Best and Worst Lyrics - Page 6

Lyrics of the song.

Hoton se choo lo tum, mera geet amar kar do,
ban jaao meet mere, sangeet amar kar do...

And of course

Humne dekhi hai aankhon ki mehakthi kushboo...
haath se chooke isse rishthey ka ilzaam na do
sirf ehsaas hai rooh se mehsoos karo,
pyaar ko pyaar rahne do, koi naam na doo....
humne dekhi hai....

Pyaar koi bol nahi, pyaar awaaz nahi
ek khamoshi hai, sunthi hai kahan karthi hai...
naa yeh bujthi hai na rukhti hai, na tehri hai kahin
noor ki boond hai, sadiyon se baha karthi hai
sirf ehsaas hai, rooh se mehsoos karo
pyaar ko pyaar rehne do, koi naam na do....

Muskarat se khili rehthi hai, aakhon mein kahin
aur palkhon mein ujaale se jhuke rehthe hain
hoont kuch kehthe nahi, par kaapthe hoton pe magar
itne khaamosh se afsaane ruke rehthe hain
sirf ehsaas hai rooh se mehsoos na karo
pyaar ko pyaar hi rehne do, koi naam na do...

The picturisation of the song is not very great, neither is the singing, but the lyrics are haunting.

That was hilarious AD. 👏 Did you actually sit down and hear the whole song...... 😆

What about this Gem from Devang Patel (Gambler)...

ek-ek line pado..

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meri marzi
main chahe ye karu main chahe woh karu
main chahe yaha jaau main chahe waha jaau
gore ko main kahu kala jeeja ko main bolu saala
nadi ko main bolu naala chaabi bina kholu taala
mere baare mein kuch kehna nahi
chupchaap baithe raho bolna nahi
mujhe samajhana mat jhooth sahi
chahe pee jaau main chaay kaafi daal ke dahi
meri marzi ...

har chauraahe par main apni murti lagawau
news paper kaat ke apna suit main banawau
hospital mein jaake main zoron se chillaau
pehalwan ko god mein leke lori sunaau
do sau teen sau chaar sau ke chhapvaau nakli note
aalu tamatar ko maaru criket ke shot
swimming pool mein tairne jaau pehanke kurta dhoti
badi laactari lage kabhi to rakhu surat roti
mujhe ab roko nahi mujhe ab toko nahi
mera kaha sun ke tum aaise ab chaunko nahi

nakli daadhi much laga ke ban jaau main chor
apne ghar mein chori karke khoob machaau shor
paani pe main raashan rakhu muft mein bechu tel
kankar patthar dhool daalkar sabko de du bhel
main chahe ye karu ...

main apni shaadi mein na jaau meri marzi
main pairon se table bajawaau meri marzi
main kutubameenar pe ghar banawaau meri marzi
aadhi raat ko chhat pe chadhu bajaau shehnaai
har terrace pe daadhi much ki kar du main safaai
bete ko main baap kah du pote ko main daddu
roz savere uthake khaau gyaarah kachche kaddu
sar ko ganja karavaake do fut ki rakhu choti
shaadi ki baaraat mein jaau pahan ke main langoti
gadhe ki dum pakadake usako maaru laat
sher ko apane paas bula ke jhaapad maaru saat
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

shok sabha mein dhol bajaau saath mein gaana gaau
pyaaj ka perfume laga ke roz main ofeece jaau
do botal paani pi ke main baayen daayen dolu
chalate havaai jahaaj ke main sab daravaaze kholu
main chahe ye karu ...

