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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Dabulls23

Akanna Rani you took my famouse word out of my mouth "MCPs" 😛 Most indian guys just can't help themselves...Aadat se mazboor......😉

🤣 🤣 Oh Varsha Di, you are too good!! Majboori hai, lekin muskil nahi hai!! 😉
I think it's their way of covering up their weaknesses - cant do any household chores as they are never used to doing any and so are scared that they might end up in a mess!! 🤣
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: akanna

🤣 🤣 Oh Varsha Di, you are too good!! Majboori hai, lekin muskil nahi hai!! 😉
I think it's their way of covering up their weaknesses - cant do any household chores as they are never used to doing any and so are scared that they might end up in a mess!! 🤣



dear its not a matter of being scared or not. whtever guyz do or don do they always think abt women first. for eg. if i will help my wife in future in cooking then it will take her twice the amount of time in cleaning the mess i wud have done n then completing the cooking. hence keeping her welfare in mind i wud not enter the kitchen. rather stay on the couch😉. c most indian guyz think abt the gud of galz but end up being called MCp by u people. how unfair is this😕

*king*
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: *king*

ok ajnu dear lets get back 2 business

if u had 2 make sholay whom will cast in the roles. the cast has 2 b IF members
Veeru- King Anu
Jai- King Maurya
Basanti- FHK
Radha- Akanna ji

Thakur- Summer ji
Gabbar Singh- Joe 😛

ok now here r 3 riddles 4 u
I'm really really bad with riddles, my mind doesn't work that way. I feel really stupid right now, what are you trying to prove King Maurya? 😆 Do I have to answer, can't I say I give up. 😳

1) A father n son were travelling in a car. they met wid an accident n father died immediately. the son was taken 2 a hospital. the surgeon saw the son n said " this patient is my son". if the father died then who is the surgeon?
Kyon, we can't have a female surgeon? The surgeon is the son's mother?
Making a fool of myself, aren't I? 😕


2) a man lives on the 10th floor of an apartment. everyday he goes in the lift for 6 floors n then walks the remainig 4. on a rainy day he goes in the lift till 10th floor. y is it?
Ahh, this one I think I know. He is too short to hit the 10th floor button on the elevator, therefore everyday just hits the 6th floor one (which is as high as he can reach). On rainy days, he has an umbrella, which he uses to hit the 10th floor button. Right?

3) this is a serious one. not like the ones above.

if u r given 24 coins and a physical balance. out of the 24 coins one is faulty. u r given 3 chances 2 weigh them n find the faulty coin. how will u find out?
Okay, let's see. Mmm ....
First Weighing: Divide the 24 coins into 3 piles of 8. Balance two of the piles on the balance, if the scale balances, then the third pile is the one with the faulty coin. If the scale tips, well then that group contains the heavier coin. Making any sense here?

Second Weighing: Now break that group of 8 (the one with the faulty coin) into three groups of 3,3,2. Again, weigh the two groups of 3 coins on a balance, if the scale balances then the group with the two coins has the faulty coin. If not --- then whichever side the scale tips on.

Third Weighing: If the faulty coin is in the group of two, balance the two coins side to side, whichever side tips is the heavier coin. If the faulty coin is in the group of three. Weigh two of the three coins, if they balance its the third coin that is faulty. If it does not balance, its the coin that the balance tips on.

I think. 😆 Did that make any sense?


wait 4 more 2morrow. all the best

All done King Maurya, what else you got for me? 😉


*king*

Edited by *Woh Ajnabee* - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

My next question:

Main toh rastey sey ja rahee thhee. Main toh bhel poori kha rahee thhee.........complete the scenario😆 What happened and what did you see happening jab tum rastey sey ja raheen thheen aur bhelpoori kha raheen thheen. Use IFians in your story. Looking forward to a great piece of fiction here😃

carry on di good question.😉
Edited by hira** - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

My next question:

Main toh rastey sey ja rahee thhee. Main toh bhel poori kha rahee thhee.........complete the scenario😆 What happened and what did you see happening jab tum rastey sey ja raheen thheen aur bhelpoori kha raheen thheen. Use IFians in your story. Looking forward to a great piece of fiction here😃



Yikes, testing my writing skills, are we now? There King Maurya is testing my intelligence, and here you are ... 😆 Okay, here goes nothing, I apologize in advance if I bore you ... 😳

