DREAM DESSERT (os) UPDATE PG 12 - Page 5

Originally posted by: CleviveDsouza

this post is just perfect
awesome one
plz continue soon

Originally posted by: sunu123

WOW ITS REALY FUNNY PLZ UPDATE SOON

Originally posted by: Selinapiya

This is awesome..

Plzz continue...

NOTE.

PLZ DNT TAKE IT SERIOUS. ITS 4 FUN 😊

Originally posted by: deboleena.manna

awsome yr...good..when u post it pls pm me...😊

PIN DROP SILENCE IN LOUNGE.

PIA: TUMHE KYA LAGTA HAI HAR BAR TUM MUJHE HURT KAROGE AUR MAIN KHAMOSH RAHUNGI? NO WAY ABHAY AJ MAIN CHUP NAI RAHUNGI.

PIA IDHER UDHER DEKHNE LAGI JAISE KUCH SAMAJH NAI ARAHA HO K KYA KARE KAISE AABHAY KO SABAQ SIKHAYE.

MISHA: PIA! PIA SANDAL.

ABHAY: OH NO!

MISHA COMMENTARY STARTS(MISHA USE HAIR BRUSH AS MIC.)😃

SUB KO SAANP SOONGH GAYA HAI KYUN K PIA K HAATH APNI SANDAL KI TARAF BARH RAHA HAI. RIGHT WALI YA LEFT WALI? PIA EK KAAM KARO RIGHT WALI USE KARO HAR ACHA KAAM RIGHT HAND SE KARTE HAIN NA. ABHAY KI 75% AANKHEN BAHAR AA CHUKI HAIN BUS THORI DAIR KI BAAT HAI YE DO GOLF KI GENDAY BAHAR NIKAL CHUKI HONGI, OR YE PIA NE SANDAL ABHAY KI TARF PHENKI...

EVERYONE QUITE MISHA ALSO.
PAL BHAR K IS SANNATE KO EK DILKHARASH CHEEKH NE TORA.
AAAHHH!

MISHA: OR JIS PIA NE AJ TAK KABIR KO APNA HAATH NA DIYA AJ DIRECT APNA SANDAL DE MARA.

KABIR: WHAT THE HELL YAR?😡

T: 😲PIA! TUM PAGAL HO KYA?

T WENT TOWARDS KABIR AND ASK.

T: K! TUM THEK TO HO?

MISHA: PIA TUM KYA AANKHEN BAND KAR K NISHANE LAGA RAHI HO ABHAY PE ATTACK KARO.

PUNCHI: MISHA! TUM KYA KARNA CHAHTI HO KYUN PIA KA ABHAY K AGAINST ITNA HORRIBLE BEHAIVIOUR KARWA RAHI HO?

MISHA: OH JUST SHUT UP FATTY! PIA TUN SO GAIN KYA? HIT HIM.

PIA FIND SOMETHING TO HIT ABHAY, JAY SAYS PIA I'LL HELP U.

MISHA: YE LO JISE KHUD HELP KI ZARURAT HAI WO PIA KI HELP KARNE CHALA HAI. CHALO TUM B CHANCE MARLO. BY THE WAY PIA TUMHARA DUSRA SANDAL AB TAK TUMHARE PAUN(FOOT) MAIN HAI.
FINALLY PIA NE APNA DUSRA SANDAL B UTAR LIYA HAI. PIA AB KI BAR ZARA DEHAN SE MARNA.

ABHAY: PLZ PIA! YE SANDAL NICHE RAKHO AUR PEHLE MERI BAAT SUNO.

MISHA: NO PIA! DON'T LISTEN HIM JUST DO AS I SAY HIT HIM.
PIA NE PURE JOSH K SAATH ABHAY KO SANDAL MARA OR YE...OH SUPERB.

🤢

T: U IDIOT! HOW DARE U TUMNE MUJHE APNI GANDI SANDAL MARI. AAOUCHHH!

