sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!! - Page 11

WIFE TO 2ND HUSBAND-----see thats my 1st husband at the bad , he has been dirnkingsince i left him 7 yrs. back


HUSBAND REPLIED----nonsense no one can celebrate that long 😆

hey one from me toooooooooo....i dont know if u guys know it..........
ok here goes.....

when an american is backing up the car....only the driver looks back......

when an indian is backing up the car......all the people in the car look back.....

but when a chinese person is backing up the car......no one not even the driver looks back.......

😆 😆 😆

Husband Upgradation

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate

Originally posted by: chukkna

blonde calls a mechanic 2 fix her car, he gets it goin in 2 minutes.
What was the prob?
Just shit in the air filter
How often do I hv to do that?

😆😆

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud noises ( WAV files) and does not get deleted.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

here goes another one......

one guy was taking an exam and in the question paper it said "answer in brief to the following questions"

the guy was removing his clothing...the examiner asked him" what are u doing", he said "i'm trying to answer in brief sir"........

😆 😆

mera kisi nahi pada kyaa 😭
bolo achcha laga ki nahi . i need to go 😊

lagta hein yaha abhi sabhi ladke hein isleye pasand nahi aayaa 😆

TELLING A LIE

1. for a little boy-----fault
2. for a lover--------an art
3.for a bachelor--an accomplishment

but
4. for a married man-----a matter of survival 😆

Originally posted by: dolly

mera kisi nahi pada kyaa 😭
bolo achcha laga ki nahi . i need to go 😊

hey dolly,

they are good yaar.....sorry was busy typing out mine.........good ones keep it up.......the very first one u posted about work was too good..........