NEW SAREE BREAKING NEWS!! - Page 5

Originally posted by: shajnaii

ur breaking news are superb...

i cudnt stop laughing after reading those...

love it soo much

He He !!😊

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This was just leaked from the Science News Desk via the secret service in Interpol!

Chaos Caused by Clever Cap Invention!

Reports have been leaked that a new scientific invention that doubles ones IQ for an hour was today tested out in a market. The invention is a baseball cap called "Intelligence Cap" or "I" "C" for short. A young lady called Gopi who had been sent shopping for red lentils and salt was the first person to try the cap on. After trying it on she was seen running through the market shouting "I knew something was going on behind my back but i just couldn't see it!, wait till I get my hands on that ..." The second person to try on the cap was a business man called Ahem. He was reported saying "what happened i'm in love and i just couldn't see it"

An hour and one minute later, reports emerged from the modi residence that Rashi was found with numbers written all over her face and arms, tied up in the store room chewing on dates while listing to a recording of a child adding up. Gopi was reported as saying "I dont know why I do these things, its always my fault"! Ahem was reported to have been found in a Saree shop buying 10 Saree's over the counter, that he had seen on a TV commercial! When asked how he was feeling his phone went off again so we still don't know what he thinks.

The situation turned out for the best though as two hours later Mrs pasta's neighbours got the sarees they had wanted. Mrs pasta was reported as saying "Well now that she a famous model its the least we could do dears, I got her a cap to wear from the market so her fans dont recognise her when she goes out, she never takes it off". Kinjal has now also invented the first water powered car and has made a new theory of relativity. 😕

yaaar..its mind blowing...

Rashi with numbers on her face n hand...lol...when i imagine this its sooo funnyyy

Mr.Ahem Modi..as usual he couldnt say his views due to his famous million dollar phone call...

KInjals theory of relativity...wowww...this theory is just amazingg...

Originally posted by: Nafisa_blossoms

Brilliant...👍🏼

He He! its fun!!😊😊

🤣 I' can't stop laughing...all ur breaking news are so hilarious. Keep up good work dear and keep this forum alive with ur brand new breaking news...

Originally posted by: vaishali667

mind blowing... ya

Originally posted by: Mehek25

Nice post dear. Good to take our mind off Rashi and Urmila's never ending kalakari. Getting bored seeing that ALL the time. In between it had become good...the Janmashtami time episodes were nice...but once again its gone back to square 1.

He He its all fun! More breaking news comming up soon! Glad you like it!

The show is so fun at the moment and i really enjoy writing about it! Look out for more breaking news this week!