Movie posters as suggested by Censor Board's new CEO
Published on January 19, 2014by indianpsychoThe newly appointed CEO of the Censor Board, Rakesh Kumar has expressed deep concerns about the content of Bollywood films. He said that while Agneepath was too gory, Shuddh Desi Romance had too much love.
Faking News met with the new CEO and asked how he'd have wanted the movies to be. Here are some alternative movie posters as suggested by him:
Mr. Rakesh Kumar was unhappy with violence depicted in Chennai Express posters. He thought that the above scene should have been the poster as it neither had violence nor intimate posture between a man and a woman. Mr. Kumar suggested that this should be the minimum distance between couples in a romantic movie.
The original poster disturbed the CEO way too much and he found it very vulgar. He proposed the above changes to make it more meaningful and "cleaner". CEO rubbished rumors of him being an AAP member.
CEO is not a big fan of skin show and wanted Katrina to be properly dressed.
Not only Katrina, the CEO insisted that even male actors should be properly dressed.
The new CEO insisted that whenever there was any scene showing enmity, there should be a symbol of peace and friendship too in the poster.
He wanted lead pair to wear helmets and life jackets while driving the scooter in water.
Pareeniti should wear parachute for safety as she is in air
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