MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW-12) - Page 34

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

been there done that. haddock is dead, pair karna hai toh karlo ... everyone else has done it.
i've been paired up with everyone ... ab kya farq painda hai? 😉😆

Originally posted by: clodpolish

Ghissa pita and expected 😛😆

Originally posted by: clodpolish

thats great,
i'll save this page and this line now

Originally posted by: wats-in-da-name

please do!!! hum sab pe meherbani hogi😆

Originally posted by: clodpolish

yup,
so now i have 2 lines which i can use whenever i want

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1)i've been paired up with everyone ... ab kya farq painda hai?
2)I am taken

Originally posted by: wats-in-da-name

please remove the second line from ur list!!!! jeez! u're unbelievable!!! i never knew that that line would have sooooo much impact on you😛😆.....so what if I'm taken!!!!

Originally posted by: Summer3

Mr. Clod, It is question time now n for some writings to make your own. Please continue the story below:

I was born with the uncanny ability to see things in clear light and understand the workings of the human mind torn between their own selfish desires and attempting to comply with religious and social demands. Even as a child of two I could solve my dad's mathemathical questions and problems thrown at me... to which I, of course, refused to comply for I considered it as being too shallow. So I preferred to maintain silence which led to my parents thinking that I had a speaking disability and giving me a name AWK or Clodpolish.

I remember my first day at school when I was greeted by two sweet girls dressed in their sunday best. On one of the girl's face a string of hair could be seen , which seemed more intentional than natural to attract my attention, a handsome and intelligent hunk's attention. Ah , and the string reminds me one of my major achievements !
I had been awarded recently for having proven to the world the invalidity of string theory and that the world was actually made of cello tape. The smallest of particles are actually made of vibrating strips of tape and not strings that some foolish scientists had claimed. Anyways , the world has grown intelligent enough to now accept the conclusions of my 3year research in this field , and i was also awarded the most "ridiculous scientist" award for this discovery recently. Cello tape comes in more than 100 varieties, available at a store near you.
Ohhhhhhh but we were talking of 2 sweet girls i met at the school. I forgot all about that, so ya, there were these two girls , who seemed to be dying for attention from me . I could imagine them hanging around with a bunch of boys all the time........and imagination reminds me of another great achievement i made when i was 4 years old . Actually it was a simple thing but this stupid world thinks that even that was a genius achievement. I had created a new field in science called "imaginative science" wherein whatever you imagine would be written down . It is specially beneficial to students because they only have to imagine marks and they can get good marks . But the teachers and scientists weren't really happy with my discovery then , and i wasn't given any award.
Damn. I again drifted away from those two cuty pies craving for attention. So they came near me , and one was about to introduce herself when the second one farted . It was strange , to say the least, but it reminds me of gas ! Ya, methane gas which is found in huge quantities in Mars . Actually at the age of 6 i had only discovered that there was a simple answer regarding why there were such huge amounts of methane gas present on mars. It was pretty simple actually, a very big guy in the past had eaten a lot of mooli ke parathe and then farted on Mars . This discovery of mine was universally accepted and i was given the Oscar award for "Best script".
Man, i can talk about my discoveries for as long as i want ! Let those 2 girls go to hell ! If you want to know more about my inventions, you can always contact me at 45654323 or SMS 2345 at 5432 and i'll get back to you . Or you can also give me your email id , i'll make it a point to respond to you . However it would be best if you could tell where you live, i'll make sure i drop by someday to enlighten you with my inventions so that i could make this stupid world more intelligent.
Thanks !

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

love me or loooooove to bug me? 😛😆

Originally posted by: clodpolish

Couldn't do justice to this one

😆😆😆

Ho Ho Ho you are a natural humourist and know how to upset your best pals.

Luckily u did not hame them.

Originally posted by: clodpolish

thats great,
i'll save this page and this line now