I decided to take her mind off books and took her dancing with me because she loves ... well loved it.

We ended up doing the dance Edward&Bella do at prom! I played Bella!

It was the first week of February when I found out that the BD would be released in August, which was good because every day I saw her husband and trust me nothing looked nice about him. I'd go to dance, start rumors about the two morons who recommended Twilight, went home to her sad husband and her on the sofa re-reading..

FINALLY!! One day I came across a article containing some news on BD and SPOILER!!

And here I say "SPOILER ALERT!!!" in its happiness for me & her husband but not so much for her, because I learned the very hard, hard never break spoiler before the books are read to a Twilight crazy fan, . I know because of what I did after seeing the information from Entertainment effing Weekly.

I called her house. Our Conversation. "You'll never guess what I found out today," I told her.

"What's that?"

I was sure she would be happy and love me for this, and I could her husband asking me in the back!! I was on speaker.

Again, Spoiler . . . I wish I told her before I said it, "Bella and Edward get married and have a daughter in the new book, Jacob falls in love with her daughter and yes the baby is half-human Isn't that exciting."

Dead silence. And then, in the weakest whimper I've ever heard in my life, "Wh . . . what?"

"Yeah, Stephenie Meyer gave an interview, and she said they definitely get . . ." I never finished that sentence. I was interrupted by a annoying, sick scream of horror. And turns out she had been blocking ever thing about BD from her head because of the media being crazy about Twilight. She cut off her cable so she wouldn't see anything about BD. And then . . . She hung up.

We didn't talk for 3 WEEKS!. She bought the book. She read the book. I asked if she wanted to talk about it. She did, but not to me. If she had been on Team Jacob, I'm pretty sure she would have killed me for telling her about the daughter thing. Instead she was with Edward .... and was very angry.

It was a awkward place to stay in for days. Her husband and me would watch her as she acted like someone had died.

Six nights later,She finally lifted her anger a bit.

I moved back to my parents and got acall from her husband .... "Hey Thanks for the books, Now If I want to kiss my wife every time I have to ask her 'Is it okay is I kiss you Spider monkey?' ... Really Appreciate your books."

3 days later his FB statues .... I hate you, Twilight. I hate you to death.

And soon after I started Twilight but no one in my family was hurt. Thankfully.

Ages

Wife: 25

Husband: 26

Me: 17

For those wondering. YES! She does have a kid now. A Daughter named "Katelyin" and She does plan on having a son and already has a name picked out. Edward.

Umm i'm not sure how many of you will find this crazy but just wanted to share..Okay well so i kept visiting India-Forums before i was a twilight fan and i often saw so many discussions about this book!! Being a book worm i really wanted to read this book. But the problem was a number of books aren't often available here..soo i wasn;t sure if i could get my hands on it..

Then the school arranged this trip to the cinema..we were all in our seats and beside me my best freind was holding twilight in here hands..first i was shocked to see it in her hand then i asked her where she got it and she told me that another one of her freind had given it to her..since i knew her freind i asked her if i could borrow it next..i was so happy when she agreed i felt like jumping!! =P i didn't though..

i had to wait almost a whole week before i got my hands on it..luckily i got it on friday so i had the weekend to finish the book up...but i didn't need it...i started the book and just couldn't let go of it even to go to sleep..since i didn't have a seperate bedroom then i came out and started reading in the sitting area..i was up until 3am still reading the book and then my mother came out and scolded me for staying up just to read a book..!! but i had to finish it before i went to sleep.. so i finished twilight in a day..in the following week i begged my parents to let me buy the rest of the book..and i bought all four of them..even twilight because i knew i could read it over and over and i wouldn't grow tired!! and once again i finished all four book in a very short time!!