Main toh rastey se jaa rahi thee, bhel puri kha rahi thee, when I met some dogs who wanted to snatch my bhel puri 😆, I ran and ran until I bumped into Gauridi. She gave me a sarcastic "Kya yaar, jeene do naa. Kutton ko joote marne ke liye kya mai hi reh gaeen hoon?" 🤣 She took off her Jimmy Choo's and hurled them at the dogs. 😉 Before I could properly thank her, she was off. So I continued walking, enjoying my bhel puri, I was walking along the beach when a Captain approached me. He claimed to be my "fan", saying "Ajnabee, I will take you on my ship." Of course, I'm not a big fan of sailing on ships with Captains who claim to be my "fans" but don't reveal their identity so I started running the other way. Soon, it was getting cold and I didn't have a jacket with me. Right then, Summer ji, came along, spreading his warmth and saying, "Ajnabee, I wish you the best of luck." Such patience I was thought to myself. 😆 I was hanging out with Summer ji for a while, begging him to share some of his patience with me. We were having a nice conversation when a man walked past us wearing a huge crown on his head singing Teri Ore, Teri Ore 😆. I started laughing at the man. But when I looked at Summer ji, he sat there with an unchanging expression. I asked him what he thought of that man with the crown on his head, and he simply smiled and said, "Looks like a nice fellow." So I got bored of Summer ji's diplomacy, and decided to move on 😆, I decided to follow that stranger with the crown on his head. I found out that his name was King Anu, I went to him and questioned him about he was, what his name was, why he was royal, where he lived, how old he was, etc. He looked at me and said, "Ajnabee, why do you ask so many questions? Here, why don't you listen to this song, Teri Ore, Shreya Ghoshal creates wonders in this song." I listened to Teri Ore, once, twice, thrice, then eventually got bored because royalty would not answer my questions. I heard of some Flaming Hot Kuri, who was known for her passion for King Anu. I decided perhaps she would know more about the King. When I went and asked her, she said, "Babe, I'm just as clueless as you are." So we forgot about King Anu (well I forgot, she constantly asked for his hand in marriage, singing "Iss deewane ladke ko koi toh samjhaye, pyar mohabbat se naa jaane kyon yeh ghabraye "😆). We did a lil' bit of Desi-girl bonding, and eventually she had to go plan her marriage, so I took off. I saw a decent looking guy, standing in a corner, in all his glory. I walked up to him and asked him if he could give me directions to IF. He looked at me intently and then broke out into a Rafi number ...

Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin,
Is Ambar Ke Neeche,
Aage Hai Qatil Mera,
Aur Mein Peeche Peeche..
.😆 😆 😆
Joe and I hung out for a few days, I had the time of my life. He made me listen to Rafi songs and I told him that Shreya's voice is actually very unique, Sonu Nigam is an excellent singer, and Amit Paul is just lovely. Soon enough we started arguing so he said, okay let's do something else. He started singing Sa Re Ga Ma Pa ... then he looked at me and said, now its your turn. I said okay, and I started singing ... "Papa kehte hain bara naam karega, betha humara ..." Joe cut me off and said "Ajnu, what are you doing, I told you to continue ... Sa Re Ga Ma Pa ..." I looked at him and said, "Joe, I AM continuing. You're song ended in Pa ... so I started mine with Pa, aren't we playing antakshari?" He looked at me for a long second, and then got up and walked away, singing ...
"Yeh duniya Yeh Mehfil, mere kaam ki nahin" .... 🤣
So I started walking, enjoying my bhel puri, singing "Dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girl, Ain't nobody like a desi girl!" Just as I was singing that (in my horrendous voice), King Maurya walked by me singing "Ladki kyon na jaane kyon ladkon si nahi hoti, sochti hai zyada, kam woh samaj thee hai". I stopped King Maurya right there and said, "Excuse me? Kam woh samaj thee hai?" 😲

TO BE CONTINUED ....

Okay, its 1 AM, I need to sleep. 😆😆 Hope you guys enjoy whatever I have so far. If yes, I'll most certainly continue my bhel puri story. 😆


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Posted: 16 years ago
Interesting story Ajnabee but you seem to be eating the same Bel puri for many days. You have yet to meet my brother Khatarnakji, who protects the broken hearted and underdogs. 😆
Also Akannaji and Cal-gal must be in your story too perhaps rolling on the floor in some Disco.😆Maybe with the Dawg?????
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Posted: 16 years ago
Wow!!!! WA!!! i am speechless!!! no wonder u're a composition tutor in UH!!! 😛 this was honestly hella fun to read!!! and seriously!!!!! u're an amazing writer!!!!! 👏 👍🏼
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Summer3

<FONT color=#0066ff>Interesting story Ajnabee but you seem to be eating the same Bel puri for many days. You have yet to meet my brother Khatarnakji, who protects the broken hearted and underdogs.</FONT> 😆

<FONT color=#0066ff>Also Akannaji and Cal-gal must be in your story too perhaps rolling on the floor in some Disco.😆Maybe with the Dawg?????</FONT>




😆 😆 me!! rolling on the dance floor!!!!!LOL!!! that would be something not very unusual!!! 😆 but ya..i'm really looking forward to WA's remaining part of the story!!!! 😊
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: cal-gal




😆 😆 me!! rolling on the dance floor!!!!!LOL!!! that would be something not very unusual!!! 😆 but ya..i'm really looking forward to WA's remaining part of the story!!!! 😊

yes the main story line should be how you added excitement into Ajanabee's boring daily routines.
Maybe you were on the Dance floor with Shahid Kapoor and reenacting "Jab We Met".
Perhaps there is a Captain Himeshji too.😆
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Summer3


<FONT color=#0066ff>yes the main story line should be how you added excitement into Ajanabee's boring daily routines.</FONT>

<FONT color=#0066ff>Maybe you were on the Dance floor with Shahid Kapoor and reenacting "Jab We Met".</FONT>

<FONT color=#0066ff>Perhaps there is a Captain Himeshji too.😆</FONT>



C'mon summer!!! now u're makin' fun of me toooo much...linking me with Shahid Kapoor all the time!!! haha 😆 and that too re-enacting Jab We Met!!🤣.my pleasure though😆 ...the movie would be a blockbuster then!!!....better than when Kareena acted in it!!! 😡 😆 😆....y is everyone teasing me so much...LOL...WA teasing me about Sayon and u about Shahid LOL!!! 😆
Edited by cal-gal - 16 years ago

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