MISHA: ANY BODY CALL THE DOCTOR BUT DR. HAMARI T KA HONA CHAHIYE SO, PLZ DIAL MENTAL ASYLUM NO.😆

T: U...BOTH NEED A PSYCATRIST.

PIA: JUST SHUT UP T 🤬 🤬 🤬

MISHA: LOVE U PIA! HUM DOBRIYAL SISTERS ABUSING MAIN PH.D KARENGI. DON'T WORRY I'M WITH U CONTINUE.👏

ABHAY: MISHA! WHAT DO U WANT PLZ STOP HER. PLZ SAY SOMETHING TO HER MISHA.

MISHA: SURE ABHAY! HEY PIA! WO VASE UTHA K MARDO.

ABHAY 😡 (OLDIES STYLE): TERA SATYA NAAS JAYE MISHA, TO ACHE BER(DULHE) KO TARSE.

MISHA: DUDE! SHUBH SHUBH BOLO WAISE B SATYA NAAS TO IS WAQT TUMHARA HORAHA HAI OR RAHI BAAT (DULHE)BER KI TO SORRY AGAR WO ACHA HOGA TO USEY MISHA NAAM KI SAZA NAI MILEGI.🤣

PIA VASE UTHANE LAGI, JAY STOP HER.

JAY: NO PIA! YE LO BELAN.

PIA: YE?

MISHA: OH GOD! BECHARA MANAGER KITNI SUPERBLY ARRANGE KIYA HOGA KITCHEN OR PURE FARM HOUSE KA SAMAAN. AB TO DIWALIYA PAKKA HAI.
PIA NE JAY SE BELAN LE LIYA HAI AB WO ABHAY KA NISHSNA LAGANE MAIN BUSY HAI OR ABHAY KI BACHNE KI KOSHISH OA YE BELAN NE BHEJA HILA DALA OH!HO MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA... BELAN ABHAY K PICHEY KHARE NEIL JO K PUNCHI SE CONVERSATION MAIN MASROF NAZAR ARAHA THA US K KHALI SIR PE LAGA. I MEAN IT PIA AANKH BAND KAR K B TUM MIND BLOWING NISHANEY LAGA RAHI HO ABHAY NA SAHI BAD ONE HI SAHI.

PUNCHI: GEO PIA.

JAY: TUMNE MERE BHAI KO MARA?



MISHA: ABEY OYE! THAT'S NOT PIA'S FAULT.

NEIL(SHOW DECENTLY): NO IT'S O.K(AHH)JAY DON'T WORRY.

SUDDENLY JAY SNATCH HAIR BRUSH(MISHA'S MIC) FROM MISHA AND GIVE IT TO PIA.

MISHA: AREY RE! MERA MIC TO DO MAIN COMMENTARY KAISE KARUNGI?

JAY: COMMENTARY K LIYE TUMHE MIC KI KYA ZARURAT HAI TUMHAR VOICE KISI LOUDSPEAKER SE KAM THORI HAI.

MISHA: OH SO FUNNY! DUDE SHAKAL ACHI NAI HAI BAAT TO ACHI KIYA KARO.

PIA THROW BRUSH.

JAY: SUPERB DELIVERY BUT PIA TUMHARA NISHANA TO ABHAY THA.

PIA: WHAT?

JAY: OPEN UR EYES AND SEE.

TANI: TUM AAAHHH! ABHAY MAIN JA RAHI HUN. BOTH OF U GO TO HELL.

ABHAY: TANI! LISTEN TO ME.(AJ TO KOI MERI BAAT SUN HI NAI RAHA)

OH HO WO DEKHO HAMARE JAY SAHAB ISSE BADA DAYALO KOI NAI PIA KO APNE SHOES UTAR K DE DIYE. AEY HELLO! BUHAT SARE HAIN TO MUJHE DEDO MAIN SELL LAGA LUNGI. ABHAY PIA K TEVAR(DANGEROUS EXPRESSION) OR JAY K SHOES KA SIZE DEKHTE HUE ANDHA DHUN BHAGA AUR SOFE PAR SE CHARH K FINALLY WINDOW SE JUMP LAGA K BAHAR KI TARAF JA CHUKA HAI. NOW! I'LL CONTINUE IT FROM OUTSIDE.

