MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW) - Page 28

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Yikes, testing my writing skills, are we now? There King Maurya is testing my intelligence, and here you are ... 😆 Okay, here goes nothing, I apologize in advance if I bore you ... 😳

Main toh rastey se jaa rahi thee, bhel puri kha rahi thee, when I met some dogs who wanted to snatch my bhel puri 😆, I ran and ran until I bumped into Gauridi. She gave me a sarcastic "Kya yaar, jeene do naa. Kutton ko joote marne ke liye kya mai hi reh gaeen hoon?" 🤣 She took off her Jimmy Choo's and hurled them at the dogs. 😉 Before I could properly thank her, she was off. So I continued walking, enjoying my bhel puri, I was walking along the beach when a Captain approached me. He claimed to be my "fan", saying "Ajnabee, I will take you on my ship." Of course, I'm not a big fan of sailing on ships with Captains who claim to be my "fans" but don't reveal their identity so I started running the other way. Soon, it was getting cold and I didn't have a jacket with me. Right then, Summer ji, came along, spreading his warmth and saying, "Ajnabee, I wish you the best of luck." Such patience I was thought to myself. 😆 I was hanging out with Summer ji for a while, begging him to share some of his patience with me. We were having a nice conversation when a man walked past us wearing a huge crown on his head singing Teri Ore, Teri Ore 😆. I started laughing at the man. But when I looked at Summer ji, he sat there with an unchanging expression. I asked him what he thought of that man with the crown on his head, and he simply smiled and said, "Looks like a nice fellow." So I got bored of Summer ji's diplomacy, and decided to move on 😆, I decided to follow that stranger with the crown on his head. I found out that his name was King Anu, I went to him and questioned him about he was, what his name was, why he was royal, where he lived, how old he was, etc. He looked at me and said, "Ajnabee, why do you ask so many questions? Here, why don't you listen to this song, Teri Ore, Shreya Ghoshal creates wonders in this song." I listened to Teri Ore, once, twice, thrice, then eventually got bored because royalty would not answer my questions. I heard of some Flaming Hot Kuri, who was known for her passion for King Anu. I decided perhaps she would know more about the King. When I went and asked her, she said, "Babe, I'm just as clueless as you are." So we forgot about King Anu (well I forgot, she constantly asked for his hand in marriage, singing "Iss deewane ladke ko koi toh samjhaye, pyar mohabbat se naa jaane kyon yeh ghabraye "😆). We did a lil' bit of Desi-girl bonding, and eventually she had to go plan her marriage, so I took off. I saw a decent looking guy, standing in a corner, in all his glory. I walked up to him and asked him if he could give me directions to IF. He looked at me intently and then broke out into a Rafi number ...
Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin,
Is Ambar Ke Neeche,
Aage Hai Qatil Mera,
Aur Mein Peeche Peeche...😆 😆 😆
Joe and I hung out for a few days, I had the time of my life. He made me listen to Rafi songs and I told him that Shreya's voice is actually very unique, Sonu Nigam is an excellent singer, and Amit Paul is just lovely. Soon enough we started arguing so he said, okay let's do something else. He started singing Sa Re Ga Ma Pa ... then he looked at me and said, now its your turn. I said okay, and I started singing ... "Papa kehte hain bara naam karega, betha humara ..." Joe cut me off and said "Ajnu, what are you doing, I told you to continue ... Sa Re Ga Ma Pa ..." I looked at him and said, "Joe, I AM continuing. You're song ended in Pa ... so I started mine with Pa, aren't we playing antakshari?" He looked at me for a long second, and then got up and walked away, singing ...
"Yeh duniya Yeh Mehfil, mere kaam ki nahin" .... 🤣
So I started walking, enjoying my bhel puri, singing "Dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girl, Ain't nobody like a desi girl!" Just as I was singing that (in my horrendous voice), King Maurya walked by me singing "Ladki kyon na jaane kyon ladkon si nahi hoti, sochti hai zyada, kam woh samaj thee hai". I stopped King Maurya right there and said, "Excuse me? Kam woh samaj thee hai?" 😲

TO BE CONTINUED ....

Okay, its 1 AM, I need to sleep. 😆😆 Hope you guys enjoy whatever I have so far. If yes, I'll most certainly continue my bhel puri story. 😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Yikes, testing my writing skills, are we now? There King Maurya is testing my intelligence, and here you are ... 😆 Okay, here goes nothing, I apologize in advance if I bore you ... 😳

