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Anjali wonders how many chapters of 101 Cheap Tricks to Scare your Daughter In Law, it would take to drive Asthma out of Schlok's life. She is not a woman without mercy, she is just a compulsive pathological liar who would stop at nothing. She tore the saree, dumped the mysterious Anthrax looking powder into the sink and swore on her dead mother's grave to drive Asthma out.
She saw signs of rebellion in Asthma's eyes. She remembered her own days of early rebellion. Sadly, the "Aaahhaaa" music, sung by K.S. Saigal and later by Mohammed Rafi in those days, and Hot Daddy's acrid smelly socks did the trick in numbing her forever. Still, she was appalled that she was not given even a chance to look at Hot Daddy before the first night, and could barely see him on the first night even through her ghoonghat and his thick head of dark massive curly hair. Then there is this chit of a girl who is actually having phone s...errr "Aaahhaaa" with Schlock. How outrageous is that!
Anjali had half a mind to call the producer and yell at him for slotting "Aaahhaaa"s for 6 pm, essentially family prime time in desiland. Then they dare show a raw kiss over the phone. She felt spiders crawling over her at the saccharin sweetness fake romance, that she decided to drink her tea black without Splenda or milk.
In fact, Schlock wanted to see Asthma in very specific colors of clothing such as red saree, green bangles, pink lipstick although he'd much rather see her in nothing and "Aaahhaaa" that way but this is still the 6 pm slot. Anjali got a headache listening to Schlock's list of "Aaahhaaa" things and colors he wanted to see Asthma in. Whoever heard of colors such as Malachite and Gamboge!
Asthma all but molested that poor teddy, who protested at every squeeze and pinch he got after Schlock's "Aaahhaaa" phone. The Teddy would rather travel Delhi public buses than stay in Asthma's room another second.
Kalindi even tried to explain to the girl that there is not enough "Aaahhaaa" in the world to compensate for the insults she'd deal with outside the bedroom, but Asthma is too enamored to think and feels a good "Aaahhaaa" is all a girl needs for a good life.
Anjali knows there is nothing like a good "Aaahhaaa" and raw phone kiss to confuse a girl enough to bear any insults towards her family, and gain access into the Dark Masters bedroom, where all the nocturnal secrets and "Aaahhaaa"s lie!
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