Hey Guys,
I thought of lightening up the mood here. So, i came up with a little skit to make you guys laugh. I hope you enjoy it.
HEY BHAGWAAN! - Part 1
SCENE - Alak's bedroom
Alak is sitting infront of the mirror talking to herself
ALAK : Haila! im soo pretty . Bhagwaan nay mujhe kitna khoobsurat banaya hai. Agar Shagun meri beti nahi hoti, tu log mujhay kitna young samjhtay.
Shagun comes crying and hugs Alak
SHAGUN: MAA…Shakti nay mujhay Thappar mara.. (cries)
ALAK: (thinks) Ufff…. yeh shagun aur uskay problems kabhie khatam nahe hotay. Bhagwan nay mujhay kis problem mein phasa diya hai. Jab dekho yeh roti rehti hai. UFF. isko aur koi kaam nahi. Bas mujhay tung kartee hai. Yeh Kumar nay kis museebat ko meray pass choor kay chalay gaii. Before shagun came, I used to be famous in Benaras. Ab to mein make up bhi sahe say nahi kartee is shagun ke waja. Bas Ammaji ki waja say, I have to take care of her. Or else I would have kicked her out the first time she cried. HEYYY BHAGWAANN! Thank God she is marrying Abhi. Abhi isko London lay jai gaa. Kitna maza aai ga.!
ALAK: (pretends to be nice to Shagun) Awww.. koi baat nahi Shagun . Main hoon na. Usnay tumhe 1 thappar mara. Mein Shakti ko 10 thappar maroon gee. Don't' cry.
SHAGUN: Thank you mommy.
NEXT SCENE - Balcony
Abhi is walking nervously in the balcony.
ABHI: Yeh Shagun Alak maa kay pass gai hay. Har waqt roti rehti hai. Bechari Alak ma , shagun har waqt unkay pass problems lay ke jaati hay. Alak was soo beautiful. Laykin shagun ki problems Khatam hi nahi hoti.
ABHI: OMGGG …Alak ma to meri aur shagun ki shaadi karna chahti hain. What do I do nooww!. She is always crying. Mein tu phas jaaoon ga. Meri koi kam problems hain. Meri tu puri Zindagi rotay huway katay gi. HEYY BHAGGWAANN!!
NEXT SCENE - Shagun's bedroom
Shagun is sitting infront of the mirror looking at her self. She is in tears.
SHAGUN: Yeh mera kya haal hogaya hai. Look at my hair. Jab say Sumer meri Zindagi mein aya hai, meri to problems hi Khatam nahi hoti. I used to be soo beautiful. Look at me now. Sumer khud to chala gaya, laykin apni Pagal family ko meray peechay chor gaya. Ab to mein make-up bhi nahi kartee. New clothes bhi nahi try kartee. Aur shopping bhi nahee kar saktee. I used to go shopping 20 times a week. Look at me now.
SHAGUN: Agar Maa ke shaadi ke problem nahee hoti , tu mein Sumer say Kabhie Shaadi nahii kartee. Mein to sirf Salman Khan say shaadi karte..(dreams about Salman Khan) Hailla! he' soo hott!. Laykin meri kismet mein woh Pagal Sumer hi tha. But, I have another chance to marry Salman Khan now. I won't let it goo. HEYY BHAGWANNN! Help me!
NEXT SCENE - Living room
Alak and Abhi are sitting in the living room. Shagun is coming down the stairs.
Abhi sees her coming.
ABHI: (thinks) HEYY BHAGGWAAN! she coming. Abhi yahan say bhaag lay. Warna phir say phass jai gaa. What does she want nowww?? she just stopped cryinngg. UFFF.. mein tu pagal ho jaaon ga!
ALAK: (thinks) OH NO! she's coming again. Ab kya problem hai isko.
SHAGUN: MAA, ABHIMANYU, Mujhay Mandir jana hay. Aap log meray saath chalay gain.
ALAK: (thinks) UFF…. ab isko lay kay mandir jaao. har waqt yeh meray peechay pari rehti hai. Kabhi bhi sukoon nahi hay. I don't know how Sumer lived with her. HEYY BHAGWAAN.
ABHI: (thinks) if there's a God, He hates me !!!
ABHI: (pretends to be nice to Shagun) OFFCOURSEE Shagun. I would love to come with you to the Mandir.
ALAK: (pretends to be nice to Shagun) Haan! Let's go.
NEXT SCENE - Mandir
Alak, Shagun, and Abhi are praying.
ALAK: HEYY BHAGGWANN! is Shagun ki jaldi say Abhi sayy Shaadi kara do. I can't take it anymore. Aur us kay baad in doono ko London bej do. If you do that, mein 101 coconut turoo gee. Please help me.
SHAGUN: HEYY BHAGGWANN! is say pehlay ki meri Abhi say shaadi ho. Mujhay Salman Khan say milwa do. Mujhe sirf Salman Khan say shaadi karni hai. If you do that, mein 101 coconut turoo gee. Please help me.
ABHI: HEYY BHAGGWANN! meri help karoo. mein Shagun say shaadi nahi kar sakta. Bohat roti hai. Please uski kisi aur say Shaadi kara do. If you do that, mein 101 coconut turoo gaa. Please help me.
To be Continued……
Well, I really hope you guys like it. It took me very long to think of it and type it. Please reply back.
Love,
LoLo 😛
Ishaani
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