Member of the Week - Ethnos (Sarita) - Page 20

Thanks Dolly! What are hot questions though? 😉

Originally posted by: *dolly*

sorry sarita iam a bit late..
congrats ..enjoy ur hot seat with hot questions..

Originally posted by: Ethnos

Thanks Dolly! What are hot questions though? 😉

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its beyound the scope of this forum..😉....

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Originally posted by: *Jaya*

Sarita - I must say that I am enjoying reading each and every answer of yours... And I am turning into your bada sa pankha as well with each passing moment 😛

Am honoured!😳

Here are some simple situationals for you....

What will you do if....

1. You suddenly turned invisible for one day....

I would use that opportunity to go and whack and spank quite a few people on my list of people_who_grew_up_all_wrong_coz_they_were_spared_the_rod 😛 Of course if I also had the power to get transported to various cities, then I would visit my primary school and whack my math teacher too!!

2. You woke up as Sonia Gandhi one day (you have all the power and yet you are not answerable as the Govt leader 😉)...

I would fire all the corrupt goons in my party and also bump off those from the opposition

3. You wake up one day and find music in all forms has vanished from the earth 😔...

That would also mean that those Finnish music phones have been eliminated (although they are number 2 in the world, in India it's still number one 😭). And that's fine for me, coz our company's competition will be gone. Then, we will flood the market with our latest, funky music phones and mobile devices, which allows music to be retained, recorded and digitally transferred

4. You and Punji exchanged places for one day...

I will gorge myself on Punji's cook's creation and wouldn't be in any hurry to get back to my original form. Punji can set right my office van driver in the meantime 😛

5. You could redesign yourself at your own will and could get any feature upgrades done

Would like to be wired such that people having mean intentions about me, get huge electric shocks whenever I am in their vicinity. This includes not just the thugs of this city, but also thugs in offices, homes...wherever!

6. You are sent to an exile to an island for a month and you could just carry one book, one CD, and one game besides the bare essentials

Oh the choice of book would have to be 2: One for essential survival and the other to retain my sense of humour. For the former it would obviously have to be Robinson Crusoe and for humour "Leave it to Psmith". One CD would contain various zip files of my work in progress (including new research proposals and papers). And the game would be 'gilli danda'. I might teach the tribes on the island how to play India's national sport 😛

What would be your instant reaction if

1. You lost your cell-phone and dont have the backup numbers anywhere else

Oh that would be great, coz people wouldn't be able to reach me either!

2. You return from work and see that someone broke open your house

Given the fact that my F-I-L loves to keep the door open ALL the time, this scenario isn't hard to imagine at all. In fact, no one needs to break into the house. All they have to do is walk right in like kings! Arre karna kya hai when someone has taken stuff from home? Jo bhi karna thaa, un logon ne kar diya na? 😛

3. You are on the way to a party, suddenly your car breaks down and you do not know the ABC of car internals

Call the hosts and ask them to pick me up. If I am indeed their esteemed guest, they will come and fetch me. If not, I will at least get to know who not to invite for MY party 😛

4. You are taking a walk back home and it suddenly starts raining

I will sing 'Rimjhim gire saawan', eat a 'buttaa' and then decide in favour of going to my parents' place, where my dad would have made excellent, steaming, south-Indian coffee!!

When was the last time you

1. Felt like a 5 year old

When my dad taught me how to drive a car and I felt that this huge mechanical monster had a mind of its own instead . Couldn't understand why my dad also didn't see this most obvious thing and was **** scared!

2. Cried

After the driving lesson with my dad

3. Played a prank on someone

Quite a while back - in Delhi actually. And that involves not just me, but my sis as well 😛 We called my dad's friend (who we didn't quite like for some reason) on new year's day. And when he answered the call, I started chanting 'Happy happy new year, new year...' just like the 'bhoot er raja' in Goopy Gyn Bagha Byne, who says 'hobe hobe gaan hobe dhol hobe...'. And after I was done, my sis did her own version of the greeting. Till date, the poor guy doesn't know who made that crank call 😉

4. Were caught unaware singing aloud (other than recording for the contest)

At work, inside the washroom...are you sure you want me to elaborate on that 😛

5. Lied about something

I lie ALL the time. Lost count now. Guess when I meet my creator, he'll have a few things to sort out with me 😕

6. Felt like not being Sarita

When I was constantly confused with another Sarita sometime back at work.

I will ask a few more questions tomorrow if time permits.. If not, will surely catch up with all the answers... After all, the gain is all mine 😊

Originally posted by: Ethnos

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😆 Why would you whack your math teacher ?

sarita meine bhi poocha tha mujhe bhi explain karo na please, meri id ...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Well that's also a very interesting interpretation to the protagonist of the Star Wars series -Yodah and his name >>> Yodha. In a manner of speaking he was a warrior and a soldier - yodha 😊 But, he was also known for his philosophical outlook towards life, indepth knowledge of everything and most importantly his wisdom. That's why I called you Yodah and that 100 meant the power of 100 Yodah-s!

You may well ask why Barnali is Florence Nightingale 2000. That's just to demark the millennium era😉

Originally posted by: manjujain

Originally posted by: Ethnos

Oooooh! Let me see now...🤓

Manjuji - Master_Yodah 100 😉

Barnali - Florence_Nightingale 2000 😛

Anurad - Mast_Dilliwaali 😉

Jaya - Jaya_Bachchan 😉

Adi - Lets_talk 24by7 😈

Bhaskar - Krisha_in_the_mountains_atop_a_tree_ignoring_gopis_checkingo utflute 😈

Chameli - Meri_bhains_ko_phulwaa_kyon_mara 🤡

Chattie Buster - I_am_the_best_coz_u_dont_say_so😛

Qwest - Knowledge_unbound

Salil-ji - Urdu_ke_baadshah

Raju Kabi - Tansen_of_this_century

Sahana - Mujhse_panga_mat_lena_maamoo 😛

I cant see my name here😭

Nice ids though👏

Thanks for answering sarita... barnali ji ka samajh aa gaya tha... as I know that character uske baare mein ache se janati hoon.. mujhe star wars ke baare mein nahin pata kuch..i know just my hindi & that's why I was surprised... sorry sarita for misinterprataion and thanks for those wonderful thoughts..(I know I do not deserve that much, but feels good)🤗

Originally posted by: Ethnos

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Well that's also a very interesting interpretation to the protagonist of the Star Wars series -Yodah and his name >>> Yodha. In a manner of speaking he was a warrior and a soldier - yodha 😊 But, he was also known for his philosophical outlook towards life, indepth knowledge of everything and most importantly his wisdom. That's why I called you Yodah and that 100 meant the power of 100 Yodah-s!

You may well ask why Barnali is Florence Nightingale 2000. That's just to demark the millennium era😉