TwiNj Drabble : Bacche?

I'm on a writing spree lol.. Sorry for the overdose 😆
But i'd written this on ZaYa 2 yrs back.. N now i modified n wrote on TwiNj..
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Rotten tomatoes, chappals sab allowed hai.. Jitna phekna ahi phekdo 😆

Manohar : Arre Kunj Twinkle idhar aao beta..dekho kaun aaya hai...
Kunj : Kaun aaye hai Papa?
Manohar : Tumhari maa Ki Bua Aayi Hai...Tumhari nani
Kunj Twinkle : pairi Pauna nani..*bends n takes her aashirwaad*
Nani : arre re.. Jeende raho puttar.. Nazar na lage meri bahu ku.. Kitni Pyaari biwi hai tumhari kunj puttar *luks at twinkle luvingly..kunj luks at twinkle n she smirks*
Idhar aao Puttar jee Yahaan mere paas baitho...*both kunj n twinkle go near her n sit together*
Nazar Na lage tum dono ko.. kitna pyaara joda hai tum dono ka...ek dum made for each other
*Twinkle kunj both luk at each other n r embarassed*
Nani : Bacchoun tum dono ke shaadi ko kitna tym huwa hai??
Manohar : Inki shaadi ku 4 mahine hogaye hai.. *Twinkle drinks water to avoid embrassesment*
Nani : Twinkle puttar Tumhare paas koi gudnews nahi hai??
Twinkle chokes n kunj pats her back...*both luk at each other n r embarassed ..while bebe is enjoying this scenario*
Kunj : kya??gudnews??u mean bacche nani??*shocked*
Nani : Haan bacche kyun?Puttar jee ab tumdono ko apna khud ka parivaar aage badana chahiye...mei Yahaan Ek hafte ke liye hoon..umeed karti hoon ke tum mujhe gud news ek hafte me dogi
Kunj: *evil smile* Dekha Kahaan Tha na Maine twinkle ke ab hume apne bacchoun ke baare mei sochna chahiye par tu sunti kahan hai meri?
Twinkle :*shocked* Kunj?
Kunj: kya kunj kunj? Nani Jab maine isse bacchoun ki baat ki toh isne mujhe kahaan ki yeh apna figure kharab nahi karna chahti isliye isse bacche nahi chahiye*imitates twinkle*
Nani : Are puttar mei tumhari biwi ko samjhadungi ...tum bas mujhe ek hafte mei gudnews dedo
Kunj : jaise aapki marzi nani..aap meri biwi ko samjhade..*evil smile*
Twinkle : woh kya hai nuh nani..kunj khud ek baccha hai aur ek baccha aagaya toh mei do do bacchoun ko kaise sambhalungi?
I mean mei akele itna sab handle nahi karsakti nuh...kunj ko abhi bade hone mei kaafi tym lagega*evil smile*
Kunj : what?? mei baccha hoon??*angry*
Twinkle: Aur ni toh kya...khabhi dekha hai apne aap ko kaise rehte ho...
Kunj : Aur tumne khud ko dekha hai...bacchoun jaisi harkate karti hai .. bacche dar ke bhaag jaayege tujhse
Nani: uff bas karo ab tum dono...mujhe bas ek hafte mei yeh gudnews chahiye...baaki tum bacchoun ko kaise sambhalte ho yeh tum dono ki problem hai
Twinkle is red while kunj dosent knw how to react...twinkle says she has work n escapes...kunj too leaves...
*Twinkle is in her room n is thinking abt kids n kunj enters*

TwinKle: Bacche chahiye tume?*angry*
Kunj : *EVIL SMILE* aise bol rahi hai jaise tuujhe bacche ache hi nahi dikhte
Twinkle: Maine aise kab kahaan
Kunj : Matlab tujhe Bacche chahiye??
Twinkle : *shocked*
Kunj : Dekho Siyappa Queen mujhe total 24 bacche chahiye...ek football team banayege aur ek cricket team..kya kehti ho??
Twinkle: 24??*Shocked*
Kunj : Haan 24?? is ki shuruwaat aaj hi kardete hai... cum
Twinkle : what??Chii.. Ganda aadmi*shocked*
Kunj : kyun kya huwa bacche sirf mannat maangne se ni aate uske liye mehnat bhi karni padhti hai
Twinkle :*Evil smile* hmmm ur ryt kunj ab chuki tumhe 24 bacche chahiye i think hume aaj hi iski shuruwaat kardeni chahiye
Kunj : WHAT??*shocked* Tu 24 bacche paida karne ke liye tayyar hogayi?
Twinkle : Ab apne Pati ki Aagiya ko mana thodi karsakti hoon...*cumes close to kunj n he starts moving backwards*
Kunj : Siyappa Queen .. mujhe pata tha..mujhe pata tha bacchoun ke bahaane mere saath ab tu SUhaag raat manana chahti hain
Twinkle : ab tumhi ne toh kahaan 24 bacche chahiye aur bacche mannat maangne se nahi aate unke liye mehnat karni padhti hai...wohi toh kar rahi hoon
Kunj : Twinkle .. ru serious??mei Papa banne ke liye ready nahi hoon
Twinkle: moves away n says toh bahaar itna uchal kyun rahe the ki tumhe bacche chahiye aur mujhe nahi??kya kahaan tha tumne mujhe apni figure ki chinta hai huh??*imitates him*
Kunj : Ab kya maaregi mujhe?...tang nahi karsakta tujhe?
Twinkle : jao change karke so jao * irritated*
Kunj : Takes his clothes n says Waise option abhi bhi open hai...agar bacche chahiye toh mei tayyar hoon *smirks at her n leaves*
Twinkle :WHAT..BACCHE??*Shocked*

I love you!

loved it dear

I'm so glad you're on a writing spree.

nyc os... 😃 but wat did u mean by Mkb 24? didn't get that word

awesome. loved it
keep writing. the more the better <3
loving these <3

Your OS was really funny 😆

Wooowww...

That was awesome..very funny..😆

Very funny