PIA RUN TOWARDS OUTSIDE.

MISHA AUR BAQI SUB B BAHAR AATEY HAIN.

MISHA: OH SHIT?

ANGAD OR MAYA FLOOR PE GIREY HUR THE.

ANGAD: DEKHO MISHA! PIA NE YE KYA KIYA MUJHE OR MAYA KO ITNE BARE JOOTEY DE MARE.

MAYA: OH GOD! MERI BACK SIDE BUHAT PAIN KAR RAHI HAI. EK ABHAY KI WAJA SE PURA COLLEGE PIT RAHA HAI.

MISHA: (BUS WO EK ABHAY HI BACHEY JA RAHA HAI)PLZ TUM DONO UTHO BY THE WAY YE JAY KIDHER HAI?

JAY: I'M HERE.

PIA: YE KYA HAI? TUM YE KAHAN SE LAYE?

MISHA: JAY! TUMNE KHURRANA INDUSTRIES BAND KAR K ANDAY BECHNEY SHURU KAR DIYE HAIN KYA?

JAY: NAI! WO ACTUALLY APNEY IS FARM HOUSE K PICHEY EK POLTRY FARM HAI WAHAN SE.

MISHA: CHALO HOGAI CHUTTI! JAY NE MORGHIYON K GHAR DAKA DAL DIYA, AB AGAR UN MORGHIYON KO DIVORCE HOGAI TO JAY ZIMEDAR HOGA AFTER ALL JAY NE MORGHON(COCK) KI GHERAT KO LALKARA HAI KYUN ABHAY?

ABHAY: MISHA TUM KUCH NA HI BOLO TO ACHA HAI APPLE OF DISCORD.

MISHA: U MONSTOR! PIA ATTACK.

PIA NE ANDHA DHUN ANDON KI BARISH KARDI HAI. PIA AJ K BAAD MURGHION K PAAS MAT JANA CHONCH MARENGI. PIA KI EGG FIRING SE T KI CHAMCHIYAN SHADID ZAKHMI HOCHUKI HAIN. ABHAY KO DEKH K AISA LAGTA HAI K ABHAY PIA SE BHAGNE K BAJAYE PIA KO BATA RAHA HAI AB ISE MARO PHIR USE MARO. EK BAR PHIR PIA NE ABHAY KA NISHANA LIYA PAR HAYE RE QISMAT ABHAY PHIR BACH GAYA OR MERI BIRDY KI DECORATION ANDON SE HOGAI. OH GOD! YE FATTY OR FAT NA HOJAYE PURE GHAR KI DOOR WALL TORNI PARENGI.

PUNCHI:🤬 SHUT UP MISHA! EEWWW! YAKKH! ITNI GANDI SMELL HAI. OH GOD! AUUUAHHH!

TRACKER: SO SAD, POOR PUNCHI! APNI BEHEN AISI NIKLE TO KOI KYA KAR SAKTA HAI?

SUDDENLY

TAAPPP!!! TAAPPP!!!

TRACKER: NAHIII!!! ITS TOO ODD. MUJHE ANDAY KYUN MARAY? ITNI GANDI SMELL HAI. AB MAIN KYA KARON MERE PAAS TO PINK COLOUR KA YE EK HI DRESS THA. PIA I KNOW IS COLLEGE MAIN SUB MUJHSE JALTEY HAIN OR AB TUM BHI IN SUB MAIN SHAMIL HOGAI HO JEALOUS!

MISHA: (LO ACHEY BUREY SUB KI BAND BAAJ GAI BUT YE ABHAY AB TAK HAATH NAI AAYA)

PIA😡: JAY ANDAY DO.

