Gutter OS : Asad/Ayaan - Gaffur Siddique Why Why

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Whenever i Listen to this song I only Wish Wish Wish Ayaan and Asad singing this for their better halves ๐Ÿคฃ

To Ankie Ki Bacchi : Sadie - |Jail wala Love| Part 2 huya nahi toh kya? Apke liye mere pass Gaffur Siddidque Why Why toh hai ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿค—

Disclaimer : Only for Laughing Purpose. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Please do not try to make sense out of it . Apologies if it hurts anyone's sentiments. ๐Ÿ˜Š Hope Forgiveness is Granted. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Plot Setting

Asad and Ayaan Outside the Lawn of Siddique Mansion. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Zoya and Humera at their Balconies. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Gaffur and Razia at the Door of Siddique Mansion. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Gaffur Angered and Pokered. ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜•

Ayaan and Asad in Majnu Rebellious Mode ๐Ÿ˜ก

Humera and Zoya in Juliet Mode going Over Blushy Blushy

Razia Confused ๐Ÿ˜•

Scene Opens with BROMANCE

Ayaan and Asad hug each other. Ayaan looks at Asad and they exchange their Hi-Fiis and Yea Dooriya Hume Ek Doosre Ko Alag Nahi Kar Sakti Mode ๐Ÿคฃ

Ayaan *excited* : " Are you Ready Bhai? " ๐Ÿ˜‰

Asad *nervous* : 'Yes! Pehele apna collar thik karo. ๐Ÿ˜ก Aur yea IDEAS tumhe kahan se aate hai?" ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Ayaan *chuckles* : "Mat bhooliye Bhaijan Main the Asad Ahmed Khan ka Bhai Hoon" *collars up* ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Asad hits his head and pulls down Ayaan's collar ๐Ÿ˜† and Ayaan giggles. ๐Ÿ˜†

Asad *angered* : "Now Shussh! And lets Get back to Work!' ๐Ÿ˜ก

Ayaan *fits up* : 'Yes Bhaijan! Aj uss bhudaoo ko maza chakhana hi hai!' ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Asad *hits Ayaan's Head* : "Woh apke Sassur hai Ayaan!' ๐Ÿ˜ก

Ayaan *irritated* : "Sassur Hone Apke!" ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

Asad *sadly* : "Haan so toh hai!" ๐Ÿค”

Ayaan giggles ๐Ÿ˜† Asad is Happy and they get back to work. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Scene 2

Humera and Zoya sitting and turning pages of the magazines and looking into the space.

Zoya *sadly* : Mora Saiyaan Mose Bole Naaa ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿฅบ

Humera *sadly* : Main Lakh Jatan Kar Harr Raahii! ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿฅบ

Both together : Mora Saiyaan Mose Bole Naa ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿฅบ

Scene 3

Gaffur and Razia doing Coochie Coo โ˜บ๏ธ

Gaffur *with a Banjo* : Raz mera dil Razia Ho Tum ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Raz Se Hai Door Razia Kahaan? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Laut Ke Aana Hai Yahin Sabko ๐Ÿ˜†

Jaa Rahe Hai Sab Jaao Mere Jaan ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‰

Raziya *in a golden salwaar suit* - Main Kaala Jaddoo Ki Shehzaadi, Main Hoon Har DEAL Pe Chhaayi ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Ho, Main Kaala Jaadoo Ki Shehzaadi, Main Hoon Har DEAL Pe Chhaayi ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Bhayanak Hai Meri Zulfein, Billi Meri Angdaai ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi, Ho Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Kehte Hain Mujhko Raaz Hai Kitne Chupaaiye! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Scene 4

Comes Asad's Bliss Fully Lyrical Voice from a far off place.

Ho frontier pe tere, aaya hai jawaan

Ayaan joins him in his Brass Voice and a binocular at his eyes searching for Humera

Doorbeen se taake woh apna nishaan

Both the Brothers sing in Union.

Hey frontier pe tere, aaya hai jawaan
Doorbeen se taake woh apna nishaan


Hearing their Beloved's voices, Zoya and Humera ki Saas Mein Teri Saas Mili Toh Mujhse Saas Ayyi Mujhe Saas Ayii. They run to the balconies, and throw flowers at their beloved which their better halves catch in a miraculously amazing way. The commotion awakens Gaffur and Razia from their Lovey Dovey Doings and the run out to see Asad and Ayaan in their Lawn singing for his daughters.

Ayaan starts. O.. Siddique Siddique tell me, tell me, how? how?

Asad : O.. Siddique Siddique tell me, tell me, how? how?

