MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW-12) - Page 36

Originally posted by: clodpolish

OBJ protecting CG

Originally posted by: clodpolish

Thats indeed a good line to take the spotlight away.

Don't worry, you'll realise "what if you're taken"😆
My MOTW is not over yet😛😆
Had you told that a week later,
i wouldn't have been able to take much advantage,
but you told it at the right time
Have fun,
and ya, thanks ! 😛😆

Originally posted by: clodpolish

I remember my first day at school when I was greeted by two sweet girls dressed in their sunday best. On one of the girl's face a string of hair could be seen , which seemed more intentional than natural to attract my attention, a handsome and intelligent hunk's attention. Ah , and the string reminds me one of my major achievements !
oh my gosh! how much arrogant can u get!!😆😆

I had been awarded recently for having proven to the world the invalidity of string theory and that the world was actually made of cello tape. The smallest of particles are actually made of vibrating strips of tape and not strings that some foolish scientists had claimed. Anyways , the world has grown intelligent enough to now accept the conclusions of my 3year research in this field , and i was also awarded the most "ridiculous scientist" award for this discovery recently. Cello tape comes in more than 100 varieties, available at a store near you.
Ohhhhhhh but we were talking of 2 sweet girls i met at the school. I forgot all about that, so ya, there were these two girls , who seemed to be dying for attention from me . I could imagine them hanging around with a bunch of boys all the time........and imagination reminds me of another great achievement i made when i was 4 years old . Actually it was a simple thing but this stupid world thinks that even that was a genius achievement. I had created a new field in science called "imaginative science" wherein whatever you imagine would be written down . It is specially beneficial to students because they only have to imagine marks and they can get good marks . But the teachers and scientists weren't really happy with my discovery then , and i wasn't given any award.
hahaahahhaahahah!!!!!! kaash waisa hota! hai na!😛😆😆

Damn. I again drifted away from those two cuty pies craving for attention. So they came near me , and one was about to introduce herself when the second one farted . It was strange , to say the least, but it reminds me of gas ! Ya, methane gas which is found in huge quantities in Mars . Actually at the age of 6 i had only discovered that there was a simple answer regarding why there were such huge amounts of methane gas present on mars. It was pretty simple actually, a very big guy in the past had eaten a lot of mooli ke parathe and then farted on Mars . This discovery of mine was universally accepted and i was given the Oscar award for "Best script".
🤣🤣good connection to methane and mooli ka paratha!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man, i can talk about my discoveries for as long as i want ! Let those 2 girls go to hell ! If you want to know more about my inventions, you can always contact me at 45654323 or SMS 2345 at 5432 and i'll get back to you . Or you can also give me your email id , i'll make it a point to respond to you . However it would be best if you could tell where you live, i'll make sure i drop by someday to enlighten you with my inventions so that i could make this stupid world more
intelligent.
u need to be more kind to girls! or they'll send YOU to hell!!!😆😆
and is that really ur number?😆 or is that ur another invention?😆
Thanks !

Originally posted by: aizan

WA kyu na boot polish ko option diya jaye...😆

Q's time : Oye boot polish.....listen tis song and choose any 3 option and list them next to blank options 😆

Bol tere saath kya suluk kiya jaye... 😆
Option 1: Maar diya jaaye
Option 2: Chod diya jaaye
Option 3: Maarkar chod diya jaaye
No Fifty - Fity,
No Phone a friend,
No audience poll.....
in short No lifeline.. 🤣

Loo...subah subah suru ho gayee...abb pata nahi how will b rest of the day..?? 😕 (tis question is not 4 u boot polish) 😆

Originally posted by: PiyaBawri

Wow Congratulations AWK!!!

Now 44 pages is a LOT to go through so we will just start from here 😆

Some questions for you and if you have already answered some of these, just put the page number next to the answer, no need to answer it again. Enjoy!!

Now i wouldn't be searching for pageno.s would i ? 😛😆

Your first PM?

To Raj ji or Anon ji , don't remember

Are u addicted to I-F? If yes, why?

Yes, because it's fun

What'd u like to change on I-F?

Nothing, until i know how difficult/easy it is indeed to make changes

What's your fav season and why?

Haven't watched any season for reasonable long to come to a conclusion

Do u believe in love and why?

Yes , else you wouldn't be able to do anything well enough. You do well in something only if you love to do it, else life would be boring.