main bina sur ke gaane gaau meri marazi 😆
main bagair ticket bhi train mein jaau meri marazi
main sheeshe se patthar ko todu meri marazi
main paani ke oopar bhi dauduun meri marazi
tie ki jagah main baandhu lamba kaala naag
safed kurte par lagavaau boot polish ke daag
tyohaaron mein pahan ke nikalu main jooton ka haar
bailon ke peechhe lagaau main to motor car
rasagulle mein mirchi daalu doodh mein daalu whisky
apani gharavaali se poochhuun tu hai beevi kisaki
taangevaale se udavaauun boeing jumbo jet
bhikhaari ko bheekh mein de du do bedroom ka flat
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

halavaai ko naai kah du dhobi ko main maali
film faalatu dekh ke main to khoob bajaau taali
sar pe apane moje pahanu haath mein pahanu boot
petrol ke sang oil milaake maaru do do ghut
main chahe ye karu ...

main suit ke sang pahanuga saadi meri marzi
main sharabat se kheton ko seenchu meri marzi
news reader ko main bolu gaao tum kavvaali
lecture koi to kah du chup ho ja mavaali
rishvat lene vaalon se main maanguga concession
doctor ke haathon mein maaru ghode ka injection
jhooth bol kar choron ko pahanaauga choli
desh ke sab gaddaaron ko maaruga main goli
kaala dhan lene vaalon ko duga nakali not
dhongi samaaj sevak ko na duga apana vot
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

qaumi danga kare jo usako bhijavaauga jel
phaansi dekar aatankavaad ka khatm karuga khel
main jeevan ka ye gaana meri marazi se gaau
main meri marazi se jiu marazi se mar jaau
main chahe ye karu ...

e lafade jhagade gaayab ho ja meri marzi
ai desh ke dushman tu chup ho ja meri marzi
ai bhaarat desh tu aage ho ja meri marzi
ai meri marazi tu sach ho ja meri marzi
main chahe ye karu ...

maaruga main sau joote jo lagaaoge laanchhan
mar jaaoge khud hi jo sachche ko doge tension
bhool se bhi lena nahi tum mera naam
gaana mera suno aur karo apana kaam
meri marazi ab mere ko nahi gaane ka hai meri marzi

Here's another one.. beautiful Bhupinder and Lata duet.. Gulzaar saab again...

Thodi si zameen thoda aasmaan
Tinakon kaa bas ik aashiyaan
Thodi si zameen

Maangaa hai jo tum se vo zyaadaa to nahin hai
Dene ko to jaan de de vaadaa to nahin hai
Koii tere vaade pe jiitaa hai kahaan
Tinakon ka bas ik aashiyaan
Thodi si zameen

Mere ghar ke aangan mein chhotaa saa jhuulaa hoga
Sondhii sondhii mittii hogi lipa hua chulhaa hogaa
Thodi thodi aag hogi thoda saa dhuaan
Tinakon kaa bas ik aashiyaan
Thodi si zameen

Raat kat jaayegii to kaise din bitaaenge
Baajare ke kheton mein kaue uDaaenge
Baajare ke sitton jaise bete hon javaan
Tinakon kaa bas ik aashiyaan
Thodi si zameen

dunno ADji, but i felt the voice was breaking in the higher notes a bit...which was just not Lata Style...

Originally posted by: SolidSnake

What about this Gem from Devang Patel (Gambler)...

ek-ek line pado..

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meri marzi
main chahe ye karu main chahe woh karu
main chahe yaha jaau main chahe waha jaau
gore ko main kahu kala jeeja ko main bolu saala
nadi ko main bolu naala chaabi bina kholu taala
mere baare mein kuch kehna nahi
chupchaap baithe raho bolna nahi
mujhe samajhana mat jhooth sahi
chahe pee jaau main chaay kaafi daal ke dahi
meri marzi ...

har chauraahe par main apni murti lagawau
news paper kaat ke apna suit main banawau
hospital mein jaake main zoron se chillaau
pehalwan ko god mein leke lori sunaau
do sau teen sau chaar sau ke chhapvaau nakli note
aalu tamatar ko maaru criket ke shot
swimming pool mein tairne jaau pehanke kurta dhoti
badi laactari lage kabhi to rakhu surat roti
mujhe ab roko nahi mujhe ab toko nahi
mera kaha sun ke tum aaise ab chaunko nahi

nakli daadhi much laga ke ban jaau main chor
apne ghar mein chori karke khoob machaau shor
paani pe main raashan rakhu muft mein bechu tel
kankar patthar dhool daalkar sabko de du bhel
main chahe ye karu ...

