Shubra ...does it again..😆😆😆
1--Newly married Shubra calls her mother Ambika in tears.
She sobs, "Neel doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few Rupees."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Kashmir!"..😆😆
2--Imagine Neel as mithaiwaala or having a sweet shop..instead of a musician... how he will write a love letter to Shubra?..read it yourself....😆😆
Mithaiwala Neel writes love letter to his wife Shubra:-
Hello my dearest Rasgulli,
Whenever I see your eyes I miss my Ras Malai,
Your cheeks are like Strawberry Barfi,
Your lips are like Pedaas,
Ears are like Kaju Katri ,
You taste like Kesri Jalebi
Your lovely smile looks like a packet of Badam Halwa
and to end it all, because of You, now I have diabetes. 😆😆😆
3--Neel was returning home after performing the last rites of Shubra, all of a sudden there was lightning and thunder in the sky and it started raining heavily.
Neel sadly look up in the sky and said,''Thanks, i think she has reached there''.(lagta hai ki pahunch gayi)...😆😆
4--Neel ek sadhu se bola,
meri biwi shubra bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?..😆
I hope you are enjoying the jokes on Shubra...ur suggestions and comments as usual are welcome..thanks..keep smiling.
Set_raj.....😊