Your most embarassing moment?

In class 6 , i had to dance on stage with a girl , to a romantic song. Watt lag gayi !

Tell your most memorable day of yr life?

Yet to come

What do u think is your greatest achievement in life?

Getting to do what you love to do

Describe what u think about rainfall and snowfall?

Rainfall - is something like a rush , which happens very quickly

Snowfall - has a soothing effect, a certain calmness which rainfall is devoid of.

Tell me what you think of Ekta Kapoor?

She has been good at what she had to do.

Tell us about ur family?

Parents + Small bro

Fav holiday destination?

A place where i can be a alone and watch a scenic view whenever i wish to. Nature' s beauty at its best ! I haven't really travelled a lot , so dunno names of many places.

What language do u speak at home?

Hindi

Fav drink?

Mango juics

Fav jodi?

SRK - Gauri (i dunno in what sense are you asking)

Your hobbies?

Badminton , cricket, reading books, etc

Last time u cried?

Quite some time back, i'd had a monstrous argument with my parents.

Last time u smiled?

Just a few mins back when i was reading comments of people who appreciated my answers.

If u had three wishes, what'd they be?

1st - Make me as hardworking as i can be

2nd - Make my character as foolproof as possible

3rd - Bring me to a stage wherein i can use more than 11% of my brain.

If u have one million dollars, how'd u spend them in one day?

Charity

Describe urself in 5 words?

Rude yet kind, serious yet funny, boring yet not, etc

Do u like spicy food?

No, .........hiccups !

Fav sweet?

Milk cake

Do u like Ranbir-Deepika jodi?

No problems !

What comes to ur mind, when u hear these words?

SRK - Witty

Big B - Shahenshah

Katrina - Queen

Shahid - Matured

Asin - Lovable

I-F - Fun

Computer - Useful

TV - Crap

Rain - Rush

Cloud - Imagination

Love - Necessity

Life - Love

Friendship - Love

Career - Before Love

Family - Comes first

God - Genius

Education -Necessity

Rapid Fire:

Computer or tv - Computer

Pepsi or coke - None

Pizza or taco - Pizza

Pants & T-shirts or salwaar kameez on your ideal girl - Saree

Indian food or Chinese Food - Indian

Salman or Shahrukh - SRK

Katrina or Sonam - Katrina

Reading books or I-F posts? - IF posts

Day or night - Night

Ranbir or Imran - Imran

Blue or black - Blue

English or hindi - Hindi

Some tricky Qs...

If 4 out of 5 ppl suffer from diarrea, does that mean the 5th one enjoys it? - No , he doesn't have it

If a tree falls down when no one is around, does it make any sound? - Yes

A woman gave birth to 2 boys on the same day, same month, and same yr, but they weren't twins. How is that possible? - They were part of a triplet

Some months have 30 days, and some have 31. How many months have 28 days?- All

Define these for me,plz!---->
Rumors: - Important to keep entertainment channels go on. Rumors are actually the test of many people in glam or show biz as it tests how thick skinned you are

Link-ups: - Something to ignore.

Controversies: - Help you to strengthen yourself. Controversies are actually a medium to make you publicly more known. An intelligent person would use controversies to upgrade his image , a dumb person would always be controversial for the wrong reasons.

Media: - On path to development, but still a long way to go. Media is something in the true sense as , you can hate it, you can like it, but you can't ignore it.

HOT News:- is something for hot people. Cool people can avoid it otherwise the nonsense would make their blood boil.

Did you have your breakfast,lunch and dinner? - Yes

One place you have been dying to Visit in the last 4-6 months? - None

Who did you PM Last? - WA

And who was the member who PMed you last? - WA

Ok, hope u liked the Qs!!😃 😊

Credit 4 these questions go to many sections on IF...

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Congrats

One simple task:
I want you to find atleast 10 questions I asked in previous MOTW's [and they should be from 10 different ones]
that all :D

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Congrats

One simple task:
I want you to find atleast 10 questions I asked in previous MOTW's [and they should be from 10 different ones]
that all :D

set #1
situations: what would u do if...

Bush comes to ur house...and proposes to u...

ANS - Go to Hell

2)http://www.india-forums.com/member_posts.asp?PF=73198&PN=68

Situations:Hitler was new neighbor.

Ans - I'd be murdered.