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Posted: 16 years ago
👏 👏 👏 Naju, you are too good in imagination!! I cant help picturing Sholay with your selected IF characters!! 😆 😆 😆 Do you really think Veeru and Jai will get along in this one?! 😉 The best one is FHK as Basanti!! Wow to you!!! 👏 😃

Your answers to the riddles were superb too! You have changed my perception completely!! 😃
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Posted: 16 years ago
I laughed like hell reading your bhel puri story!!! 👍🏼 🤣 🤣 Your portrayal of King Anu was simply the best!! No one could have pictured it in words the way you did!! Very well done!!! 👏
Waiting for the second part... 😉 😃
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Posted: 16 years ago
WA, if you don'tr mind and if your backlog is all cleared then please pick any 10 IFians of your choice and assign them one gadget each which you feel suits their online personality to the hilt.
Sorry girl, your responses are just superb. I am craving for some more out of box thinking and awesome SOH that you have displayed so far. If you are really busy then please feel free to skip this question or bring the number down to any 5 IFians.
Thanks for all the laughs. You make one heck of an MOTW. I say your weekly contract should be renewed for about a year😊....3what say you😛
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*




DIRECTIONS

  1. In a large King Anu (skillet), in 2 tablespoons King Maurya (vegetable oil) fry Marcus Bhai (potatoes) until brown, drain Marcus Bhai. Add remaining 2 tablespoons of King Maurya (vegetable oil) to the King Anu (skillet) and fry Cal-Gal (onion), Varsha ji (garlic) and Akanna ji (ginger) until Cal Gal (onion) is soft and golden. Add FHK (chili), Joe (pepper), Gauri di (turmeric), Hyra ji (cumin), Captain (salt) and Gurshuran (tomatoes). Fry, stirring constantly for 5 minutes. Add King Anu's Queen (yogurt), Summer ji (mint), Antar (cardamom) and I'm so cute (cinnamon stick). Cover and cook over low heat, stirring occasionally until the Gurshuran (tomateos) are cooked to a pulp.It may be necessary to add Red Hot Kuri (a little hot water) if the mixture becomes too dry and starts to stick to King Anu (skillet).
  2. When the mixture is thick and smooth, add Dawg (chicken pieces) and stir well to coat them with the spice mixture. Cover and cook over very low heat until the Dawg (chicken) is tender, approximately 35 to 45 minutes. There should only be a little very thick gravy left when Dawg (chicken) is finished cooking. If necessary cook uncovered for a few minutes to reduce the gravy.
  3. Wash Enough is Enough (rice) well and drain in colander for at least 30 minutes.
  4. In a large King Anu (skillet), heat King Maurya (vegetable oil) and fry Cal Gal (onions) until she is golden. Add Shehzaadi (saffron), Bruno (cardamom), I'm so cute (cinnamon stick), Akanna ji (ginger) and Enough is Enough (rice). Stir continuously until the EIE (rice) is coated with the spices.
  5. In a medium-size King Anu (skillet), heat the Dawg (chicken) and Captain (salt). When the mixture is hot pour it over the Enough is Enough (rice) and stir well. 🤣 Add the Dawg (chicken) and Marcus Bhai (potatoes); gently mix them into Enough is Enough (rice). Bring to boil. Cover King Anu (skillet) tightly, turn heat to very low and steam for 20 minutes. Do not lift lid or stir while cooking. Spoon biryani onto a warm serving dish.



Marcus Bhai ko to kahin chorti lol 😆😆😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
Hi to all your lovely folks. Sorry, wasn't able to come online all day today, but now that I have, you guys have made my day. I'm sooo glad you guys enjoyed my bhel puri story, I truly feel extremely loved on this forum.
Here's to you guys --- 🤗 🤗 🤗

I'm exhausted after being out of the house for 14 hours, but because you guys are so lovely, I shall continue my story for you. Give me some time to collect my thoughts, get some energy, and gather some wittiness.

Replies will be delayed, sorry. 😳
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Hi to all your lovely folks. Sorry, wasn't able to come online all day today, but now that I have, you guys have made my day. I'm sooo glad you guys enjoyed my bhel puri story, I truly feel extremely loved on this forum. <br>Here's to you guys --- 🤗 🤗 🤗<br><br>I'm exhausted after being out of the house for 14 hours, but because you guys are so lovely, I shall continue my story for you. Give me some time to collect my thoughts, get some energy, and gather some wittiness. <br><br>Replies will be delayed, sorry. 😳<br>



no worries!!!!!! and good luck for the remaining half of the bhelpuri story!!! 😉 😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
There is one very special and important character is missing from this list and I consider MOIself highly qualified to be that famous "Mausi" in this Sholey story...What do u say Najmu and Chosen King 😉 😆 Do I get the part 😛 May be even Gauri might qualify to be one 😉
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Posted: 16 years ago
Bhel Puri Saga Continued. 😉

(I'm extremely tired right now, I wouldn't be surprised if the rest turned out extremely boring, bear with me)

Before I forget, I forgot to add earlier that absolutely NO offense is meant towards any member of the forum (okay, well maybe some offense was meant towards one or two members, but anyways 😆) this is a purely humorous post and in no way is meant to demean anyone. I apologize if my words were taken to heart by anyone.

