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Moonchiya's subterfuge is so intriguing, OMG, that I am confused as much as Paro whether the marriage is legit. Moonchiya turns the girl on, then plunges her into ice cold bath at regular intervals. I wont be surprised if Paro comes down with schizophrenia.
Our man of the hour discovers an envelope and quickly connects the dots back to Sumer at an alarming speed. And then he connects his iron first to Sumer's jaws with equally alarming speed. If he keeps up, he will solve al mysteries of single-room-accommodation fire and ghee ka dabba. Moonchiya announces that whoever got the money from the envelope must know that BSD has sprinkled special hormones on those bills, because BSD is all powerful like that. The hormones will suddenly enlarge the culprit's boobs four times in size. Sumer sprints to his room and pulls his banian apart and flexes his pectoral muscles to ensure he hasn't suddenly developed man boobs. Paro stays rooted, confident that her backless choli has enough give, without risking tearing apart.
well, it seems BSD not only protects borders, but is in the business of detecting counterfeit notes as well. With all that is lapped on BSD, Birpur and Chandangarh have the most overworked border soldiers ever! I think every BSD solider must demand benefits such as conducting Virgin Witness Protection Program, Impromptu Weddings Program, along with life insurance and paid vacation.
Paro: Now you know, I am innocent. Lets go about the business of consumashuns.
Rudra: You have too many flaws to count.
Paro: oh yeah? like what?
Rudra: lets start with that distracting mole on your flawless back. then there the pink dewy lips and those bangs that caress your forehead, and then there is the problem of your near perfect hip to waist ratio...
Paro: Those are flaws?
Rudra: Look, impertinent ladki! I am not arguing with you, come with me to BSD office and tell them all about the imaginary rip roaring sax consumashuns we had.
Paro: Shall I change?
Rudra: No, this dress brings out your complexion and the blouse is very sexy.
Paro: You think it will convince Singh saab
Rudra: it will at least distract him enough to forget.
Paro: ok, lets go, Major Saab
Rudra: You know what it does to me, when you call me that
Paro: you can tell me all about it later tonite.
Mythili: Forced marriage or not. We must do all the rituals. We must do Peg Pheras with whiskey. and then Paro, you will be ready for the challenge.
Paro: Challenge? what challenge, Jeeja?
Mythili: Have you never noticed your moonchiya?
Paro: what do you mean?
Mythili: Paro, if I were you, I'd be scared, really scared of, of, of...
Paro: of what, Jeeja? he said he has turned from my rakshak to bhakshak.
Mythili: I was afraid of that. he means to eat you.
Paro: What?
Mythili: Never mind, here have a peg of whiskey phera, this should help. and no matter how much it hurts, dont cry. sing your iski uski phir se whiskey song.
Tomorrow, Naari Tight-Bikini-Mukthi Sanstha plans to investigate the veracity of this marriage. They will do a virginity test on Paro to make sure consumashuns is done and ask her questions about the quality and frequency of her commings and goings. India Forum members await the full report.
Anupamaa
