sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!!

hi forum , here everything is getting boring so lets start something new.

post any sher or shayari or jokes or poems try to be original if possible. use ur dimaag!!!

so here we go here is a sher original .

arz kiya hai...

aashiq ka janaaza
aashiq ka janaaza kabr mein pada hai
haddiyan tak gal gayi
haddiyan tak gal gayi

phir bhi dil dhdak raha hai!!!!

Aapke aane se mafil mai jo aahat si pai ai harak ne saf dekha shama mai ronak aai hai.
Aapki jitni tarif karo kam hai, aapki ada mai bhoot dum hai.

wah wah kya baat hai lage raho , mazaa aa gaya din kya khoob katega ab [=D>]

wah wah kya baat hai lage raho , mazaa aa gaya din kya khoob katega ab [=D>]

regards----raghvendra rajsingh

Tips for

W o r k i n g Hard


1.Never walk down the hall without a document in your hamds


People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.

People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet.

Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2.Use computers to look busy.

Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work.

When you get caught by your boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.

. Build Vocabulary.

Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products.

Use it freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

. MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake

Arz Hai....

Kabhie Kabhie Mere Dil Mein Khayal Ata Hai
Kabhie Kabhie Mere Dil Mein Khayal Ata Hai.... ki
Kyu Khayal Ata Hai Mere Dil Mein Khabhie Khabhie....

I thought it was for jokes also 😕
I felt it is a joke too.
I can delete if u want

Ye apun ko kisine to bheja tha..

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A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in Mumbai

1. There's a minor problem- Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Jhol" ho gaya
3. There's a huge problem (unsolvable)- Arre yaar,"Raada" ho gaya
4. You'll be surprised - Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
5. I am going out of this place - Chal apun "Kalati" marta hai.
6. Don't make a fool of others - Dekh , tu! "Shendi " mat laga sabko
7. Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!! - Chale "shaane", " Hawa" aan de
8. I am not a stupid out here - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
9. There's some misunderstanding - Arre kuch " Galat FAIMILI" ho gayi
10. Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
11. Shall I bash u? - Ae.. Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
12. Just take him into a secret place - Use jara "KOPACHE" me leke ja
13. Don't just bluff - Ae.. Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
14. Don't take much tension - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka, kya??
15. Your clothes are very awkward!! - Kya "DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
16. I don't care about it much..!! - Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
17.All this must be done without anyone's notice -- Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona mangta...kya?

Originally posted by: chukkna

OK Ok... no dont delete... I thought this was sher-o-shayari section and didnt understand why you put that up... good joke 😆

ok,

I thought i did a mistake😊

good u liked it