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Inspired by Shewtha's thread of possible ways to make Yuvi's life hell in response to day's episode. Something I came up with in a jiffy so pardon the abruptness and the writing being rough around the edges.
It had been two days since Yuvraj had pulled the stunt of swapping places with Kunj in the mandap. Yuvraj had tried every trick in the book to take Twinkle away from Sarna mansion to his own house but she had refused to budge and for a strange reason no one in the family has spoken up for him. He scratched his head in frustration as he circled around the Sarna house once again to look for her.
He finally found her sitting with Bebe, Usha and that loser Kunj with his backpack flung over his shoulder, in the yard behind the house; the three silently muttering something under their breath.
"Yeh kya chal raha hai!" his voice boomed bringing everyone out of their train of thoughts.
"Tameez se baat kar. Tera ghar nahi hi yeh jo hukum chala raha hai." Bebe retorted.
He chose to blissfully ignore the angry looks and addressed the person he had come looking for. "Tum challo mere saath!" he spoke walking over to her and pulling her hand up and having her once again shrug his pull at her with disgust.
"Faltu time nahi hai jo tumhare shakal dekhoon. Daffa ho jao yahan se." She replied by lifting Kunj's arm and putting it around her.
"TUMHARI HIMMAT!!"
"Abe chup." Kunj replied dismissively, "Girlfriend hai meri!"
"Aur BIWI hai meri!"
"Pata hai sab ko." he replied back.
Yuvraj stared and frustrated at knowing the outcome, walked off stomping up to the room given to him to conspire a new plan to get his Twinky back.
Yuvraj snickered at his marvelous plan as the Tanejas and Sarnas' family members exited the house one by one to leave for a dinner invitation they all had received from a mutual investor. Twinkle had been forced to stay behind as it would be embarrassing to bring up the recent scandal regarding her and Kunj's marriage.
He slid down the railings of the stairs and called out her name but instead herd muffled giggled.
"Hamare purane din yaad kar rahi ho gi." he said to himself, deluded from the feeling of his head disabling another portion of his brain.
He walked towards the corner couch behind the stairs that following the sound and with a wide grin plastered over his face however the life of his grin was short-lived as he came to face his Twinkle sitting on that loser Kunj's lap, her arms circled around his neck ad his arms coiled around her waist. He breathed in his anger, letting it travel up to his head before trying to rip the laughing couple apart.
"HAAT KAMEENE! Tere saamne toh shadi ki thi isse! Bhool gaya?!"
Kunj stood up and pulled Twinkle behind him, whose hand was wrapped around Kunj's arms and a challenging smirk played on her face. "Dekha tha! Mubarak baad bhi di this aur Tujhe peeta bhi tha. Bohol gaya?"
Yuvraj inched towards him to punch him but missed as Kunj ducked his face on the opposite side and let him topple over his own feet.
"Chal Twinkle. Yaahn kisi ko privacy aur sharam ka matlab toh lagta hai pata nahi hai!" He pulled her by her waist, and throwing a disgusting look at Yuvi, she playfully reached up and placed a kiss on Kunj's cheek.
Kunj walked in the house to find his separated wife sitting between Bebe and Usha securely. He handed her the file in his hands walking in and threw the bag on the table in between.
"Yeh kiya hai?" she questioned curiously.
"Yuvraj ko jail bhej ne ke nayi intazamaat ka khulasa." he answered pulling her up from in between his mother and aunt towards himself. "Legally kyun ke uss ne shaadi dhoke se ki hai, aur us ka aur Mahi ki shaadi annul nahi hui hai, tumhari aur uss kameene ki shaadi ko kanoon accept nahi kar sakta."
"Ab London mein shaadi kare ga toh yahi hoga. Wahan paise de kar thori na papers change karwa sakta hai." he added on as she there herself over him in a bone-crushing hug.
"I LOVE YOU." she whispered to him, not caring about the teasing she'll receive from her mother-in-law and Bebe later in kitchen.