JAY😲: WHAT! MAIN ANDAY DUN.

PIA: TMHARI AQAL GHANS CHARNE GAYI HUI HAI KYA TUM SE HI KEH RAHI HUN IDIOT😡.

JAY: PIA TUM MERI JAAN MANG LO MAIN HANSTE HANSTE DE DUNGA BUT JO TUM MANG RAHI HO WO IMPOSSIBLE HAI.

PIA: WHAT RUBBISH! JAY TUM BASKET MAIN SE ANDAY NAI DE SAKTE LOSER.

JAY: OH! 😆BASKET MAIN SE(THANK GOD) YE LO BUT YE LAST KUCH BAQI HAIN WO DEKHO WO RAHA ABHAY.😆

PIA SEE HIM AND RUN TOWARDS HIM.

OR JAISA K AP DEKH RAHE HAIN ABHAY KI BACHNEY KI KOSHISHEN OR PIA KI NISHANE BAAZI SAATH SAATH CONTINUE HAI BUT YE KYA PIA K PAAS WEAPON KHATAM HOGAYE SAARE ANDAY TOOT CHUKE HAIN. BECHARI MORGHION KI KOKH UJAR GAI OR AB WO JAY KO KOOS RAHI HONGI. WAISE JAY JIS TARAH TUMNE PIA KO CHEEZEN(WEAPONS) DIYE HAIN NA US SE TUMHARI EK QUQLITY PATA CHALTI HAI PERFECT SERVANT KI. AGAR TUMHARA(KHURRANA INDUSTRIES) DIWALIYA NIKAL JAYE TO TUM BHOOKE NAI MAROGE I'M SURE.

JAY: 😡SHUT UP MISHA!

MISHA: O.K ROTEY KYUN HO?😉

PIA ABHAY TAK PUHANCH CHUKI HAI OR AB JAY BICH MAIN KUD GAYA HAI. NOW ABHAY KO DEKH K 1950 KI HEROIENS YAAD ARAHI HAIN JO DARAKHTON KI OOT(PECHE) SE APNE MEHBOOB KO DEKHTI HAIN OR JAY WO DARAKHT HAI JO ABHAY OR PIA K DARMIYAN AA GAYA HAI. ABHAY JAY K PICHEY KHARA LEFT RIGHT KHEL RAHA HAI. PIA CONFUSED HAI K JAY K PICHEY CHUPE ABHAY KO KAISE PAKREY OA SWIMMING POOL MIAN PHENKE.

PIA TO JAY: UFFF! TUM TO HATO.

BAD NEWS ABHAY EK BAR PHIR BACH GAYA N GOOD NEWS ABHAY KO BACHATEY HUE JAY SAHAB KI CHUTTI HOGAI KYUN K ABHI MAINE DEKHA K APNI CONFUSION DUR KARNE K LIYE PIA NE JAY KO SIDE PE KIYA YE DEKHE BINA K US SIDE PE POOL HAI SO,🤣 JAY POOL MAIN BAQI SUB INJURED HONR K BAAD FIRST ADD LENE JA CHUKE HAIN. PIA ABHAY K PICHEY BHAGTE HUE GHAYAB HOGAI HAI.

MISHA: OH GOD! IS SE PEHLE K MERI YANI LAST SAVED PERSON KI SHAMAT AAYE MISHA BETA BHAG LO. (MUJHE JALD SE JALD US DESSERT K INGREDIANTS KO GHAYAB KARNA HOGA)😎

TO BE CONTINUED...

PRECAP:
PUNCHI ASK MISHA ABOUT DESSERT RECEIPE AND INGREDIANTS.

Originally posted by: cuteshrishti

haha Gud hilarious post.I mean u cracked me up.Baap re mazaa aa gaya.Plz continue.Damm gud.Sab ki band baja di.Only Abhay & misha bach gaye😆🤣

THANK U SO MUCH. MISHA KI SHAAMAT TOU NEXT POST MAIN ANEY WALI HAI.😃