NEW SAREE BREAKING NEWS!! - Page 2

Originally posted by: princessunara

aaahhh my tummy hurts after laughing so much!!!🤣 u totally cracked me up specially when i read the "The shop keepers wife tried to explain to the teddy and lion that Monopoly was just a game and to not take it so seriously, and that they could keep the money!! " part!!!🤣🤣🤣

omg!! hahaha well done!! this was priceless!!! 🤣

😊😊He He More breaking news to come tomorrow! He He!! 😊😊 Glad you all liked it! 😆😆

Originally posted by: Angelbud

This was just passed to me from the secret service!!!

A wealthy land and property owner has been robbed by a teddybear and a lion!

Unconfirmed reports have emerged in the last hour that a cute teddybear was seen trying to fill his pockets with money from a toy shop at the end of business yesterday. The shop owner said over Rs 200,000 was stolen in total and he was facing bankruptcy due to this!! Later in the day his wife was contacted by a lion saying unless they mortgaged their houses and land she was going to rip up all her books!! The shop keepers wife tried to explain to the teddy and lion that Monopoly was just a game and to not take it so seriously, and that they could keep the money!! The lion was last seen trying to buy icecream from some five year old kids with the money! One of the kids was reported saying!!

"I never realised i was so rich! Ive got millions of that colourful money at home, she didn't get my ice cream though!!!" 😕

whts that😳

Originally posted by: S696_sehreen

whts that😳

He he! its a fun joke about the recent character costumes that have been worn in the show!!! He He!!

I can't stop 🤣 🤣 🤣 it was too good.

Originally posted by: pyar-ishk

I can't stop 🤣 🤣 🤣 it was too good.

He He!!! Teddy and Lion!!! He He just thinking about them makes me laugh now! 😆
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This was just passed to me from the breaking news desk via Interpol!

Last night three monkeys escaped from the Zoo stole bananas and started a support group!


Reports are coming in that three monkeys have escaped from the Zoo in the capital..An insider at the Zoo said "it all happens so fast!. I heard them saying something about starting their own support group on the outside! I was in the cafe when the monkeys ran in slapped & tickled the chef and made off with his bananas! The chef was acting on the new Masterchef program on Star Plus he was reported to have said "one of monkeys had his hands over his ears because his wife had been shouting at him all night! His eyes looked like very wide and he said his cold sore had come back on his lip, he was wearing a nice tracksuit though and his hair and skin were the best i have ever seen!. The second Monkey had his hands firmly over his eyes! He said he couldn't stay in the Zoo any more because when he went back to his cage last night he saw a Ghost sitting on the sofa talking on the mobile fone with someone called Rashi about making future plans! He said what was worse was that their was a mouse sitting next to her reading a magazine, it looked like it had had a facial at the beauty parlour! The third monkey said he was teaching his wife to read and write, he had his hand over his mouth so I couldn't hear exactly what he said but it sounded something like Happy Birthday Gopi, he had a lovely silk suit on and looked like he had been working out at the monkey gym, and his fone went off everytime he was about to speak!

If anyone spots the monkeys please stand very still and inform Kokila- the manager of the zoo-, Kokila was reported to have said " we have only just got the lion and teddy bear back after all the mischief they caused the other day! And now this happens! I herd shouting coming from one of the cages last night before the male monkey escaped and too the other two with him. Their Support group is apparently called "hear no shouting, see no ghosts and speak to Gopi please!" 😳 😎😕

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Monkey descriptions are clever using Saathiya happenings...Jigar, Dhawal, Aham the monkeys in order as to how you described them.

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 can,t stop makes me laugh now...😆

Originally posted by: simibrar1990

😆 can,t stop makes me laugh now...😆

He He its really fun! Look out for the next breaking news!!