interview of Netu at new job place
Nethra(at interview location ) : sir may i come in 😕
Sir : yes u can 😊
Nethra : good morning sir 😃
Sir : good morning ,have a seat 😊
Nethra : thankuu sir 😳
Sir : ok Nethra so tell me about ur Qualifications 🤓
Nethra : Sir i have done graduation in pharamceuticals.( masters 😳)
Sir :ok so let me have look on ur certificates 😳
Nethra (aapnee maan mai ) :haairaam aab yeeh certificate ko check karegaa..koi jooth kyu bolegaa 😡 maai jooth nahi booltee maluum nahi isseee 😡 ( exactly poo di... U know what i haven't given my certies yet... mein unse bhi zada smart hoon😳😆)
Nethra : here it is sir.pls have look on it 🥱 ( Lo jeeh barse dekhlo😡)
Sir :oohh wooh ur qualifications and marks r quite impressive d Nethra 😳
Nethra : wwohh tooh haii sir ,i m the best 😎 ( actually i topped in most of my exams😳)
Sir : but Nethra along with degree some other qualities,ur attitude towards job, also plays a vital role..soo let me conduct ur interview in detail 😃
Nethra (aapne maan mai)::: haairaam aab interview legaa tooh aabtak kyaa timepaas kaar rahaa thaa yeeeh 😡😡 ( Lol... this is amazing di🤣)
Nethra : no problem sir 😳 ( mein Vishw shanth keliye thuje jelungi🤓 abb pakana shuru karo😈)
sir :: okk Nethra so what r ur hobbies ur keen interest ..pls tell me 😊
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ) :: aaree yaar aab ishee kaisee kaahuu ki mere hobby kyaa hai 😒mujee tooh puraa diin forum mai friends ki saath GOTW khelnaa achaa laagtaa hai 🥳 (🤣 exactly... mujhe toh neend mein bhi hamari monkey gang and our never ending masti hi yaad aathi hain😭... i so so miss our golden days di. Abb toh i can't even stand I-F... i cum only to meet few selected people:(
Diksha :: sir i am interested in reading books 🥱 playing tenis 😲 ( Playing GOTW Would have been better nah?😳 isse zaja playing with GC bashers sounds even more interesting😆)
Sir : okk soo u have interest in reading books ...good Nethra 👍🏼 soo tell me about what kind of stuffss u like to read 😊
Nethra :(aapnee maan mai ):::: oohh god aab ishee kaisee kahuu ki mujee tooh forum mai FF read kaarnaa n GC ko drool karna saankee comments aaurr review read kaarnaa pasaand hai 😎 yeeh ultee khupdii tooh kuch samjegee nahi 😡 kyaa jaawaab duu isseee (OMG!! Exactly🤣 di you are simply great in knowing me😆)
Nethra::: sir i m interested in reading books 😳
Sir : wonderfull ..u r the right candidate for this job,Nethra ..🥳
Nethra (aapnee maan mai ) :: ::: job tooh haath mai aa gayee..ulltee khoopdee ko sheeshe mai utaar to liya paar ekk baat tooh puchnee padegee ki kyaa mujee job ki time ki dauraan internet use karnee dengee ki nahi yeeh loog kaisee puchuuu...kuch soch Nethra...kuch soch 🤔
( i actually had asked this question 😲🤣 They were like what and why !!)
Nethra ::: thankuu sir soo much 😃 it will be an honour for me to work for this enterprise 😎
sir i want to ask something ,,,i am also interested in searching new medicines on networking sites..so is this ,,i mean internet facility will be available to me or not 😳 ( eh toh kamal ki jawab hai di😳👏 wah kya intellignt dimag hain aapka!👏... actually we do have net which has filterring so i get access to everything related to medine but GC😡 I hate it so much you know... bichari hoon main..haina. I lost phone also...i literally don't get to see GC/I-F until i come back home :(
Sir ::: oohh gr8 i am sure u r going to make wonderfull contribution to our enterprise...this facility will be available(24*7 internet accessis allowed 😃 )
Nethra(maan mai ) :aree waahh aab tooh poora diin mai forum mai IF mein chat kar sakti hoo..aurr FF read kaar saktee hu 😎 aab tooh mai jaldi se aapnaa colour changee kaar lungee forum mai 🥳 (Yeh toh hongi nahi di🥱🥱🥱 waise i lost interest also now...)
Nethra : thankuu sir 😃 i am looking forward to do this job in best possible way 😃
can i take a leave for now sir 😕
Sir : sure Nethra soo from when u will like to join this job 😕
Nethra (maan mai ):: meraa maan tooh aabhii se join karkee login kaarnee ka hai forum mai..lekeen control Nethra...control ( kash aise hota tha)
Nethra: will like to join from 2mmor itself 😳
Sir : okk Nethra soo will meet u 2mmor morning at 10.00 am 😊 is this time ok for u 😊
Nethra (apne maan mai ):: maai tooh 9.00 bajee hi aaa jaaouugee ulltee khoppdiii 🤣
Nethra : no problem sir 😎 cyaa 2mmor 😊 nice to meet u sir 😃 ( di you know the one who took technical round was way too hot... i was busy drooling over him... so he had to tell me thrice to leave🤣.. later i gotta know that he is already married bach gaya saala😆)
Sir : will see u at 10.00 am 2mmor...i will explain u what will be ur basic work 😃
Nethra (aapnee maan mai ):: aab jooh explain karoogee wooh mai karugee nahi..aaurr jooh mai karugee wooh aapkoo explain nahi kaar sakteee 🤣 puraa dinn forum pe lagee rahuugee mai 🥳
Hayee i so wish aisa hota tha di...Nethra :sure sir ...byee 😊
P/S : sry nethra agar tume kuch boora laga ho its just for fun 😳
No di... I totally enjoyed the interview... i'm actually surprised to know you knowing my I-F activities so well😆...thussi great ho😎👏
But yes that was all in once upon a time... abb toh I-F Tanda hain.
Big Big wala hug di🤗
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Ishaani
