Chandangarh Times 13/6: Cottage Industries in C'garh. - Page 2

Originally posted by: Jaz1990

Too much family drama for my head to digest! Lol

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Laila!!! Haila I totally forgot her.. But your idea is good, she can be Sumer's bar dancer at night and Teju's model by day!!😆😆

You've found work for the unemployables too..

Samrat already enrolled at the akhada..

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

The conclusion from the PG 40 blast(literally) from the past is this.

Its not Mohini's warm and tender affections for Dilsher. Its not her feelings betrayed by her sister's elevation in status as jethani. Its not her frustration with Danveer's performance.

The root cause of all the problems is Mala Laghu Udyog!😆

Facts about Mala Laghu Udyog-

Initial capital- Dilsher ka

Strategic brains- Mohini ka

Khoon pasina- beendni aur laborers ka

All the abuse went to- Samrat & Sumer

But name & fame- Mala ka.😭

Anyone here who has done all the hard work to do all the research & to write up a paper and then seen the same published under the name of your prof and yourself got relegated to 6th author, you know how that feels. At least you can console yourself its after all my Prof.

This problem can be very easily solved if we open a cottage industry for each of them. Apna personal laghu uddyog. 👏

Here are some suggestions:

COTTAGE INDUSTRIES IN CHANDANGARH

1. Parvati's Day Care centre-

Do I need to explain this?? Guess not. With all her maternal instincts and overflowing Prolactin Paro also also has enough experience to being the nanny to the biggest truant Baby Rudra. Also it will the girl some work to do instead of interfering in everyone's personal life.

Small tip for Paro- Once the kid starts walking or at least once the kid starts cycling stop carrying him on your hips. They need to be set free. some motivation for wifely instincts to kick in?

2. Dilsher school of romance-

The prince of Chandangarh has already captured the hearts of the two sisters and half of the female workers tolerate Mohini's taunts and come to work only to see him. He's just the charmer to preside over the school of romance. u bet... I was actually dancing when Dillu re entered🤣

3. Rudra's akhada-

He has the body that sets the heart beats of the fan girls racing and the endurance to go on & on aath saal har raath.😆😆 Who better to get your fitness tips from. Added bonus- he may, he just may go shirtless finally. haye waiting for the moment only if those pillars give away😡

P.S.- Samrat has already applied for admissions here. For the special classes on aath saal har raath. beta u need IT in you for learning 8 tables... ja beta..

4. Mohini the dominatrix-

She loves to gives to pain, her tongue is sharper than any whip, and she of course loves to rule, to dominate. With such expertise in BDSM, she just needs to get the whips and leather pants out. Complete satisfaction guaranteed.do i need to comment?🤔

5. Maithili's Tech support- She is the Wilson to anyone's Sherlock and ends up doing all the work no one else wants to. The best place to outsource all your chores. the best supporting actress award goes to..

6. Sumer's desi pub n disco- Whether you are a desi nachaniya or visiting foreigner mam, this is the best place for the best and cheapest alcohol, crazy dancing and to end the night some road side brawls. Beware of Mosquitoes though.for additional facilities.. come with amount that is enough to get ranawat haveli and pack him to Jaipur

7. Tejawat's boutique- Who better than the sexy Thakursa of purple sherwani and magenta jodhpurs to design your wardrobe. With his impeccable taste in clothes and perfect fitting, you can never go wrong. Although at present it will be a tad difficult to locate him.. I WANT TEJU BACK😡

8. Mala's athletics school- Once upon a time when the dinosaurs roamed the earth, the word "running" brought to mind the legend of P T Usha. Today bhagna is synonymous with our ex Thakurain Mala. Years of experience in running from husbands and their creditors makes her the best trainer to make sure you get your olympic medal.

P.S.- Please pay the fees only at the end of the classes as she may run away any time in between. No refund guarantee.u bet... u will be well trained in running and emerge out with strong legs and body that not stink after so much running.. additional facilities

You may note than Danveer, Samrat and Sunehri have been left out. That's because in every population a certain percentage is plain and simple unemployable. Someone great said that, or if not, they should have.

Aman's too busy running BSD all alone to be bothered with cottage industries. But he did mention that a tempting offer may make him change his mind!

Danno can be babaji teaching you chant may be?

Samrat.. is student... Sunheri is invisible

Aman is busy juggling between BSD and his undercover terrorist job for Fizool hai Show🤢

u forgot Laila?😆

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Details Minnu??? Main kya Rudra ki secretary hoon?? Woh to Aman hai na!! So ask him for details.

And bitiya in akhada you will have to exercise also not just ogle at shirtless Rudra.. Still want to join?

Here's your incentive-

What I can tell from the info I have is you have to pay extra for 8 saal har raath classes. And that has very limited seats. Hurry!!😳

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Details Minnu??? Main kya Rudra ki secretary hoon?? Woh to Aman hai na!! So ask him for details.

And bitiya in akhada you will have to exercise also not just ogle at shirtless Rudra.. Still want to join?

Here's your incentive-

What I can tell from the info I have is you have to pay extra for 8 saal har raath classes. And that has very limited seats. Hurry!!😳

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Details Minnu??? Main kya Rudra ki secretary hoon?? Woh to Aman hai na!! So ask him for details.

😆😆😆

And bitiya in akhada you will have to exercise also not just ogle at shirtless Rudra.. Still want to join?

Here's your incentive-

What I can tell from the info I have is you have to pay extra for 8 saal har raath classes. And that has very limited seats. Hurry!!😳

Are you planning on killing me... *Composing myself* reads the above sentence in bold...

Originally posted by: MeenuArshiCrazy

Originally posted by: Msfrootie