Main toh rastey se jaa rahi thee, bhel puri kha rahi thee, when I met some dogs who wanted to snatch my bhel puri 😆, I ran and ran until I bumped into Gauridi. She gave me a sarcastic "Kya yaar, jeene do naa. Kutton ko joote marne ke liye kya mai hi reh gaeen hoon?" 🤣 She took off her Jimmy Choo's and hurled them at the dogs. 😉 Before I could properly thank her, she was off. So I continued walking, enjoying my bhel puri, I was walking along the beach when a Captain approached me. He claimed to be my "fan", saying "Ajnabee, I will take you on my ship." Of course, I'm not a big fan of sailing on ships with Captains who claim to be my "fans" but don't reveal their identity so I started running the other way. Soon, it was getting cold and I didn't have a jacket with me. Right then, Summer ji, came along, spreading his warmth and saying, "Ajnabee, I wish you the best of luck." Such patience I was thought to myself. 😆 I was hanging out with Summer ji for a while, begging him to share some of his patience with me. We were having a nice conversation when a man walked past us wearing a huge crown on his head singing Teri Ore, Teri Ore 😆. I started laughing at the man. But when I looked at Summer ji, he sat there with an unchanging expression. I asked him what he thought of that man with the crown on his head, and he simply smiled and said, "Looks like a nice fellow." So I got bored of Summer ji's diplomacy, and decided to move on 😆, I decided to follow that stranger with the crown on his head. I found out that his name was King Anu, I went to him and questioned him about he was, what his name was, why he was royal, where he lived, how old he was, etc. He looked at me and said, "Ajnabee, why do you ask so many questions? Here, why don't you listen to this song, Teri Ore, Shreya Ghoshal creates wonders in this song." I listened to Teri Ore, once, twice, thrice, then eventually got bored because royalty would not answer my questions. I heard of some Flaming Hot Kuri, who was known for her passion for King Anu. I decided perhaps she would know more about the King. When I went and asked her, she said, "Babe, I'm just as clueless as you are." So we forgot about King Anu (well I forgot, she constantly asked for his hand in marriage, singing "Iss deewane ladke ko koi toh samjhaye, pyar mohabbat se naa jaane kyon yeh ghabraye "😆). We did a lil' bit of Desi-girl bonding, and eventually she had to go plan her marriage, so I took off. I saw a decent looking guy, standing in a corner, in all his glory. I walked up to him and asked him if he could give me directions to IF. He looked at me intently and then broke out into a Rafi number ...
Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin,
Is Ambar Ke Neeche,
Aage Hai Qatil Mera,
Aur Mein Peeche Peeche...😆 😆 😆
Joe and I hung out for a few days, I had the time of my life. He made me listen to Rafi songs and I told him that Shreya's voice is actually very unique, Sonu Nigam is an excellent singer, and Amit Paul is just lovely. Soon enough we started arguing so he said, okay let's do something else. He started singing Sa Re Ga Ma Pa ... then he looked at me and said, now its your turn. I said okay, and I started singing ... "Papa kehte hain bara naam karega, betha humara ..." Joe cut me off and said "Ajnu, what are you doing, I told you to continue ... Sa Re Ga Ma Pa ..." I looked at him and said, "Joe, I AM continuing. You're song ended in Pa ... so I started mine with Pa, aren't we playing antakshari?" He looked at me for a long second, and then got up and walked away, singing ...
"Yeh duniya Yeh Mehfil, mere kaam ki nahin" .... 🤣
So I started walking, enjoying my bhel puri, singing "Dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girl, Ain't nobody like a desi girl!" Just as I was singing that (in my horrendous voice), King Maurya walked by me singing "Ladki kyon na jaane kyon ladkon si nahi hoti, sochti hai zyada, kam woh samaj thee hai". I stopped King Maurya right there and said, "Excuse me? Kam woh samaj thee hai?" 😲

TO BE CONTINUED ....

Okay, its 1 AM, I need to sleep. 😆😆 Hope you guys enjoy whatever I have so far. If yes, I'll most certainly continue my bhel puri story. 😆

Originally posted by: captain haddock

She will invite two guest who fell in love and separated in Virtual world of IF to raise the TRP.

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

DIRECTIONS

1. In a large King Anu (skillet), in 2 tablespoons King Maurya (vegetable oil) fry Marcus Bhai (potatoes) until brown, drain Marcus Bhai. Add remaining 2 tablespoons of King Maurya (vegetable oil) to the King Anu (skillet) and fry Cal-Gal (onion), Varsha ji (garlic) and Akanna ji (ginger) until Cal Gal (onion) is soft and golden. Add FHK (chili), Joe (pepper), Gauri di (turmeric), Hyra ji (cumin), Captain (salt) and Gurshuran (tomatoes). Fry, stirring constantly for 5 minutes. Add King Anu's Queen (yogurt), Summer ji (mint), Antar (cardamom) and I'm so cute (cinnamon stick). Cover and cook over low heat, stirring occasionally until the Gurshuran (tomateos) are cooked to a pulp.It may be necessary to add Red Hot Kuri (a little hot water) if the mixture becomes too dry and starts to stick to King Anu (skillet).
2. When the mixture is thick and smooth, add Dawg (chicken pieces) and stir well to coat them with the spice mixture. Cover and cook over very low heat until the Dawg (chicken) is tender, approximately 35 to 45 minutes. There should only be a little very thick gravy left when Dawg (chicken) is finished cooking. If necessary cook uncovered for a few minutes to reduce the gravy.
3. Wash Enough is Enough (rice) well and drain in colander for at least 30 minutes.
4. In a large King Anu (skillet), heat King Maurya (vegetable oil) and fry Cal Gal (onions) until she is golden. Add Shehzaadi (saffron), Bruno (cardamom), I'm so cute (cinnamon stick), Akanna ji (ginger) and Enough is Enough (rice). Stir continuously until the EIE (rice) is coated with the spices.
5. In a medium-size King Anu (skillet), heat the Dawg (chicken) and Captain (salt). When the mixture is hot pour it over the Enough is Enough (rice) and stir well. 🤣 Add the Dawg (chicken) and Marcus Bhai (potatoes); gently mix them into Enough is Enough (rice). Bring to boil. Cover King Anu (skillet) tightly, turn heat to very low and steam for 20 minutes. Do not lift lid or stir while cooking. Spoon biryani onto a warm serving dish.

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Originally posted by: Dabulls23

WA you are one heck of a Khana Khajana stories...First Chicken Biryani and Now Bhelpuri ......Awesome dawsome.....🤣 👏

Great SOH and how King Anu showed up with the crown and OBJ busted out with Rafisaab song 😆 All too good 👏