sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!! - Page 14

Originally posted by: rage797

aawaz ji laalu ji toh fav hain thank u unki yaad dila diye aap 👏 👏 👏

😳 Chukna ji ko pasand nah aaya shayyad..

boy goes to see cabre
his mum gets angry n asks DID U SEE ANYTHING THERE WHICH WAS NOT TO BE SEEN

boy replies ---yes mom

mum ----what

boy-----i saw DAD there 😆

School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a
new
School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after actual date of
joining. Consequently was asked for explanation in writing. His
explanation was :


Deer sur,
"This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mistakes get
inside my letter, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your
school more fastly, but for the following reason, too much time lost
in
getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk
rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I put complaint on station
master. He
said I to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed
her
for
long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to
my
sun.
Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for
getting birth of my sun. I hope u will see my hole story and late me
first time
I am now ending this fastly.
May God blast you!"
Thank you.

😉

😆 😆

Originally posted by: rage797

boy goes to see cabre
his mum gets angry n asks DID U SEE ANYTHING THERE WHICH WAS NOT TO BE SEEN

boy replies ---yes mom

mum ----what

boy-----i saw DAD there 😆

wah wah..........😆😆

QUESTION FOR ALL---WHO IS A TRUE DESH BHAKT


ANSWER------ONE WHO SITS ON A WESTERN STYLE TOILET SEAT IN INDIAN STYLE 😉

Originally posted by: chukkna

why did u select dolly as ur id? my younger sis' name is dolly and ur jokes remind me of her 😛

ohh thats so sweet.

bus uu hee

how old is ur sis

Originally posted by: chukkna

arre maine upar likha na thx for laloo joke... bihar ki yaad taza ho gayi

Der ho gayi likhne mein lagta hai 😳

got it.,i 😳. Thanks and Thanks to DEEPA too for liking it.

Originally posted by: arien79

School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a
new
School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after actual date of
joining. Consequently was asked for explanation in writing. His
explanation was :


Deer sur,
"This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mistakes get
inside my letter, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your
school more fastly, but for the following reason, too much time lost
in
getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk
rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I put complaint on station
master. He
said I to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed
her
for
long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to
my
sun.
Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for
getting birth of my sun. I hope u will see my hole story and late me
first time
I am now ending this fastly.
May God blast you!"
Thank you.

😉

😆 😆

anu............tu mujhe hasaa hasaa kar ...mere bete ko uthayegi kya?

Originally posted by: arien79

School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a
new
School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after actual date of
joining. Consequently was asked for explanation in writing. His
explanation was :


Deer sur,
"This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mistakes get
inside my letter, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your
school more fastly, but for the following reason, too much time lost
in
getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk
rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I put complaint on station
master. He
said I to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed
her
for
long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to
my
sun.
Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for
getting birth of my sun. I hope u will see my hole story and late me
first time
I am now ending this fastly.
May God blast you!"
Thank you.

😉

😆 😆

😉

Originally posted by: chukkna

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

😆😆