*** PJ WAR!!!!!!!!!!!! *** - Page 5

sunny deol ka gaana yaad aa raha hai

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mera dil le gayi koi kudi kidhar
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mera dil legayi oye
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yaaro jao ...................
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paad ke aao

what do u call a Bee living in America??

Ans- USB

a man:hey vaha dekho shooting star chalo ek wish mangte hai

i hope this joke is crap pakao😛ek baar pappu ki teacher ne kaha 3 words likhe lana bachcho to pappu aapne papa k paaas jake kaha papa papa 3 words bolo na howmework karna hai to papa ne kaha 'jao ji'pappu ne vo likhliya
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hi
Funnyjokes on Balakrishna.. enjoy the fun..
babai abbai jokes
at http://www.bajokes.com

Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa,
Gir gaye galib…wah wah…

Ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!




what is PJ???


phaltu joke..


what is P+iJ ???



complex phaltu joke...


why dont we laugh on a it???



coz the joke part is imaginary!!!


Whats the opposite of Real??


Its COCONUT....


Y....Socho...???



Becuase it is 'Na-Real'


i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr . a.P.J.abdul kalam

what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
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Ring De Basanti :))


A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??


...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!


three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????


COZ the song is HIT......

1 Choha Sharab k Glass mein gir gaya,

Wahan se eik Billi guzar rahi thi uss ne Billi ko bola mujhay yihan se bahar nikalo phir chahay mujhay Kha Jaana...

Billi ne Laat Mari aur glass Gira diya!!!

Choha nikal kar bhaga aur apnay bill mein jaa k chup gaya!!!

Billi boli Jhootay, Dholay baaz!!! Tum to bol rahay thay k mujhay nikal lo phir mujhay khana ho to kha jaana

Choha Hansa

Aur Bola
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Darling Naraz Mat Hona

Uss time mein Nashay mein tha 😛

Originally posted by: Bilji

do you call this as a jokes? pity you...

The joke starts with" what will be the colour of THE TEETH of the african baby ( i think u missed out "the teeth")

pyar ke do rang