Anita and Yuvraj walked into the house, both's appearing tired and exhausted from their day of buying people off to shut off the new set of criminal activities Yuvraj had been busy pursuing. Both's came to an halt seeing Twinkle smiling and looking admiringly at her husband who had just pulled his backpack over his shoulder and had turned to face them by greeting them with a smile spread over his face.
"Kya hua Anita? bari pareshaan laag rahi ho?" Bebe taunted
"Pareshaan to hoongi na Bebe. Aise besharam bahu hai ke apne Pati ke sane he purane aashiq ke gale laage hui thi." Anita taunted back, feeling the rage build up inside her seeing the Taneja daughter happy instead of crying and begging her. "Mera bechare Yuvi."
"Mom Please!" he said from behind.
"Acha." Bebe nodded when Usha added on, "Nahi Anita hammein laga ke tu apne puttar ko pher kisi jail se chura ke aa rahi hai."
Anita grumbled under her breath before throwing a dirty look at her son.
"Tujhe kiya lagta hai? Tu yahan khulam khula meri biwi se chipke ga aur mein dekhta rahoon ga?" he barked at Kunj, pointing his finger at him.
"Aisa kab kaha dost? Apne biwi ke saath tujhe jo kehna hai, tu keh. Tujhe koi nahi roke ga." Kunj replied cooly and giving a sly smile to his mother and wife, who was looking at him proudly and the other looking at him.
"Acha Twinkle, sun na." he spoke softly, pushing Yuvraj away with the empty hand.
"Bolo." she replied coyly sliding her hand up his chest.
"Upar chaltein hain. Yeh kameena yahaan mataam kar rah hai. Mood kharab ho jaye ga." he replied to which she complied.
Usha and Bebe laughed behind them as Kunj blew both of them the kisses and waved Yuvraj goodbye who had been standing seething with rage.
Yuvraj stormed into his mother's bedroom not being able to understand what to come up with next to separate Kunj and Twinkle physically from one another.
Yuvraj was frustrated and tired. Twinkle had refused to leave anyone's since the whole week of their wedding. He stomped towards Bebe's room to find her after circling around the house six different times since morning.
He entered to the worst picture of Bebe and the rest half of the family sitting together watching a family movie. His eyes darted towards the corner of the room where his Twinkle kept pulling Kunj's hand towards herself and kissing it.
"Yeh kya mazak hai! Maine tum se shaadi ki hai! Mere saath chalo." he screamed catching everyone's attention and hearing a room full of sighs echo back at him.
"Aaj mera mood nahi hai." Twinkle yelled back at him from the opposite corner. "Aaj nahi, kal ka sochtin hoon. Aaj raat tou mein purane aashiq ke saath guzaroon gi." she concluded before diverting her attention back towards the person she had been sitting with.
"Wah bhabhi ji! Khargosh ko uss ki jagah dekha di!" Cherry applauded her, stealing the bag of unopened popcorn lying by Twinkle's side. The family members laughed at the comment as they all focused back not he movie.
Two hours later, the police officers were standing in middle of the Sarna house demanding answers from Anita that where her precious boy had run off too. Twinkle looked on along with the rest of the family, knowing fully well that Yuvraj might have tried to escape just as he had witnessed the police making their way into the street.
"Yeh yahan hai!" Anand called out carrying Yuvi by his arms while Cherry and Surjeet gripped on tightly at his legs.
The police officer showed the warrant to Yuvraj himself as they tied his hands into handcuffs and told his mother that he'll be spending at least a year in jail before being eligible for bail. Twinkle broke away from Kunj's arms as Yuvraj was forced to be seated in the police car.
"Byeee!!" she waved at him, pretending to be wiping her fake tears with her dupatta. All would be well soon.
Nemo, I tried adding the Anita thing but I couldn't make it look good and flow smoothly but you have to write something on it because it's too gold to let go.
edited to add; will post the episodic analysis in few hours - no, i don't think any such thing might happen on the show. Hope you guys enjoy the read despite it being really abrupt.
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