Game.. post a joke... - Page 2

Originally posted by: sallybaby

A boy kills DEER & cooks it &
doesn't tell friends what it is.
He gives a clue
"Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A Friend screamed:
"Nobody eat it, its dog meat !!!! " :D

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@ all loved all jokes really funny can't stop laughing - LOVELY POST - 😆 🤣 😆

A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE DON'T SWIM"

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.

"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"

"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

"Four," the man replies.

"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

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Originally posted by: ana56

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sms text message

Dad: Hi. I'm fairly new to facebook. Mind accepting my friend request?

Me: You made a facebook? W*F!!

Dad: what does "W*F" mean?

Me: oh it means welcome to facebook

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TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?