sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!! - Page 13

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."

😆bas bohot ho gaya ab nahin hasoonga....but😆

aaj sardaron ki shamat ahi

Originally posted by: chukkna

U liar!!!😆

CHukna ji & rage another Bihari one for you

Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his biodata to America to apply

>for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this

>reply:-

>

>"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please

>do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be

>entertained. Thanks"

>

>Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a

>party and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur

>Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko mikro saft mein

>naukri mil gayee hai. Ab hum amreeka jaunga."

>

>Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......

>

>"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunata

>hun. Par letter angrezee mein hai isliye

>saath-saath hindi mein anuvad bhee karoonga.

>

>Dear Mr. Laloo prasad-----pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

>

>You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

>

>our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

>

>Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab Letter vetter

>bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

>

>No phone call ----phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

>

>shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

>

>Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad

Originally posted by: chukkna

😉

aree tumhe kyaa ho gaya itnee mixed emotions😆

Originally posted by: Aawaz

CHukna ji & rage another Bihari one for you

Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his biodata to America to apply

>for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this

>reply:-

>

>"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please

>do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be

>entertained. Thanks"

>

>Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a

>party and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur

>Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko mikro saft mein

>naukri mil gayee hai. Ab hum amreeka jaunga."

>

>Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......

>

>"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunata

>hun. Par letter angrezee mein hai isliye

>saath-saath hindi mein anuvad bhee karoonga.

>

>Dear Mr. Laloo prasad-----pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

>

>You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

>

>our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

>

>Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab Letter vetter

>bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

>

>No phone call ----phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

>

>shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

>

>Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad

very good................😆

aawaz ji laalu ji toh fav hain thank u unki yaad dila diye aap 👏 👏 👏

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" Yep," the wife replied,"in-laws."
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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
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😆

hey.........why do u go to bed daily........


scroll.......


scroll..........


scroll........


because the bed wont come to u.......... 😉

dont kill me........... 😆 😆

Originally posted by: chukkna

chori pakadi gayi na 😳

ok chalo mauf ker diyaa iss baar😆

Originally posted by: chukkna

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

u are too much yaar.............😆😆

Originally posted by: chukkna

hey dolly, tera naam dolly hai kya? where do u live?

nahi mera naam seema hein . aur mein US mein hoo, in arizona