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Kesha_H.

@Kesha_H.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: sallybaby
A boy kills DEER & cooks it &
doesn't tell friends what it is.
He gives a clue
"Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A Friend screamed:
"Nobody eat it, its dog meat !!!! " :D

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snowypatches02

@snowypatches02

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#12

@ all loved all jokes really funny can't stop laughing - LOVELY POST - 😆 🤣 😆

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bilqeesbint Nazeer

@billieberry

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#13

A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE DON'T SWIM"

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thabassum

@Thabassum19

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Posted: 12 years ago

#14

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,

then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

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Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group

members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil

how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",

He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various

technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he

asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "No Need to pay".

Programmer is stunned & says "Why ??"

Devil says

"Calling hell to hell is Free!!! "

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thabassum

@Thabassum19

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Posted: 12 years ago

#15

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.

"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"

"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

"Four," the man replies.

"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

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ana56

@ana56

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Posted: 12 years ago

#16

TEACHER: billi kay itne zyada bachay kyun hoti hai

STUDENT: Ma'm aap bhi agar sarko pe phirti rahenge to aap ki bhi 10, 10 bachay hotay😲🤣

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eva1

@eva1

Explorer

Posted: 12 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: ana56
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Kesha_H.

@Kesha_H.

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#18

sms text message

Dad: Hi. I'm fairly new to facebook. Mind accepting my friend request?

Me: You made a facebook? W*F!!

Dad: what does "W*F" mean?

Me: oh it means welcome to facebook

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