OYeee FIC....part 2 posted

😆OYYYYYEEEEEeeee😆

Friends after ages m starting again with a fic, I guess my last fic was Jungle Safari, and now this another attempt to make all of you laugh? so be ready as another funny bone of yours will be tickled in a moment? 5?.4??..3?????2????????1 GO?????.

It?s a summer project given by Miss Tripathi, a hot, sensuous, enigmatic, geography teacher😉, who is in great demand within the students. Guess who is paired together?

Aashi: I don?t believe that tum merey partner ho... Hey bhaggu😡...Wat a waste of my energy behind this dumb head bullock.😡😡

Yuvi: I can quote the same words for you too whacko😡? tumne zindagi mein kabhi geography padhi thy, jo merey sar par aa gai ho?😡

Aashi: hello, mujhey 10^th mein distinction tha ohkk!!😳

Yuvi: tumhare distinction is 45% I guess.😆😉

Aashi: ohh... waoo tumne meri chori pakad li, so Mr. Yuckhraj Dev detective, bakwaas khatam ho gai ho toh andar chalo, yeh train merey sasur ki nahi hai jo tumhare convenience se chalegi?okk now move yr butt, and climb up.⭐️

Yuvi: youuu?.

Aashi: yes me me me?

And suddenly a usual voice shouted?

MUMUUUUMMMMmmmmmmmmmm??..😲

Aashi: Don?t tell me (she was afraid to turn around)😲

Sonia came running and cuddled her hard.

Aashi: ahh ahhhhhhh moooommmmmmmm?. (As if she is strangulated😕) leave mom? mein marr jaungi yaar😕? (Finally she left her) phewww?.kya hai yaar, (cough) I am a human being not Yuvraj Dev.😆🥱

Yuvi: Excuse me, what do u mean?😡

Sonia: Ohh whatever😆🥱? mumum tum train se kyu jaa rahi ho shona, mein tumhare liye Airplane ki tickets book kar deti, and is idiot ko bhi economy class mein bitha dete.😳😛

Another face turned up?

YD: dekhiye? aap kuch bhi bakwaas mat kara kijiye samjhi nah aap😡. Mein Yashwant Dev hu, 😡😡

Sonia: Mein fully convinced hu. 🥱🥱(In an Umrao Jaan 😳style, but YD did not hear this statement)

YD: Mein Yuvi K liye private plane ka bhi provision kar sakta hu.

Aashi: Toh kar dijiye nah🤪, mr. Laalu Prasad Yadav aapka ehsaan kabhi nahi bhulenge🤪 🤪, he will thankyou throughout his life, k aapne aek chimpanzee ko unki train mein chadne se rok liya. (Aashi and Sonia gave a high 5)🤪 🤪 🤪 🤪 🤪

YD: Tum bahut zyada bolti ho ladki, 😡 ( red face..) control karo khud ko😡, and waise bhi mujhey tumse baat nahi karni?😡 (There he goes?) Yuvii? idhar aao.

Yuvi: Yes... Yes dad.🤢 ( phattu) 🤢

YD: tum akele jaa rahe ho, sambhal kar rehna...😃

Aashi: (whispering) as if M gonna rape him.🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣(Sonia gave her a small hit on her shoulder)🤣 🤣 🤣

YD: aur yeh mat bhoolna K tum Yashwant Dev k bete ho, maintain yourself.

Yuvi: yes dad?

Aashi: Bhiga Billa kahi kaa?🤣 🤣

YD: tumhare account mein mainey 1 lakh transfer kar diya hai, aur lagengey toh bataa dena.🤢

Aashi: Mamma aapne kal merey account mein 5 lakh transfer kar diye hai Nah...😉😉

YD turns around with a furious face? wu wu wuu.. Aashi was pestering him like crazy..