Okay, so if you remember last, this Ajnabee gal of yours was walking down the street singin' "Ain't nobody like a desi girl!", when King Maurya walked by singing "Ladki kyon na jaane kyon ladkon si nahi hoti, sochti hai zyada, kam woh samaj thi hai ..." Right then, I stopped him and said ... "Excuse me? Kam woh samajti hai?" ... Well then begin the series of debates that have been seen through the beginning of mankind. The Gender War. So then begin the "Boys are so ... No girls are so ... No way boys are sooo, Nuh-uh girls are so ..., Oh whatever, boys are so ..., That's not true, girls are so ..., That's ridiculous, boys are so ..." well you get the point. Anyways we continued debating for a very long time, soon King Maurya paused and said, "Oh never mind, I give up, you girls are so stubborn." Then he said, here, have this. He handed me an envelope, and when I opened it, I found it was an invitation to his wedding! I looked at him astonished and said, "King Maurya, you're getting MARRIED? Why didn't you tell me this before?" He said, "Why, would that have changed your argument." I said, "No, of course not, but I would've figured that you'll be hearing the same argument for the rest of your life, so I would've spared you the trouble. " 😉

Well, King Maurya had to run along, go order ladoos for his shaadi 😆, so I continued walking enjoying my bhel puri (No Summer ji, of course its not the same bhel puri. I have a lifetime supply of bhel puri, courtesy of Ajnabee Dhaba😆). So now I'm walking along SRGMP Lane, when I spot a nice discoteque. I decide that I will go in, bored of my bhel puri. As soon as I open the door I hear ... "Dance pe chance marle, oh soniye, dance pe chance marle" I look around and everyone is grooving to the beat in their own way. On one side though, I see a group of four lovely ladies, dancing the night away. They looked like they were having the time of their lives, lost in all their glory, living life to its fullest. I watched them from far away and over heard pieces of their conversation ...

Varsha ji: Akanna Rani, Vaishali ki awaz me jaado hai, kitni sureeli awaaz hai.
Akanna ji: Arre Varsha ji, Pratibha ki kya gaeeki hai, uski awaz dil ko chu jaati hai
Mittijalebi: Haan yaar, kitni meethi hai, such mai
Akanna ji: Kaun, Pratibha? Dekha maine kaha tha ...
Varsha ji: Arre Akanna Rani, woh Vaishali ki baat kar rahi hai, tum bhi naa
Mittijalebi: Arre kaun Pratibha, kaun Vaishali ... mai toh iss meethi jalebi ki baat kar rahi thee. 🤣
Hyra ji: Uffo jab dekho yeh dono Pratibha aur Vaishali karti rehti hain, aur ek yeh hai jisko meethi jalebi ke ilawa kuch soojh ta nahi. 😆 Arre, dekho, woh ... woh, woh aagaya. Dekho, woh, woh, woh agaya.
Varsha ji, Akanna ji, Mittijalebi ji: Kaun? Kaun? Kaun Aa gaya?
Hyra ji: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ......
Varsha ji: Uff, yeh ladki hamesha 'k' pe kyon atak jaati hai
Hyra ji: KKKKKKKKhatarnak! 🤣

Khatarnak:
zara dekho kaun aa gaya hai
zamaane pe jo chha gaya hai
jami jispe sab nigaahen
khuli kiski khaatir hai baahen
aaisa dildaar aaya hai kaun
mujhko pehchaan lo main hoon KHATARNAK!

Ap logon ko lagta hai ke mai yehi gaana gaoonga, right?

Na jaane kyon hume yeh sab kehte hain khatarnak
Kya sunai deti hai inko meri awaz mein Himesh ki naak 🤣

"Khalnayak Nahi ... nayak hoon main, thori mohabbat ke layak hoon main" 😆

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I decided now it was time to leave the discoteque, as I was craving bhel puri again. 😆
As I was exiting, I saw someone mention that Shahid Kapoor was in the discoteque.
I decided that maybe I would drop in to say hello before I left, but when I found him, he was Nagada-nagada-ing with Cal-Gal, one of his biggest fans. I wondered if I should ask him if he had tattooed Cal-Gal's name over his arm yet 😆, but I didn't want to bother him. I walked away, leaving the discoteque, wondering what would happened to poor old Sayon, with his cute looks and lack of fans. 😆


Okay guys, sorry I bored you. But this is it for now. If time permits, and if you guys permit, I'll write more tomorrow (if I feel I have left out some members who I want to poke fun at 😆). I want to apologize to anyone who feels my humor was uncalled for, and especially the four lovely ladies, who I know won't take any of this to heart (or so I hope😆) --- I love you guys 🤗!

