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The caped crusaders follow the Barath to the border because searching them anytime before that would have been too easy.
Why our Moonchiya BSD officer couldn't join his team? Because Moonchiya wouldn't be caught dead riding a camel, its just not glamorous enough. And he wants to make a grand entry on his bike, with pomp and circumstance and signature music to boot.
Varun sa sees the milestone marker at the border
Consumashun - 0 miles !!
and a lot of Laddoos burst in his heart. His happiness knows no bounds and he consoles Paro that he will kiss all her booboos away.
Paro is still upset about Bindi. What she would give for a paper-cone full of Imli and Namak right this minute.
Thakur Sa talks to his Business partner on "Sarhad Par" assuring that supply chain has kept its shipment on time and they should be crossing the border any minute. Not even Father of All Border force can stop them now
But The Baap of Border Security shows up with a massive bulge in his crotch at the sheer excitement of catching the traitors. Paro Bai sa almost passes out at the sight and thanks her lucky stars she is not with him. Little does she know.
Moonchiya's BSD band of officers couldn't locate an elephant in the room if they tried. And so one Barathi gets so frustrated at BSD's incompetence, he goes and lies spreadeagled on top of Paro's luggage screaming, "Of course, there is nothing in THESE boxes!"
Moonchiya orders a search of those boxes. Kaka sa and Varun sa appeal that the boxes hold nothing but Paro's blue, red and white lace lingerie, underwear, bras, nighties, some pots and pans and lots of imli. Our Pehelwan will hear none of it.
The open fire starts at the earnest because the Barathis hid the guns inside their dhotis away from BSD's probing hands. See, BSD is no Preet Bharara, they never learned to do strip and cavity search!
Rudra revels in the action and practices his new somersault technique until he tumbles in front of Paro.
The world recedes around him.
The sounds of bullets appear distant.
The dust of desert sand makes free entry and exit into his hanging jaws.
The sheer beauty stills him.
All he wants to do is get rid of his freaking Ray Bans to get a better look at her.
And then with one slash India forum collectively feels the pain of Rudra's sexy back. But he knows his external wounds are nothing compared to the one delivered to his heart. So eat your hearts out naysayers, Paro's sheer magnificence has hit Rudra like a ton of bricks, whether you like Paro or not.
