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_disha_

@_disha_

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Posted: 11 years ago

#41

I look forward to your posts much more than the show itself ! 😆

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madmaxine

@madmaxine

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+ 7

Posted: 11 years ago

#42

Heylo SJ-sa! I was too busy mopping up my tears after watching a movie last night- gave RR a miss. But I am here now and whatay saxy episode that was.

This has got to be the easiest money Sanaya has ever made. At least 50% of the time she's fainted/asleep/drugged. Best gig EVA!

But am truly impressed by Bhaiya-Sa's acting today. The scene when he enters his home and is thinking of his Mum and then sees Bitchwanti-sa- the expression change from longing to cold steel is pretty awesome. And Bitchwanti has more balls than her husband. Her DIL is a gaay, literally. A cow. Well-domesticated and expert at chewing the cud from that singular expression on her face.

Wish list for next week:

1). Paro bai-sa gets to shower and change. Most important item on the list, this.

2). Nobody pokes anymore holes in Major-sa. Mhaara puppy-sa hai woh! Lagta usse hai, dard mujhe hota hai. 😆

3). Thakur sa's mooch grows an inch. Just to get SJ going. 😛

4). Paro beats Bitchwanti in a daal baati making competition. NOT.

5). Consumashun. Sex wala. Laila and Rudra ka.

6). Consumashun. Eye-Leg-Arm sex wala. Rudra and Paro ka.

7). Consumashun. Tu aaj aa kamre mein, dikaati hoon tujhe-wala. Bitchwanti kaki and Constable-sa ka.

8). Consumashun. My hand meets your ass wala. Paro and Rudra ka. No, no. Not Paro and Rudra ka. Rudra and his ever loving cousin ka.

None of the above have anything to do with consumashun. I just like using that word out of context Heli mhaaro sun le Raaam!

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Ireena Zahan

@Ireena7

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#43

another super se upar wala hilarious post 🤣

I am imagining Paro's hyperventilating😆

"Fainting Beauty to Consumashuns Center of Spices" 🤣

from where you find such kind of words...I am just amazed...

loved your this post too 😃

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Fried Rice Ji ðŸš

@Friedriceji

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#44

*hyperventilates*

I know I am not good in hyperventilating when compared to Paro baisa...phir bhi... I wanted to try..

I cant believe someone hating Aloo ki sabzi! How can someone hate that gol matol sabzi..ugh!!

I am katti with Phatphatiya sa for taking Paro baisa to his spicy haveli..I thought he was taking her to a secluded place...door from all..hmm...!

Hmm..never mind as far as there is spices.I hope it reflects in their lives too..you know spicy n all.. *ehem*

Spicy Consumashuns! With handcuffs, rassi, on the table, from the huge windows to the decorated walls... queen size bed...and what a beautiful floor... *ehem x 2*

I wish I was Paro.. all time fainting and whenever she is in her senses...Phatphatiya sa keeps grabbhin her here and there..Phew!

I seriously wonder when the real consumashun happens...will she faint and thud too? Then she will miss out the awesomeness..

Phatphatiya sa's obsessed with his "gun"

He never misses to load and point it... Lucky Paro..baisa, no? *ehem x 3*

And I love his move in the precap... he just brilliantly marked his "Consumashun Territory"

Sj sa, did you notice Thakur-sa noting down something in his diary..I bet its his measurements, if Thaurain sa ever wanted a proof, no?

Haaye... I am so sad... no PPP for 2days... *cries an ocean*

ps : Love you My murmura! ❤️

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dreamwinner

@dreamwinner

Beginner

Posted: 11 years ago

#45

Nice but not like the others in the past

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swati1975us

@swati1975us

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#46

Ramanchi kar di set designer ne Junkie sa. Just look at that haveli - check out all the pillars, that water fountain, those multiple rooms and a gazillion windows with easy access for peeping toms. This is a haveli that is designed for consumashun postponement - lots of almost there encounters, lots of Paro baisa's dupattas grazing Rudra sa's biceps launching epic posts on I-F

But consumashun? My hut theory still stands - hoga to bhootiya toote phoote ghar mein hoga - you can't violate such a cardinal rule of Hindi soaps.

Till then, there's plenty of eye, leg, dupatta sax to keep us busy.

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Jaya

@pink.lotus

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: Semanti

I christen today, Episode of the Sepia Tinted Flashbacks.
I am also going to cry foul.
I was under the impression that Rudra would bring Paro to live with him akele-akele. This is ramanchi. All I'd asked for was ek chutki eye sex and one spectacular consummation.🤣

I got witchy Kaki Sa, tortured Bhabhi Sa and meek Kaka Sa in return. Still to come are unimportant brother no 1 and rival brother no 2.

Where are Rudra-Paro going to have their handcuff-walein alone times now?

I bet Kaki had a hand in her sister's disappearance. She looked happy enough from behind, while feeding Rudra something that is presumably not aloo ki sabzi. Why would she run?
Well...I suppose...Thakur Tejawat is incentive enough.

Paro's reaction to the news of her fake death was startling. Because she didn't faint. Paro would ordinarily put anesthetists out of business. I think she may be getting used to Rudra's sexy presence near her.😳

As for Rudra's Kaki sa. *slow clap* She recognizes him via his eyes when he wears a shiny metallic name tag. Dats 2 gud.👏

Rudra really needs to do something about his gun. Er...the gun he points so readily everywhere. Er...I mean the army issue one.👏

I see all families with last names beginning with R have the same strange tradition of carrying a bride over the threshold. Mental note-- lose 50 pounds before I marry anyone with a triple name and R-wala surname.🤣

P.S. I have forgotten what Rudra and Paro look like in regular clothes. I would GREATLY appreciate a reminder.

great post SJ, the best line for me was. So heres the deal. Sarhad ke is par All time All consumashuns. Sarhad ke uss par All Time Constipations. Try crossing this side and I will turn you to Chutney😆👏

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Nancy Rodrigues

@nashnini

Explorer

Posted: 11 years ago

#48

😆😆😆

I JUST LUV YR ...YBA...

ITS TOO HILARIOUS...

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Radhika

@perfection

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

#49

HOW THESE IDEA COMES INTO UR MIND...YAAR THESE PHATPHATIYA POSTS ARE TOO MUCH HILLARIOUS...EACH PART OF THE SHW U MAKE VERY INTERESTING...KEEP IT UP SJ...LOVED ALL THE PART OF UR POST...VERY 🤣🤣🤣