Game.. post a joke...

Page

Next Last

ana56

@ana56

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

Guys as it s weekend again

so to increase the number of activities

i m here again with new game

Game is simple everyone should post a joke...

RULES

simple rules u can post any joke u like but no bashing plz

so let s start the game...

Edited by ana56 - 12 years ago

Quote

Frequent Posters

ana56

@ana56

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

i m starting...

DOCTOR: Which soap do you use?

PATIENT: Wali khan soap

DOCTOR: Toothpaste?

PATIENT: Wali khan tooth paste

DOCTOR:Shampoo?

PATIENT: Wali khan shampoo

SOCTOR: Is Wali khan an onternational company?

PATIENT: No.. Wali khan is my ROOM-MATE

I live in hostel😆

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

bilqeesbint Nazeer

@billieberry

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You idiot!" the man says, "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Hope u like it I can post another one if u like it. ;)

Quote

ana56

@ana56

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: balaraba
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You idiot!" the man says, "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Hope u like it I can post another one if u like it. ;)

🤣

Quote

ana56

@ana56

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

A man in court room: judge sahab aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hue meri new parosan ne mujhay nahatay huway dekh liya hai...(Your honour.i have nt been insulted like this before in my life my new neighbour(lady) has seen me while i was taking bath)

Judge:tou tum kya chahtay ho?(so what do u want now?)

man: badla janab badla(revenge sir revenge)😲😆

Quote

Zahra

@-Zahra15-

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

A teacher was having his lunch in the canteen when one of his student joined him.

Teacher : tsk tsk tsk, didn't you know that a bird and a pig can never eat together?

Student : yea I didn't realise. Continue with your lunch, I'm flying to somewhere else 😆

Quote

ana56

@ana56

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

TEACHER: Agar aap kay dost aur aapki lover dhob rahay hu tou aap kis ko bachao ge(if ur friend and ur lover are drowning so which one of them have u saved?)

STUDENT: Dhoob janay do dono ko wo dono ek sath kya kar rahay thay😲🤣(let them drown. what were they doing together?)

Quote

Kesha_H.

@Kesha_H.

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: balaraba
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You idiot!" the man says, "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Hope u like it I can post another one if u like it. ;)

What a dumb man 😆

Edited by swaggerchick16 - 12 years ago

Quote

Kesha_H.

@Kesha_H.

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

teacher: does anyone know how we can keep the school clean

me: by staying at home!!

Quote

sallybaby

@sallybaby

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#10

A boy kills a DEER and cooks it...
but doesn't tell his friends what it is.
He gives them a clue
"Its what my girlfriend calls Me"!..

one of his friends screamed:
"Nobody eat it, its dog meat !!!! " 😆

Edited by sallybaby - 12 years ago

Quote

1 2

Game.. post a joke...

Related Topics

Explore Topics