Allright guys...now its time for...
~*~ MISHH KI AMAR VAANI ~*~
(ms. Bond 007 *dhishkyaaon*)
toh baaalikaaon, jaisa ki humne shukravaar ke dharavahik mein dekha..,
baalika aarti tiwari moorkhta ki saari seemayein laangh chuki hai...
yah jaante hue bhi ki baalak govind shankar poorna tarah se hamare divya baba shri shri brij bhushan pandey ji maharaj(my inspiration..😊😆) ka bhakt hai, yah moorkha kanya asli kaagaz le ke uske saamne pahuch gayi..(Duffer..!!😡)
kyun..?? kya laga tha tujhe...?? ke tu uske paas jaayegi aur uska hriday parivartan ho jaayega..(or shud i say...buddhi parivartan..!!😆😉)..aur vo teri yaachika dayer kar lega..?? nahi moorkh.!!..kadaapi nahi...!!😡
lekin is baalika ka dosh nahi hai...yah us parivaar ki beti hai jiski buddhi naam ki cheez se door door tak koi naate rishtedaari nahi hai...!.😆.(hey..!!..have i said this earlier also..??..if yes...so what...!..you have to read it again..!!😡😆show mein ek hi bakwaas baar baar dekh sakte ho toh mera post atleast usse to better hai..!!😆)
khair...uske baad...vah baalak krishh..tu mere saamne aa...are vaah..!!..tere daant toh motiyon jaise chamak rahe hain...!!...kya tezaab lagaya hai..??...😆
tu pehle mujhe yah bata ki kahi tu arjun ka koi parrr pota toh nahi..??...itna sateek nishaana...!!...woh bhi helmet se.!! kya baat hai...!!
agar baba bbp superman hain...then hamari aarti wonder woman aur krishh batman hai..(we just need superman, robin,etc...nd our justice league complete..!!😆)
toh bacchon...isse hamein yah shiksha milti hai ki helmet ka upyog sirf hamare sar ki raksha ke liye hi nahi hota...agar koi aapka koi saamaan(like purse/chain/etc...) lekar bhaaage..toh aap isse uska sar fodne ka upyog bhi kar sakte hain...(who says daily soaps don't teach us anything..!!😡😆...huh...!!😡😆)
phir...woh kaagaz jaake us mitti pe gire...mujhe poora vishwaas hai ki vah mitti daiviy shaktiyon dwara nirmit thi...!!😆 (magical...!!🤪)..
kyunki...jab vah kaaagaz uspe gire toh mitti neeche thi...lekin agle hi kshan vah daiviy mitti un kaagazon ke upar aagayi..!!..(boating karne ka mood hoga mitti ka...naii..!!??🤣)
phir uske baad...baalak krishh kehta hai ki vah pata lagaayega ki vah log kaun the...(i think his real name his...arjun sherlock batman holmes...aah...!!..good..!!)...sahi jaa rahe ho beta...lage raho.😉..isi tarah apni buddhimata ka pramaan dete raho..!!🤣
arrey...mere prernastrot...baba ss bbp ji maharaj..aapne vah golden brown stuffed pakode jaisa paridhan.😆.(uhmm...i mean..the gooolden jacket...izzat se naam lo...CM ki jacket hai...bura maan gayi toh..??🤣)..kyun pehna..??
kahin aap usse yah sanket toh nahi dena chahte the na ki ab aap khushi ke maare pakode khaayenge...nd sabko khilayenge..??😉😉...oh...dhanya hain aap prabhu...!!...dhanya hain...!!😆
khair...baaki cheezen apne hisaab se thik thak thin...harvansh utna hi dumb tha.😆..pooja baalika pehle ki tarah padi hui thi...
haan..!!..kuchh bhoole bisre praani bhi nazar aaye...billu...use zaroor hamare baba bbp ji maharaj ne apni divya shaktiyon se vahaan bulaaya hoga...!!😆..hmmm...
chalo...aaj ki vaani yahin samaapt hoti hai...
SAYONARA
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thought of the day...by me...---never underestimate or make fun of idiots around you...because only because of These people you are proved intelligent..!!
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