main apni shaadi mein na jaau meri marzi
main pairon se table bajawaau meri marzi
main kutubameenar pe ghar banawaau meri marzi
aadhi raat ko chhat pe chadhu bajaau shehnaai
har terrace pe daadhi much ki kar du main safaai
bete ko main baap kah du pote ko main daddu
roz savere uthake khaau gyaarah kachche kaddu
sar ko ganja karavaake do fut ki rakhu choti
shaadi ki baaraat mein jaau pahan ke main langoti
gadhe ki dum pakadake usako maaru laat
sher ko apane paas bula ke jhaapad maaru saat
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

shok sabha mein dhol bajaau saath mein gaana gaau
pyaaj ka perfume laga ke roz main ofeece jaau
do botal paani pi ke main baayen daayen dolu
chalate havaai jahaaj ke main sab daravaaze kholu
main chahe ye karu ...

main bina sur ke gaane gaau meri marazi 😆
main bagair ticket bhi train mein jaau meri marazi
main sheeshe se patthar ko todu meri marazi
main paani ke oopar bhi dauduun meri marazi
tie ki jagah main baandhu lamba kaala naag
safed kurte par lagavaau boot polish ke daag
tyohaaron mein pahan ke nikalu main jooton ka haar
bailon ke peechhe lagaau main to motor car
rasagulle mein mirchi daalu doodh mein daalu whisky
apani gharavaali se poochhuun tu hai beevi kisaki
taangevaale se udavaauun boeing jumbo jet
bhikhaari ko bheekh mein de du do bedroom ka flat
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

halavaai ko naai kah du dhobi ko main maali
film faalatu dekh ke main to khoob bajaau taali
sar pe apane moje pahanu haath mein pahanu boot
petrol ke sang oil milaake maaru do do ghut
main chahe ye karu ...

main suit ke sang pahanuga saadi meri marzi
main sharabat se kheton ko seenchu meri marzi
news reader ko main bolu gaao tum kavvaali
lecture koi to kah du chup ho ja mavaali
rishvat lene vaalon se main maanguga concession
doctor ke haathon mein maaru ghode ka injection
jhooth bol kar choron ko pahanaauga choli
desh ke sab gaddaaron ko maaruga main goli
kaala dhan lene vaalon ko duga nakali not
dhongi samaaj sevak ko na duga apana vot
mujhe ab roko nahi ...

qaumi danga kare jo usako bhijavaauga jel
phaansi dekar aatankavaad ka khatm karuga khel
main jeevan ka ye gaana meri marazi se gaau
main meri marazi se jiu marazi se mar jaau
main chahe ye karu ...

e lafade jhagade gaayab ho ja meri marzi
ai desh ke dushman tu chup ho ja meri marzi
ai bhaarat desh tu aage ho ja meri marzi
ai meri marazi tu sach ho ja meri marzi
main chahe ye karu ...

maaruga main sau joote jo lagaaoge laanchhan
mar jaaoge khud hi jo sachche ko doge tension
bhool se bhi lena nahi tum mera naam
gaana mera suno aur karo apana kaam
meri marazi ab mere ko nahi gaane ka hai meri marzi

hey cmon, i liked the song..it was really funny😳

not like those nonsensical songs like kurta phaadke, meri pant bhi sexy, baara ana de🤢

Ritika, I also like "Meri Marzi"...really hilarious lyrics, main to haste-haste lotpot ho gaya. Ek ek line classic hai. 😆

Originally posted by: SolidSnake

Ritika, I also like "Meri Marzi"...really hilarious lyrics, main to haste-haste lotpot ho gaya. Ek ek line classic hai. 😆

do u remember' Stop that ' also picturised on Govinda😆 i found that one too very funny...i admit it is totally stupid, but sometimes it makes u laugh !!!

it starts with Madhuri Dixit mili raste mein, Khaye chane Humne Saste mein....😆

i ask anyone with patience to post the whole song for other members to enjoy.

