NEW SAREE BREAKING NEWS!! - Page 8

Originally posted by: SNS_fan101

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Originally posted by: shajnaii

hehehe..hilarious...love it

Originally posted by: Dasuni

Rattie the puppet !!! ...lol... 😆

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This news just in to the VIP news alert!!!

Sarees speak out!

Reports have just emerged that over a hundred new sarees have been discovered hidden in the store room of the modi mansion! No one knows where the Saris have come from but mani the domestic help said this: "The sarees are all of a very high quality and are well educated, I found them behind the gram flower the one with the elephant on the front! " !!! Our other sources claim that earlier that day the sarees were also seen in the VIP room of a local event for dignitaries. Many local dignitaries were visiting the event including Mrs Pasta and her daughter who seemed to be in distress! Ahem Modi was seen in the VIP room talking about his feelings to the sarees who all got emotional listening to him. One of the sarres said "i was nearly crying and I ended up in knots listening to him". Another one said "he speaks so gently really, it went on and on around and around". Another said "their are so many ways of tying it all together".!!!! Mrs pasta was questioned on why she was not wearing a new sari like everyone else, she was reported to have said:

"Im in "dis-" tress" To which her daughter replied "well im not changing "my-dress"to please you, keep the dress on if you like it its not easy to put a saree on!! 😕

Originally posted by: Angelbud

This news just in to the VIP news alert!!!

Sarees speak out!!!

Reports have just emerged that over a hundred new saris have been discovered hidden in the store room of the modi mansion! No one knows where the Saris have come from but mani the domestic help said this: "The saris are all of a very high quality and are well educated, I found them behind the gram flower the one with the elephant on the front! ". Our other sources claim that earlier that day the saris were also seen in the VIP room of a local event for dignitaries. Many local dignitaries were visiting the event including Mrs Pasta and her daughter who seemed to be in distress! Ahem Modi was seen in the VIP room talking about his feelings to the saris who all got emotional listening to him. One of the saris said "i was nearly crying and I ended up in knots listening to him". Another one said "he speaks so gently really, it went on and on around and around". Another said "their are so many ways of tying it all together". Mrs pasta was questioned on why she was not wearing a new sari like everyone else, she was reported to have said:

"Im in "dis" tress" To which her daughter replied "well im not changing "my -dress" to please you, keep the dress on if you like it! 😕

Originally posted by: Angelbud

This was just leaked from the breaking news puppet desk!!

HANDLESS PUPPET CAUSES CHAOS!!!

A woman wearing a bandage on her hand took an exam today with the miraciious use of a puppet that works without a hand to activate it !!! The woman with the bandage was quoted as saying "I injured my hand grating a carrot, its not the puppets fault though, i always give it a hand in the kitchen and in our house that has eight bedrooms. Without a hand the puppet does not work and is utterly useless I'm afraid!" Kokila Modi from the city zoo released the following statement regarding the handless puppet:

"This puppet will not work with out a hand, it constantly makes mistakes as well, its driving us all crazy at the moment!! Ive never needed a hand to work and neither has my daughter in law, even my own son offers a hand but that never seems to help either."

The puppet was seen by a group of children in the school yard, the smallest of which was reported to have said:

"I don't trust that puppet! It had a lot of lipstick on and long hair that it kept flicking back every five seconds, my puppets at home don't do that!! 😕

Originally posted by: Nafisa_blossoms

i like this one, because it's so true, Rashi does need a lot of help to manage household chores and everything...good one.

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Originally posted by: SNS_fan101

lol 😆