Enjoy! 😉







Edited by *Woh Ajnabee* - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Summer3

Interesting story Ajnabee but you seem to be eating the same Bel puri for many days. You have yet to meet my brother Khatarnakji, who protects the broken hearted and underdogs. 😆

Also Akannaji and Cal-gal must be in your story too perhaps rolling on the floor in some Disco.😆Maybe with the Dawg?????



Summer ji, I have a lifetime supply of bhel puri from Ajnabee Dhaba, so don't worry. 😆 All the above members have been added to the story, let me know what you think. 😉 And thank you for the discoteque idea, I was inspired. As far as Dawg is concerned, he was in the first half of my story, did you not notice? 😛

Originally posted by: calgal

Wow!!!! WA!!! i am speechless!!! no wonder u're a composition tutor in UH!!! 😛 this was honestly hella fun to read!!! and seriously!!!!! u're an amazing writer!!!!! 👏 👍🏼



Thanks Cal-Gal, hopefully you'll enjoy your character in the story as well. 😉 As far as my writing is concerned, well its all in a day's work, I guess you guys are just nice enough to appreciate a moment of creativity. Thanks! 😃

@babe sorry not really been active much on IF however today is the last day to grill you up and i can't really miss the opportunity can i? 😉 read your answers and like always was a pleasure to read them..got me hysterical lol. ! okay so time to heat you up now...



Babe, glad you're enjoying my answers as much as I'm enjoying your questions! 😉 Now, its almost 2AM, so I'm gonna head to bed. There's still one more day of my MOTW left, and I'll get to your questions tomorrow, promise! 😊

Originally posted by: *king*

maan gaye ustaad (or the female equivilant of ustaad). too gud everything was bang on.👏

the king is impressed n agrees u r a beauty wid brains.😉

*king*



Ahh well thank you King Maurya. My, my beauty and brains? You're in a good mood today. 😆
Well, what can I say, "ek lakh lakh pardesi girl, ain't nobody like a desi girl". 😉😛

Originally posted by: *king*


hmmmm u have impressed the chosen again. this time wid ur creativity. the king never expected u 2 come out this stuff. waiting 4 the remaining n other characters too😆😆😆

*king*



The king never expected this, well then I must say the king doesn't know me very well. 😆 The rest of the story is posted, do enjoy, and share your feedback. 😉

Originally posted by: im-soo-cute

hello uncle r u impresed with me...so has woh gt bigger brian then me..is she da smartet?



Uncle? Yeh Aunty toh suna tha, yeh uncle kahan se aa gaya. 🤣
Honey, I'm a gal, and that too you're older sis. 😉

Originally posted by: captain haddock

She will invite two guest who fell in love and separated in Virtual world of IF to raise the TRP.



Thanks for the advice, I didn't know I was sharing the MOTW position. 😆

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

😲 old fish in new tank.....



Nahi, nahi, new fish old tank. 😉😆

Originally posted by: shehzaadi91

hey WA...lol I'm super late. anyways congrats on being MOTW. I enjoyed reading all ur answers...especially this one..lol.

LMAO!!!!!🤣🤣

the bhel puri story was also just superb, fantastic, outstanding, mindblowing, history😆



Thanks girl! Now if I accidentally call you saffron, you'll know why. 😆

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali


WA playing mad libs....👏
chicken briyani n bhelpuri was awesome.... 🤣



Thank you. 😃

Originally posted by: Dabulls23

WA you are one heck of a Khana Khajana stories...First Chicken Biryani and Now Bhelpuri ......Awesome dawsome.....🤣 👏

Great SOH and how King Anu showed up with the crown and OBJ busted out with Rafisaab song 😆 All too good 👏



Muchas gracias! Glad you enjoyed OBJ's Rafi songs, that was one of my favorite parts to write. 😆


Edited by *Woh Ajnabee* - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

🤣😆 teri ore teri ore song was used aptly here👏👏 Loved the scenario you painted. Absolutely brilliant. I am ROFLMAO right now 🤣 Thanks for the laughs, WA. You are one heck of a writer😆😆😆
btw, I am with you on dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girls, ain't nobody like a desi girl😊 I loved that movie and that song. Maa da laadla bigad gaya was brilliantly choreographed😆..and that part - doodho nahao pooton phalon....chalo chhodo😆 Kiron Kher was awesome there😆😆
Hey WA, thanks for being such a sport on my questions. Loved all your answers there. The work on those riddles was good too. I know for sure you are right on that first one. Baaki doh ka pata naheen😆



You're welcome for the laughs, thanks for the question! Hope you'll enjoy the second half as well. 😃
As far as us desi girls are concerned, well, we are the best, aren't we? 😉

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