*** PJ WAR!!!!!!!!!!!! *** - Page 5

Posted: 13 years ago
sunny deol ka gaana yaad aa raha hai

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mera dil le gayi koi kudi kidhar
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mera dil legayi oye
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yaaro jao      ...................
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 paad ke aaoEdited by udit22 - 13 years ago
Posted: 13 years ago
what do u call a Bee living in America??

Ans- USB
Posted: 13 years ago

a man:hey vaha dekho shooting star chalo ek wish mangte hai

they close their eyes and after few seconds
 
a girl:kya wish ki?
a man:"k hum hamesha sath rahe aur tumne?
a girl:k vo shooting star humme shoot na kare🤣
 
hope you guys like it..and thanks for the thread!!
Posted: 13 years ago
i hope this joke is crap pakao😛ek baar pappu ki teacher ne kaha 3 words likhe lana bachcho to pappu aapne papa k paaas jake kaha papa papa 3 words bolo na howmework karna hai to papa ne kaha 'jao ji'pappu ne vo likhliya
 
pappu apni ammaa k pas jake bola imli aur am kaise rehte amma boli'khatte khatte miththe mithhthe'ab pappu abahar khadke 3 word sonchraha tha tabhi uske padosan aur uska pati vah khadke batcheet karahe the husband'darling movie dekhne jayinge' wife'aaj nakkio darking kal jayinge'pappu ne vo likhliya
 
next day teacher ne pappu ko pucha 3 words likhe pappu'are jao ji'
teacher ko gussa ayya she said 'aj tumhara aang achcha hai na kaise hai bolo' pappu'khatta khatt mithta miththa' teacher ubal gayyi ur pappu ki shararaat se gussa hoke kaha 'principle k paa jayinge kya
pappy'aj nakko darling kal jayinge'
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Posted: 13 years ago
hi
Funnyjokes on Balakrishna.. enjoy the fun..
babai abbai jokes
at http://www.bajokes.com
Posted: 13 years ago
Irshaad:  aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa,
Gir gaye galib…wah wah…
Posted: 13 years ago
EK  aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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Ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!




what is PJ???


phaltu joke..


what is P+iJ ???



complex phaltu joke...


why dont we laugh on a it???



coz the joke part is imaginary!!!


Whats the opposite of Real??


Its COCONUT....


Y....Socho...???



Becuase it is 'Na-Real'  


i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr . a.P.J.abdul kalam

what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
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Ring De Basanti :))


A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??


...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!


three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????


COZ the song is HIT......



Posted: 13 years ago
1 Choha Sharab k Glass mein gir gaya,

Wahan se eik Billi guzar rahi thi uss ne Billi ko bola mujhay yihan se bahar nikalo phir chahay mujhay Kha Jaana...

Billi ne Laat Mari aur glass  Gira diya!!!

Choha nikal kar bhaga aur apnay bill mein jaa k chup gaya!!!

Billi boli Jhootay, Dholay baaz!!! Tum to bol rahay thay k mujhay nikal lo phir mujhay khana ho to kha jaana

Choha Hansa

Aur Bola
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Darling Naraz Mat Hona

Uss time mein Nashay mein tha 😛
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by Bilji


do you call this as a jokes? pity you... 

 
The joke starts with" what will be the colour of THE TEETH of the african baby ( i think u missed out "the teeth")
Posted: 13 years ago
pyar ke do rang 

pyaar ke .... do rang 
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darr aur dabang 


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