PhatPhatiya Post - Border ka Baap

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Posted: 11 years ago
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The caped crusaders follow the Barath to the border because searching them anytime before that would have been too easy.

Why our Moonchiya BSD officer couldn't join his team? Because Moonchiya wouldn't be caught dead riding a camel, its just not glamorous enough. And he wants to make a grand entry on his bike, with pomp and circumstance and signature music to boot.

Varun sa sees the milestone marker at the border
Consumashun - 0 miles !!
and a lot of Laddoos burst in his heart. His happiness knows no bounds and he consoles Paro that he will kiss all her booboos away.

Paro is still upset about Bindi. What she would give for a paper-cone full of Imli and Namak right this minute.

Thakur Sa talks to his Business partner on "Sarhad Par" assuring that supply chain has kept its shipment on time and they should be crossing the border any minute. Not even Father of All Border force can stop them now

But The Baap of Border Security shows up with a massive bulge in his crotch at the sheer excitement of catching the traitors. Paro Bai sa almost passes out at the sight and thanks her lucky stars she is not with him. Little does she know.

Moonchiya's BSD band of officers couldn't locate an elephant in the room if they tried. And so one Barathi gets so frustrated at BSD's incompetence, he goes and lies spreadeagled on top of Paro's luggage screaming, "Of course, there is nothing in THESE boxes!"

Moonchiya orders a search of those boxes. Kaka sa and Varun sa appeal that the boxes hold nothing but Paro's blue, red and white lace lingerie, underwear, bras, nighties, some pots and pans and lots of imli. Our Pehelwan will hear none of it.

The open fire starts at the earnest because the Barathis hid the guns inside their dhotis away from BSD's probing hands. See, BSD is no Preet Bharara, they never learned to do strip and cavity search!

Rudra revels in the action and practices his new somersault technique until he tumbles in front of Paro.

The world recedes around him.

The sounds of bullets appear distant.

The dust of desert sand makes free entry and exit into his hanging jaws.

The sheer beauty stills him.

All he wants to do is get rid of his freaking Ray Bans to get a better look at her.

And then with one slash India forum collectively feels the pain of Rudra's sexy back. But he knows his external wounds are nothing compared to the one delivered to his heart. So eat your hearts out naysayers, Paro's sheer magnificence has hit Rudra like a ton of bricks, whether you like Paro or not.


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Posted: 11 years ago
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The moment Thakur says border ka baap then our Rudra enters on his phatphatiya. Areh thakur ye rudra tera bhi baap hai!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Great, funny and hilarious !

How can you expect our hero to ride a camel?? It does not have mirror! what will happen to the mirror-mirror symbolism??

Plus, Phatphatiya is integral to Rudra's grand and sexy entry..

Varun sa and his consumashun fantasies ! 🤣

And SJ, today's post was not just funny and hilarious. With your last paragraph, you made it a great one.. You brought the very essence of this love story in one para..

" And then with one slash India forum collectively feels the pain of Rudra's sexy back. But he knows his external wounds are nothing compared to the one delivered to his heart. So eat your hearts out naysayers, Paro's sheer magnificence has hit Rudra like a ton of bricks, whether you like Paro or not. "

Rudra is captivated by the innocence and beauty of Paro.. Nothing could stop him, not his mother's treachery, his father's lifelong teachings, nor the hundreds of posts by some snowman!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Res Unres 👏
Finally the shootout at the border... have been waiting since the past week... Border Ka Baap 🤣 aa gaya bike main... hero wala entry dekhe... Varun banna sounded innocent... he also asked them to search all they want... kiddo just wants to cross the border as soon as he can to fulfill his desires 😉
BSD i'm dissapointed now... how did you miss all those guns the baratis took out when you were searching paro's "blue, red and white lace lingerie, underwear, bras, nighties, some pots and pans and lots of imli."😕
Rangrasiya ve for Paro and Rudra when there is soo much happening around them... people firing arms and killing but nothing affects them and no cares for them... BSD officer thoughts "All he wants to do his get rid of his freaking Ray Bans to get a better look at her." 😆
I have one kostin... why are there no ladies on the groom side.. not even one?? 😲 poor Paro is all alone 😭
Edited by napk - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nice one again. Liked the last line..." Paro's sheer magnificence has hit Rudra like a ton of bricks, whether you like Paro or not. "
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie



Why our Moonchiya BSD officer couldn't join his team? Because Moonchiya wouldn't be caught dead riding a camel, its just not glamorous enough. And he wants to make a grand entry on his bike, with pomp and circumstance and signature music to boot.


But The Baap of Border Security shows up with a massive bulge in his crotch at the sheer excitement of catching the traitors. Paro Bai sa almost passes out at the sight and thanks her lucky stars she is not with him. Little does she know.

Moonchiya's BSD band of officers couldn't locate an elephant in the room if they tried. And so one Barathi gets so frustrated at BSD's incompetence, he goes and lies spreadeagled on top of Paro's luggage screaming, "Of course, there is nothing in THESE boxes!"



*slow clap*

SJ, these three paragraphs are so much satyavachan packed into one post that it makes me cry khushi ke aansoo. (Calm down, fanatical RR-ians. I meant it metaphorically.)

I was telling my Mum the same thing-- Rudra's too cool to ride a camel clearly, He has to show up separately on a bike when he's obviously here to do the exact same thing at the exact same time. Bah!

And I giggled at the bulge in the crotch. Why are his pants SO very well fitted? Aren't they..um...uncomfortable?

The BSD are clearly just about as adept at searching bags and things as the standard security personnel in Indian malls. They sort of vaguely look at your handbag from the outside and say 'Jaao jaao'.
These men had these honking, large rifles stowed away everywhere and they couldn't see any of it? And what terrible smugglers? Might as well play Hot and Cold with the BSD, no?
"Yes, that's hot. You're getting hotter. You're BURNING UP right now. No, you moved away, that's cold again."

But whattey precap. The damn baraatis dared insult the Indian flag in front of Rudra-Patriotic-Manoj-Kumar-Pratap-Ranawat.

Sword slashes aside, watch him thrash them all single-handedly now.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆, enjoyed it

The sheer beauty stills him

and he continues to stare her, forgets he has war to fight and lands straight to the earth😆

Beautiful woman😡

Edited by MesmerizingSanz - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Awesome post!!!! 🤣
Moonchiya's BSD band of officers couldn't locate an elephant in the room if they tried. And so one Barathi gets so frustrated at BSD's incompetence, he goes and lies spreadeagled on top of Paro's luggage screaming, "Of course, there is nothing in THESE boxes!"

My thought? No wonder so much smuggling happens across those borders, if that's an example of the way they search!!! 😆 How did they miss ALL those guns stashed away under the saddles???!!! 😆

Rudra is gobsmacked by Paro Baisa ... she of the 'Ankhiyon se goli maare' fame 😆 RuLa fans, eat your hearts out 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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A PPP about BKB! 😛

I missed Thakur-sa today! He didn't even came out of bathroom... Thakurain sa got frustrated! Called BSD to complain PP officer has stolen the tape! PP official's head does not know PP stole it, he called him and ordered to search the Baaratis as he can't see Thakurain sa upset... And thus PP's arrival!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Moonchiya's BSD band of officers couldn't locate an elephant in the room if they tried. And so one Barathi gets so frustrated at BSD's incompetence, he goes and lies spreadeagled on top of Paro's luggage screaming, "Of course, there is nothing in THESE boxes!"

Haha...that's what I thought. They bloody didn't see the guns so brazenly 'hidden' on the camels, so one of the Prakashs from the last serial had to go and literally beg them to come and check the boxes.

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