Whenever i Listen to this song I only Wish Wish Wish Ayaan and Asad singing this for their better halves ๐คฃ
To Ankie Ki Bacchi : Sadie - |Jail wala Love| Part 2 huya nahi toh kya? Apke liye mere pass Gaffur Siddidque Why Why toh hai ๐คฃ ๐ค
Disclaimer : Only for Laughing Purpose. ๐ Please do not try to make sense out of it . Apologies if it hurts anyone's sentiments. ๐ Hope Forgiveness is Granted. ๐
Plot Setting
Asad and Ayaan Outside the Lawn of Siddique Mansion. ๐ Zoya and Humera at their Balconies. ๐ Gaffur and Razia at the Door of Siddique Mansion. ๐
Gaffur Angered and Pokered. ๐ก ๐
Ayaan and Asad in Majnu Rebellious Mode ๐ก
Humera and Zoya in Juliet Mode going Over Blushy Blushy
Razia Confused ๐
Scene Opens with BROMANCE
Ayaan and Asad hug each other. Ayaan looks at Asad and they exchange their Hi-Fiis and Yea Dooriya Hume Ek Doosre Ko Alag Nahi Kar Sakti Mode ๐คฃ
Ayaan *excited* : " Are you Ready Bhai? " ๐
Asad *nervous* : 'Yes! Pehele apna collar thik karo. ๐ก Aur yea IDEAS tumhe kahan se aate hai?" ๐ฒ
Ayaan *chuckles* : "Mat bhooliye Bhaijan Main the Asad Ahmed Khan ka Bhai Hoon" *collars up* ๐
Asad hits his head and pulls down Ayaan's collar ๐ and Ayaan giggles. ๐
Asad *angered* : "Now Shussh! And lets Get back to Work!' ๐ก
Ayaan *fits up* : 'Yes Bhaijan! Aj uss bhudaoo ko maza chakhana hi hai!' ๐ก ๐
Asad *hits Ayaan's Head* : "Woh apke Sassur hai Ayaan!' ๐ก
Ayaan *irritated* : "Sassur Hone Apke!" ๐ ๐
Asad *sadly* : "Haan so toh hai!" ๐ค
Ayaan giggles ๐ Asad is Happy and they get back to work. ๐ ๐
Scene 2
Humera and Zoya sitting and turning pages of the magazines and looking into the space.
Zoya *sadly* : Mora Saiyaan Mose Bole Naaa ๐ญ ๐ฅบ
Humera *sadly* : Main Lakh Jatan Kar Harr Raahii! ๐ญ ๐ฅบ
Both together : Mora Saiyaan Mose Bole Naa ๐ญ ๐ฅบ
Scene 3
Gaffur and Razia doing Coochie Coo โบ๏ธ
Gaffur *with a Banjo* : Raz mera dil Razia Ho Tum ๐ณ
Raz Se Hai Door Razia Kahaan? ๐ณ
Laut Ke Aana Hai Yahin Sabko ๐
Jaa Rahe Hai Sab Jaao Mere Jaan ๐ ๐
Raziya *in a golden salwaar suit* - Main Kaala Jaddoo Ki Shehzaadi, Main Hoon Har DEAL Pe Chhaayi ๐ ๐ณ
Ho, Main Kaala Jaadoo Ki Shehzaadi, Main Hoon Har DEAL Pe Chhaayi ๐ ๐ณ
Bhayanak Hai Meri Zulfein, Billi Meri Angdaai ๐ณ
Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi, Ho Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi ๐ ๐ ๐ณ
Kehte Hain Mujhko Raaz Hai Kitne Chupaaiye! ๐
Scene 4
Comes Asad's Bliss Fully Lyrical Voice from a far off place.
Ho frontier pe tere, aaya hai jawaan
Ayaan joins him in his Brass Voice and a binocular at his eyes searching for Humera
Doorbeen se taake woh apna nishaan
Both the Brothers sing in Union.
