funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 18

use pyar karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
wah wah,
use pyar karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
maine itne love letter likhe ki wo postman ke ssaath bhg gayi….

shaam hote hi yeh dil udaas hota hai
toot khwabon ke siwa kuch na paas hota hai
tumhari yaad aise waqt bohot aati hai
bandar koi jab aas paas hota hai ….

TU MERE DIL ME AISE BAS GAI HAI…

TU MERE DIL ME AISE BAS GAI HAI…

JAISE CHOTE SE DARWAZE ME KOI BHAINS FAS GAI HAI…

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.

Kaash life aisi hoti yaar,
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko Ikrar,
Wednesday ko pyar,
Thursday ko intezar,
Friday ko shadi,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.

Wo gori hai uski zulfe hai kali,
Wo pari hai ya pariyo ki rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karo yaaro,
Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li

Yeh jo ladkiyo ke baal hote hai,
Ladko ko fasaane ka jaal hote hai,
Khoon chus leti hai ladko ka sara,
Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.

Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly.

The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, "Excuse me, you just farted before my wife."

The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.

"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?"

Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."

He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.

"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"

The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore!"