PhatPhatiya Post - its all about Consumashuns - Page 4

Moonchiya announces that whoever got
the money from the envelope must know that
BSD has sprinkled special hormones on those
bills, because BSD is all powerful like that. The
hormones will suddenly enlarge the culprit's
boobs four times in size. Sumer sprints to his
room and pulls his banian apart and flexes his
pectoral muscles to ensure he hasn't suddenly
developed man boobs. Paro stays rooted,
confident that her backless choli has enough give,
without risking tearing apart.

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What are you made of SJ?? How can you come up with such ridiculously fantastic ideas??
Too good SJ sa, just too good for words!😆

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

😆

Paro: Daktar saab, sub theek ho jayega na?

SS: Yes, aap koshish karthay rahiye

Rudra: Ismay kya hai? kal hi theek kar detha hoon

SJ: oui ma!

Sakshal Srimati Smriti ariyunnathinu..

Hilarious post as usual. Moonchiya's million dollar trick, Sumer's and Paro's reaction and then Maithili advice and the precap. Everything was very well written. IF members are definitely waiting for the report along with your detailed explanation of the same with lots of symbolism and all.

I want to confess something. Your posts had its side effects on me. Last day I saw a pc kuttanpilla with a moonch and the thing that scared me was I was staring at his moonch with dreamy eyes, giggling like a fool. Preposterous behavior!! Then whenever I look at the clock, the moving pendulum will remind me of a certain kamariya and then my hips will start to imitate the movement. tick tick.. tick tick.. I began wandering around the house like a zombie chanting shirtless.. shirtless.. shirtless.. pantless.. ayo ayo ayo... slip of tongue-aa.. And the most kidilan side effect of PPP is that I improved my vocabulary with a set of happening yummy words that I never dreamed ever existed. You should have seen my sister's face when I asked her to stop her phone consumashuns and earsax (she was calling her husband). She always called me crazy but yesterday she wrote it on a paper, signed and threw it on my face. I can go on and on with many instances, the PPP effect on me. You and your PPPs are always always always close to my heart. Happy Vishu... Take Care.

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Laila's locked her doors. Moonchiya plans to join Swayam Seva Sangh

i know!! its all about the bangs - no, no, not what you think. the hair bangs. she looks different because of how bangs bang.

Originally posted by: chotidesi

<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">In order for that realization to happen, Semanti Baisa, he would have to use his brain. But his brain becomes addled when his pyaari wife is around, so that goes down the drain.</font>

<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">I vote mahaepisode 250, when Paro Baisa gets kidnapped by Thakursa. Then at least 20 more episodes rescuing bechari biwi, then another 50 finishing up Shaadi #4 while Kakisa/Sumer attempts to harm Paro one more time. Then wedding is halted by Rudra kicking KcM/Sumer out, and takes at least another 10 episodes to actually show up at mandap (his motorcycle is rather slow). Then finally that night consumashun can happen. If Rudra Banna is not gravely injured.</font>

Copyright when you get such amazing ideas
Nit that I don't trust gh, one man who truly believes in originality in addition to liberation and individuality of women that is him

Lailo, zindabad.

Originally posted by: Frigate

SJ-sa, Paro ko shaayad schizophrenia hogi, magar Moonchiya ka kya? Use toh KLPD pe KLPD hoye jaa rahein, mahino se, jab se Paro ko dekha hai.😉

*just wondering if anyone else though Paro/Sanaya looked strange at the BSD office; something wasn't right with the makeup😕*

😆...Good one SJ sa!

Originally posted by: ttt1

Copyright when you get such amazing ideas
Nit that I don't trust gh, one man who truly believes in originality in addition to liberation and individuality of women that is him

Khi khi khi 😆
Super Duper!!

Some qurious kostins!!
Were was sunheri duribg peg whisky phere?
Is dilsher gone to Varanasi fr prayers? NaMo nama!!
Thakurian still sleeping huh??