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surbhi

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Posted: 14 years ago

#51

haha...gud ones...luvd that galib one..

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Swaatii

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Posted: 14 years ago

#52

Newton First Law of "ASHIKI".

Every ashik continues to do ashiki until & unless a tamachaa or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a beautiful girl.
This force is called beizzati which is directly proportional 2 sharmindagi but awarapan remains constant.

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Swaatii

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Posted: 14 years ago

#53

ANOTHER PJ

"Wo mud mud k dekh rahe the hame"

"Hum mud mud k dekh rahe the unhe"

"Wo hame
Hum unhe"

"Hum unhe
Wo hme"

"Q ki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha na hame"
🤣

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Harjot.

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Posted: 14 years ago

#54

Egg hunt! Found one.
One point.

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Aruna

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Posted: 14 years ago

#55

Mr.X in airplane going 2 Bombay.. While its landing he shouted: "Bombay ... Bombay" Air hostess said: "Be silent."

Mr.X: "Ok... Ombay. Ombay" 😆

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ILuvagudLaugh

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Posted: 14 years ago

#56

I give you the baap of pakaos ever - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZtsFHR7bzQ&feature=player_embedded

Its sure to get more than just 'thanda' reactions!

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Nivriti

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Posted: 14 years ago

#57

Originally posted by: roknstarz_mjht
na...try dis 1

what will b d colour of an african born baby?

still thinking???????????

ayyo!waste!!!!!!!!!

how will a born baby have teeth. ...🤣3magenta

Neefa, isn't it supposed to be "What will the color of an African Baby's teeth?'

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Nivriti

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Posted: 14 years ago

#58

Originally posted by: spyrulzdworld
this is the most lamest joke i hv ever heard i was actually feeling low and a frnd told me just to cheer me up

whats the difference between an apple and an orange??

an orange can be orange colour but an apple cant be apple colour !!!

here is another one goshh this one made me laugh soo much

santa says to banta : mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai, tere paas kya hai ?

banta : mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai aur paisa hai.

santa : abee toh apni maa kiske paas hai 😆😆😆