Sonia: well Mr. Dev, I think k abhi baccho ko jaane dena chahiye aapne Yuvi ko bahut tuitions de di hai, m sure he will not forget it, mujhey meri beti ko kuch samjhane k zarurat nahi hai, I know she is amazing, aek baar jab yeh choti thi, tabh?😉😛😕

Aashi: mom?. Aapke liye meri saari stories ?aek baar jab mein choti thi? tabh se start hoti hai, I will miss my train, I think we should move inn for once.🤣 🤣

Sonia: ohh haan haan... Let?s make a move.

Yuvi and Aashi proceeded first and were struck at the train door😕. Both started their cold war😡😡, both are trying hard to go in first, pushing them, but not ready to let the other go first.. Hey bhaggu it was great yaarr...🤣 🤣 🤣

Aashi: Listen u dodopan, ladies first!!

Yuvi: hallo!! Mujhey toh koi lady dikhai nahi de rahi.

Aashi: haa kaise dikhegi??? I think you are more interested in guyz nowadays.🤣 🤣

Sonia: whatt?? Kab se Yuvi?

YD: shutt upp.. mujhey merey bete par poora bharosa hai.😭

Aashi: ?Bharosa? se zyada nazar rakhna.🤣. bhaggu knows, aapke ghar mein nahi toh ?Bahu? ki jagah ? Damaad? aa jayega..

Well this was her trick to make yuvi go mad, so that she enters first.. hurraahh.. she won?jaise taise, they managed to reach the respective seats, it was no less than a war man.. both the parents, or rather I shud say that YD was more on Yuvi?s head, and Aashi was trying to tackle the constant hugs and kisses that were attacked on her by SONIA.

Well wat next??? Wait for the next part to arrive man?.😳😉

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww newwwwwwwwwwwwww ficcccccccc thtssssssssssssssss greattttttttttttt😛 hey divya i have read ur fic jungle safari n it was mind blowinggggggggggggggggg👏 i luvd tht ficcccccccccc😳😳😳 n this one luk great tooooooooooooo so plssssssssss continueeeeeee soonnnnn😃asap😳😳

ps.......sowiee for d distorted words keypad malfuncitonnnnnns

Originally posted by: smritisashi

ps.......sowiee for d distorted words keypad malfuncitonnnnnns

pps.........wats d story beind d name of d fic dont u tink its a bit off track tink of someitn else it seems as if u r soutin out to us ki oye ye deko ay ki new fic idiottttttt tink of someitn at ke and extra kooooool i know its difficult for ur nutcrack brian but for once please do TRY

ppps...continue soooooooooooon warna main tera blood boil karke dirnk karinssssssssssssssssssss wiase boil karne ke baad bi bacterias won't disappear seberely contaminated blood u see and usse bi zada seberly contaminated polluted rater mind😆😆😆

PART 2😉

Pheww... It was all settled at last... Both were firm on their seats…. But surprisingly nobody started talking, but sitting like statues man... eeeuuukzzz.. noways.. Have to du sumthing yaarrr….😉

Stranger: Excuse me… yeh wali humari seat hai, 34-35.

Yuvi: nahi!! humare paas ticket hai.

Starnger: humare paas bhi hai, yeh dekhiye.

Yuvi: (stares at the ticket..then silently..) Aashi, yahaan ticket no. kahaan likha hota hai?🥱

Aashi: (gives back a rocking stare) stupid.. Yeh dekho.😡

Yuvi: R we on the rite seat?😕

Aashi: yuvi mein tumhare sar tod dungi abhi😡. Yes damit, we are on the rite seat.

Yuvi: toh yeh kyu aaya hai humein uthane?

Aashi: arey uska part time job hoga yaar.🤢

Yuvi: aise jobs bhi hote hai kya!!

Aashi: bhaggu plz mujhey itni strength do k mein isko uthakar bahar faik saku.😡

Yuvi: Halat dkehi hai aapni, mujhey uthaogi tum, slip disk ho jayega.😆

Aashi: mujhey kuch bhi ho.. tumhe kya karna hai?

