sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!! - Page 10

Originally posted by: chukkna

Thanku thanku... nahi bhai abhi tak utne bade kalakar nahi hue hain hum. . . egzibhishion mein abhi waqt lag jayega

they are really good...u should try it....ur last avi was also good...some rural women right???

Originally posted by: kd286

raghavendra,

excellent thread....i had a hearty laugh after so many days on the forum.........thank u......

THANK U THANK U THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE!!!!

we all can continue this thread evenafter this sare stuff , so many grt shayer around not even frm kitty party ppl(dolly mam's thread of say some thing abt person above) but even others.

thank u kd ji and all the members

Originally posted by: chukkna

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passeda barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,"Relatives of yours? "Yes," the wife replied, "in-laws."

superb, mindblowing(all HR adjectives) 😆

Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have colour TVs?"
Sure."
Give me a green one, please."
* * * *

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to
Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
* * * *
😆 😆

sardars latest inventions

1. WATERPROOF TOWEL
2.SOLAR POWERED TORCH
3.BOOK ON HOW 2 READ
4. PEDEL POWERED WHEEL CHAIR
BOLO TARARARA [;)]

here's one from me...........
inspired by all of u.......


An angel of truth and a dream of fictions. A Woman is a bundle of contradictions

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle her husband alone in the house.

She'll take him for better, She'll take him for worse. She'll break open his head and then be his nurse.

But when he's well and can get out of bed, She'll pick up the tea-pot and throw it at his head.

Beautiful and keen sighted yet blind. Crafty and cruel, yet simple and kind.

She inspires him to deeds that ennoble man, Or make him her lackey to carry her fan

She'll run away from him and never come back, But if he runs away she'll be on his tracks

Sour as vinegar, Sweet as a rose. She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.

She'll win you in range, Enchant you in silk. She is Stronger than brandy, Milder than milk

At times Revengeful, Merry and Sad. She hates you like Poison, But Loves you like Mad

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like
Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
* * * *

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
* * * *

😆 😆

Originally posted by: rage797

sardars latest inventions

1. WATERPROOF TOWEL
2.SOLAR POWERED TORCH
3.BOOK ON HOW 2 READ
4. PEDEL POWERED WHEEL CHAIR
BOLO TARARARA 😉

tarararara😆😆

Originally posted by: chukkna

one liners:

Santa always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

😆😆😆

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a
bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair
colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the
salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

😆 😆