Here is another one absolutely hilarious 😆

--MALE--
Excuse me

--FEMALE 1--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Excuse me

--FEMALE 1--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Bus stop pe dekha tujhe pehli baar
Jhatke mein ho gaya tere se pyaar
Bolta hoon main sachchi baat
Samajh mat isko bakwaas kya

--FEMALE 1--
Excuse me

--MALE--
Haan, bol na

--FEMALE 1--
Main pehle se shaadi shudaa re

--MALE--
Excuse me

--FEMALE 2--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Excuse me

--FEMALE 2--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Airport pe dekha tujhe pehli baar
Flight mein ho gaya tere se pyaar
Bolta hoon main sachchi baat
Please try to understand me yaar

--FEMALE 2--
Excuse me

--MALE--
Kya re

--FEMALE 2--
Main do bachon ki maa re

--MALE--
Uh?

Abhi to hoon saala roadpati
Ladki chaahoon karodpati
Jiske das baarah bangle ho
Banna chaahoon main uska pati
Uske paas Ferari ho
Jis mein meri sawaari ho
Foreign voreign main ghoomoon
NRI ki voh chhori ho
Hogi kahan aisi ladkiyaan
Dhoondoon kahan unko
Excuse me

--FEMALE 1--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Excuse me

--FEMALE 1--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Race course mein dekha tujhe pehli baar
Counter pe ho gaya tere se pyaar
Bolta hoon main sachchi baat
Samajh mat bakwaas yaar

--FEMALE 1--
Excuse me

--MALE--
Kya re

--FEMALE 1--
Police mein hai mera miyaan re

--MALE--
Hey, rang se kya lena hai
Paise waali paana hai
Kya karoon main bhi yaaron
Mehnga bada zamaana hai
Ghar jamaai ban jaaoon
Baithkar mewa khaaoon
Uske baap ke paison ko
Apni jeb se lutwaaoon
Hogi kahan aisi titliyaan
Dhoondoon kahan unko
Excuse me

--FEMALE 2--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Excuse me

--FEMALE 2--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Barsaat mein dekha tujhe pehli baar
Chhaate mein ho gaya tere se pyaar
Bolta hoon main sachchi baat
Kabhi to samjha kar yaar

--FEMALE 2--
Excuse me

--MALE--
Bol re

--FEMALE 2--
Dekhe hai mera piya re

--MALE--
Excuse me

--FEMALE 1--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Excuse me

--FEMALE 1--
Kya re

--MALE--
Mera dil tere pe fidaa re
Theater mein dekha tujhe pehli baar
Interval mein ho gaya tere se pyaar
Bolta hoon main sachchi baat
Arre tu to maan jaa

--FEMALE 1--
Excuse me

--MALE--
Yes please

--FEMALE 1--
Ban jaa mera bhaiya re

Best Lyrics:

1) Ek Ladki Ko dekha to kaisa laga (1942 - Ek Love story)
2) Na tum jaano na hum (Kaho na ... Pyaar hai)
3) Ae mere Watan ke logon
4) Ishvar ya Allah, yeh pukar sun le (Pukar)
5) Tere bina zindagi se shikwa to nahin (Aandhi)
6) Main koi aisa geet gaaoon (Yes Boss)

Worst Lyrics:

1) Choli ke peeche kya hai (Khal nayak)
2) Sarkailo khatiya
3) What is your style Number
4) Main to raste se jaa raha tha (Ok, but I still think the lyrics were funny)
5) EXCUSE ME, Kya re (Style)
6) Baaraana de Baaraana de (Some B grade Akshay kumar movie)