PhatPhatiya Post - Border ka Baap - Page 3

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

I have 2 kostins-

1. Why is Moonchwala's trousers so tight?
2. Why is Paro's choli so short?

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

The open fire starts at the earnest because the Barathis hid the guns inside their dhotis away from BSD's probing hands

Originally posted by: _DarkLady_

A PPP about BKB! 😛

I missed Thakur-sa today! He didn't even came out of bathroom... Thakurain sa got frustrated! Called BSD to complain PP officer has stolen the tape! PP official's head does not know PP stole it, he called him and ordered to search the Baaratis as he can't see Thakurain sa upset... And thus PP's arrival!

Originally posted by: mimosa658

Our moochiya BSD officer is so much smitten by Paro bai sa's beauty that he forgot the ongoing war with the smugglers...badly in need of re-training and some special yoga classes to ride on the camels and of course to concentrate on the given job...with some loose fitting garments...😆

Excellent review SJ...👏

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Trouser ke peechay?

Choli Ke neechay?

You will have to ask ILA ARUN, I hope shes' figured it out in the last 15 odd years.

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Paro will teach him some nice Yoga poses. wait for it...

Originally posted by: S.Stephy

Nice post!!
"Kaka sa and Varun sa appeal that the boxes hold nothing but Paro's blue, red and white lace lingerie, underwear, bras, nighties, some pots and pans and lots of imli" 🤣

I wonder what kind of search the BSD officers were doing that they couldn't spot all those guns. I also wonder why did they have to come covering themselves, riding on camels when they did not seem to have any need for hiding their identities.

Oh boy oh boy, those BSD waley have some serious Bollywood khoon running through their veins. What's with the grand entry in camels, flinging away the shawls, and hopping down to the ground in perfect synchronization? Kya ho jaata if they took their positions at the border before the suspicious baraat gang arrived? Oh yeah, I remember, they have to look all bad ass yo, too bad their actions are anything but bad ass.😆

Rudra: Check out my new phatphatiya bitches! Tumhe kya laga tha, mera pehla wala jala diya toh main doosra nahin khareed payunga?

Viewers: Forget the phatphatiya, what is that suspicious bulge in your pants?

Rudra: Dammit. I keep telling the costume wale bhaiya to give me loose fitting pants, but they keep saying something about tight tush attracting viewers.

Aman: Dammit! Knew I should have come on a phatphatiya as well, or a jeep at least. This camel idea was so lame. Why do you do yourself to this every time Aman?

Rudra: All right. Enough pimping. Search the scumbags.

Some hilarious segment of hide and seek later, the actual goliyon ki ras leela which had been anticipated for about a week now begins. What ensues next is more hilarity. What is it with all the tumbling and rolling man? Aman got shot but got like 1 second of footage. Poor thing. Rudra switched between a pistol and rifle multiple times. Baraati-walas conjured shotguns out of thin air. And when Paro and Rudra rendezvoused, the bad guys were kind enough to not interrupt the eye sex session. 'Cause come on, why would you kill your enemy when he is too busy checking the dulhan out and is therefore unguarded, its much better to to just let the eye sex happen. Considerate bunch this baddies are.