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Anu-

@Aries23

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Posted: 19 years ago

#71

A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel". After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?" Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel." Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?" Man: "Yes, I did." Owner: "Nobody told you anything!" Man: "They kicked me and said 'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'.

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Aawaz

@Aawaz

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Posted: 19 years ago

#72

Sardar's wish :

. . .. . . . . . . . When i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving

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nonny

@nonny

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Posted: 19 years ago

#73

Originally posted by: arien79

yeh to raaz ki baat hai 😉

oye Anu ki bacchi....tussi badi 'balle balle, bhangra pale " kar rahe ho aajkal.....sardar-shardar aur kya kya😉

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Anu-

@Aries23

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Posted: 19 years ago

#74

Koi pathar se na mare mere diwane ko, nuclear power ka zamana hai Topp(barood) se ura do sale ko.

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Edited by arien79 - 19 years ago

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Aawaz

@Aawaz

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Posted: 19 years ago

#75

ardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why
. . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Anu-

@Aries23

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Posted: 19 years ago

#76

Originally posted by: nonny

oye Anu ki bacchi....tussi badi 'balle balle, bhangra pale " kar rahe ho aajkal.....sardar-shardar aur kya kya😉

Oye Nonny sis ....shhh shh shhhhhhh😉

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Anu-

@Aries23

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Posted: 19 years ago

#77

Jab tota hua dirty, to tote se boli maina,
don't worry. Surf excel hai na!

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Kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi mango to hajir hai aaj apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai aur mango to inkar karte hain.

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Anu-

@Aries23

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Posted: 19 years ago

#78

A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a
Cricket Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"

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Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror
with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep...
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Anu-

@Aries23

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Posted: 19 years ago

#79

Tu surajmukhi,main chandramukhi Tu mujhse dukhi,main tujhse dukhi,chal chad ja chhat par ,kar le khudkhushi,tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi.

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Deepa

@kd286

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Posted: 19 years ago

#80

Originally posted by: arien79
A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a
Cricket Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"

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Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror
with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep...
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arrey yaar anu.............u are just too much yaar.....where do find all this stuff...........its so funny.............lage raho.........