Yuvi: mujhey fool ki tarah tumhare saath rehna hai poore geography project.😡

Aashi: Mainey kaha tha mujhey select karne k liye?

Yuvi: Hallo!! It was my pure unluck that yr knot was tied to me.

Aashi: excuse me!! PAUSE okk!! Kya bol rahe ko khud ko samajh raha hai..KNOT WAS TIED TO ME. Do you know u Pomeranian what does that mean?😡

Yuvi: shuckzzz… no no no.. words back.. this can never happen.😲

Aashi: off course not !! warna 2^nd day hi mujhey next marriage proposal aa jaata, cause I wuld have poisoned u.😆

Yuvi: what the hell. Tum mera dimaag kharaab karne ki koshish kar rahi ho?

Aashi: 3 things, firstly, mein KOSHISH nahi kar rahi, and secondly, tumhare paas dimaag nahi hai, and thirdly tumhara dimaag agar bacha kucha hai, toh already hata hua hai.😆

Yuvi: aur tumhare paas kya hai, tumhe kya lagta hai u are the only madam brainy sitting over here?

Aashi: not only... but between us, yes THE ONLY.😆😉

Yuvi: you know what Aashi, u can never be predicted. Tumhe jhelna asaan nahi hai. I wonder tumhare dad kaise jhelte hongey.

Aashi: hallo!! Kaunse dad ki baat kar rahe ho?😲

Yuvi: kitne Dad hai tumhare??😆

Aashi: just buzz off okk, warna I will shout "bachao..bachao" and tumhare geography bigad jayegi.😡

Yuvi: Bullshit.

Aashi: stop making the BULL…SHIT !!

Yuvi: whacko…….

Aashi: Psyco………

Opzzzz…….. suddenly they realized sumthing.. the poor man who had cum for the seat was no more here.. waooo their fite did wonders… awesum AY.. u rockkk … now the actual journey began…jaise taise both slept, and fater bout 3 hours they got up and….😆

Aashi: uncle…aek second, mujhey aek cutlet dena.😊

Yuvi: arey nahi…nahi…. Mat khao, its not good.😊

Aashi: arey kyu?? M hungry.😛

Yuvi: I will but u sumthing else, Mc Donalds wale ko aane do.😆

Aashi: Mc D wale ki shamat nahi aai hai ki woh trains mein burgers and softdrinks sell karega.😆🤣🤬

Yuvi: kyu??

Aashi: listen guy, trains mein yeh sab nahi milta yarrr.. m hungry.. can I plzz eat, or else I wuld eat u rite here rite now.. get that. 😡

Yuvi: go ahead, uncle yeh cutlets hygienic toh hai nah?😕

Hawker: bole toh? Khana hai toh khao nah, kaiko magaj mari kar rahe ho, kaam ka time jaata hai nah.

Yuvi: Arey isko banate kis cheez mein ho?⭐️

Hawker: teil (oil) mein.

Aashi: arey uncle iski baat.. just forget it…kitne ka hai?😳

Yuvi: arey ismein toh poora oil jama hua hai, which type of cutlet is dis?

Aashi: can u just keep quite or else…

Yuvi: or else wat?? Yeh kachra khana hai tumhe??😡

Hawker: ohh sahab.. kachara nahi hai yeh😡, khana hai khao warna mujhey meeting pe jana hai.😡

Yuvi: inki bhi meeting hoti hai?😲

Aashi: aap jao uncle, mujhey fresh meat mil gaya hai khane k liye.😡😡😡

The hawker goes, and Aashi was ready to eat Yuvi. Bhaggu.. it was great…. Not even half the journey is completed and here we have both the rcokstars fiting man.. wu wu wuuuuuuuuu……. Next part will be coming shoonnn…😃😛😉

veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee👏 just loved last line " fresh meat "😆 pls continue asap😳