Hey frontier pe tere, aaya hai jawaan
Doorbeen se taake woh apna nishaan
Hearing their Beloved's voices, Zoya and Humera ki Saas Mein Teri Saas Mili Toh Mujhse Saas Ayyi Mujhe Saas Ayii. They run to the balconies, and throw flowers at their beloved which their better halves catch in a miraculously amazing way. The commotion awakens Gaffur and Razia from their Lovey Dovey Doings and the run out to see Asad and Ayaan in their Lawn singing for his daughters.
Ayaan starts. O.. Siddique Siddique tell me, tell me, how? how?
Asad : O.. Siddique Siddique tell me, tell me, how? how?
Asad and Ayaan looking at Zoya and Humera Respectively : Ho Ladki teri Taj Mahal si hum kare wow wow ๐ณ ๐คช
Humera and Zoya throw more flowers in ecstatic joy โบ๏ธ as Gaffur gets Angry. ๐ก Humera and Zoya blush. โบ๏ธ
Asad : Kyun hone na de, ban.ne na de Hamari Begam ko dulhan ๐ก ๐ญ
Asad and Ayaan together : Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay ๐ก ๐ ๐ญ
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐ก ๐ ๐ญ
Najma and Nujhat and Nikhat comes from no where and start in their Narrative Monologues.
Ladka aur Ladki raazi
Phir bhi naa maane Qazi
Ye zidd na chhodein
Ye dil ko todein
Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de
In dono ko dulhan
Everybody in Union - Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay ๐ก ๐
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐ ๐ก
Asad - Purana chaawal tu ๐
Everybody - haay haay ๐
Ayaan - Nayi biryani hum ๐
Everybody - haay haay ๐
Ayaan - Middle mein dekho kaise murgi phadphadati hai ๐๐ผ
Asad - Tera toh ho gaya ๐
Everybody - haay haay ๐
Ayaan - Hum se kyun jalta hai ๐ค
Everybody - haay haay ๐
Both the Brothers Together winking at each other as - Humko maloom teri Fiat kahaan jaati hai ๐
Kisi ko pata chala toh B - O - W bow bow ๐
Razia elbows Gaffur. Gaffur looks at her and shushes her.
Everyone in Union sing Kisi ko pata chala toh B O W bow bow ๐ ๐
Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de In dono ko dulhan ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ก
Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay๐ก
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐ญ
Asad - Haaye nigaahein tadpofy ๐ญ
Ayaan - Hai armaan bhadkofy ๐ญ โบ๏ธ
Asad Ayaan Together - Beautiful baby teri Apne parlour aane de ๐ณ โบ๏ธ ๐
Asad *looking at his white hair* - Jawaani dekho fly ๐ญ Hai kab se hum toh try ๐ฅบ
Everybody - Family mein do couple ko tu jaane de ๐ญ ๐ญ
Everybody in Union as the Couple have an Eye Lock - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now ๐ ๐ก ๐
Humera and Zoya together - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now ๐ณ
Everyone including Razia together - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now ๐ ๐ณ ๐
Ayaan gets fed up and goes - Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de ๐ก
Zoya ko dulhan ๐ก
Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay ๐ก
Gaffur goes frustrated. Razia tries to convince him, He leaves in Anger shutting the door on the boys' face. The girls shyly go into their rooms Waving a Bye to the beloveds.
Asad *pulls Ayaan's ear* : Mere ROLE ka gala ghot dala tune! ๐๐ผ ๐ก
Ayaan *cheekily* : Apka koi ROLE tha bhi iss show mein? ๐คฃ
= = = = = = = The End = = = = =
NOTE " I haven't got time yet to watch OUATM2 yet ๐ I JUST LOVE this song. And want the Khaan Khaandan and The Siddique Khaandaan to perform on it ๐. Zee Rishtey? December? ๐ณ ๐
Maaro Joote. Size 7 and please Tamater nahi. Pyaaz pheknaa ๐คฃ
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๐Ankie
A friendly reminder, KARAN SINGH GROVER will always be MY ASAD AHMED KHAN and SURBHI JYOTI as ZOYA FAROOQI in my FICTIONS, rest is up to you readers, You can imagine anybody my leads to be as, I assure you I will not have a problem with that. ๐ณ