Asad and Ayaan looking at Zoya and Humera Respectively : Ho Ladki teri Taj Mahal si hum kare wow wow ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿคช

Humera and Zoya throw more flowers in ecstatic joy โ˜บ๏ธ as Gaffur gets Angry. ๐Ÿ˜ก Humera and Zoya blush. โ˜บ๏ธ

Asad : Kyun hone na de, ban.ne na de Hamari Begam ko dulhan ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Asad and Ayaan together : Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Najma and Nujhat and Nikhat comes from no where and start in their Narrative Monologues.



Ladka aur Ladki raazi
Phir bhi naa maane Qazi
Ye zidd na chhodein
Ye dil ko todein
Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de
In dono ko dulhan


Everybody in Union - Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜•
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ก

Asad - Purana chaawal tu ๐Ÿ˜›

Everybody - haay haay ๐Ÿ˜†

Ayaan - Nayi biryani hum ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Everybody - haay haay ๐Ÿ˜†

Ayaan - Middle mein dekho kaise murgi phadphadati hai ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ

Asad - Tera toh ho gaya ๐Ÿ˜›

Everybody - haay haay ๐Ÿ˜†

Ayaan - Hum se kyun jalta hai ๐Ÿค”

Everybody - haay haay ๐Ÿ˜†

Both the Brothers Together winking at each other as - Humko maloom teri Fiat kahaan jaati hai ๐Ÿ˜‰

Kisi ko pata chala toh B - O - W bow bow ๐Ÿ˜‰

Razia elbows Gaffur. Gaffur looks at her and shushes her.

Everyone in Union sing Kisi ko pata chala toh B O W bow bow ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de In dono ko dulhan ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ก

Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay๐Ÿ˜ก
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Asad - Haaye nigaahein tadpofy ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Ayaan - Hai armaan bhadkofy ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ˜บ๏ธ

Asad Ayaan Together - Beautiful baby teri Apne parlour aane de ๐Ÿ˜ณ โ˜บ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘

Asad *looking at his white hair* - Jawaani dekho fly ๐Ÿ˜ญ Hai kab se hum toh try ๐Ÿฅบ

Everybody - Family mein do couple ko tu jaane de ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Everybody in Union as the Couple have an Eye Lock - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ‘

Humera and Zoya together - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Everyone including Razia together - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ‘

Ayaan gets fed up and goes - Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de ๐Ÿ˜ก
Zoya ko dulhan ๐Ÿ˜ก

Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐Ÿ˜ก

Gaffur goes frustrated. Razia tries to convince him, He leaves in Anger shutting the door on the boys' face. The girls shyly go into their rooms Waving a Bye to the beloveds.

Asad *pulls Ayaan's ear* : Mere ROLE ka gala ghot dala tune! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ˜ก

Ayaan *cheekily* : Apka koi ROLE tha bhi iss show mein? ๐Ÿคฃ


= = = = = = = The End = = = = =

NOTE " I haven't got time yet to watch OUATM2 yet ๐Ÿ˜† I JUST LOVE this song. And want the Khaan Khaandan and The Siddique Khaandaan to perform on it ๐Ÿ˜†. Zee Rishtey? December? ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜†

Maaro Joote. Size 7 and please Tamater nahi. Pyaaz pheknaa ๐Ÿคฃ


For More Works of Fictions Do Have A Look At My Index ๐Ÿ˜ณ



๐Ÿ˜†Ankie


A friendly reminder, KARAN SINGH GROVER will always be MY ASAD AHMED KHAN and SURBHI JYOTI as ZOYA FAROOQI in my FICTIONS, rest is up to you readers, You can imagine anybody my leads to be as, I assure you I will not have a problem with that. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Edited by MisHumptyDumpty - 11 years ago


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Posted: 12 years ago
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I could tell you're really bored ๐Ÿคฃ
Where does this come from??

Awesome post
Gaffur...๐Ÿคฃ


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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ LMAO !!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜†
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NO i WAS NOT BORED Far ๐Ÿ˜†
I was thinking of this for a long time. I am glad i WROTE it down ๐Ÿคฃ
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Ankie tu bilkul pagal hai ๐Ÿคช
but the love ur idea awsm hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ
ok den post on zee tv official site or f32 and ask dem to perform on dec
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Originally posted by: angleI8383

Ankie tu bilkul pagal hai ๐Ÿคช

but the love ur idea awsm hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ
ok den post on zee tv official site or f32 and ask dem to perform on dec


Do naay they listen to you ๐Ÿ˜ญ Hum hai hi kaun ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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And you my dear are on some other tangent today ๐Ÿ˜† Nautanki
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This is hilarious!!

Now I want ZEE to make a comedy show with QH cast..๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 12 years ago
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This just shows how much my ammi loves me :') :') :')

Haaye pyaali sadieee ki ammiieee ankieee ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿค—

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PS - Jail wala love will continue to remain EPIC! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Originally posted by: s120

And you my dear are on some other tangent today ๐Ÿ˜† Nautanki

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