Gutter OS : Asad/Ayaan - Gaffur Siddique Why Why

Whenever i Listen to this song I only Wish Wish Wish Ayaan and Asad singing this for their better halves 🤣

To Ankie Ki Bacchi : Sadie - |Jail wala Love| Part 2 huya nahi toh kya? Apke liye mere pass Gaffur Siddidque Why Why toh hai 🤣 🤗

Disclaimer : Only for Laughing Purpose. 😃 Please do not try to make sense out of it . Apologies if it hurts anyone's sentiments. 😊 Hope Forgiveness is Granted. 😊

Plot Setting

Asad and Ayaan Outside the Lawn of Siddique Mansion. 😃 Zoya and Humera at their Balconies. 😃 Gaffur and Razia at the Door of Siddique Mansion. 😃

Gaffur Angered and Pokered. 😡 😕

Ayaan and Asad in Majnu Rebellious Mode 😡

Humera and Zoya in Juliet Mode going Over Blushy Blushy

Razia Confused 😕

Scene Opens with BROMANCE

Ayaan and Asad hug each other. Ayaan looks at Asad and they exchange their Hi-Fiis and Yea Dooriya Hume Ek Doosre Ko Alag Nahi Kar Sakti Mode 🤣

Ayaan *excited* : " Are you Ready Bhai? " 😉

Asad *nervous* : 'Yes! Pehele apna collar thik karo. 😡 Aur yea IDEAS tumhe kahan se aate hai?" 😲

Ayaan *chuckles* : "Mat bhooliye Bhaijan Main the Asad Ahmed Khan ka Bhai Hoon" *collars up* 😎

Asad hits his head and pulls down Ayaan's collar 😆 and Ayaan giggles. 😆

Asad *angered* : "Now Shussh! And lets Get back to Work!' 😡

Ayaan *fits up* : 'Yes Bhaijan! Aj uss bhudaoo ko maza chakhana hi hai!' 😡 😎

Asad *hits Ayaan's Head* : "Woh apke Sassur hai Ayaan!' 😡

Ayaan *irritated* : "Sassur Hone Apke!" 😆 😆

Asad *sadly* : "Haan so toh hai!" 🤔

Ayaan giggles 😆 Asad is Happy and they get back to work. 😉 😎

Scene 2

Humera and Zoya sitting and turning pages of the magazines and looking into the space.

Zoya *sadly* : Mora Saiyaan Mose Bole Naaa 😭 🥺

Humera *sadly* : Main Lakh Jatan Kar Harr Raahii! 😭 🥺

Both together : Mora Saiyaan Mose Bole Naa 😭 🥺

Scene 3

Gaffur and Razia doing Coochie Coo ☺️

Gaffur *with a Banjo* : Raz mera dil Razia Ho Tum 😳

Raz Se Hai Door Razia Kahaan? 😳

Laut Ke Aana Hai Yahin Sabko 😆

Jaa Rahe Hai Sab Jaao Mere Jaan 😆 😉

Raziya *in a golden salwaar suit* - Main Kaala Jaddoo Ki Shehzaadi, Main Hoon Har DEAL Pe Chhaayi 😉 😳

Ho, Main Kaala Jaadoo Ki Shehzaadi, Main Hoon Har DEAL Pe Chhaayi 😉 😳

Bhayanak Hai Meri Zulfein, Billi Meri Angdaai 😳

Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi, Ho Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi 😆 😉 😳

Kehte Hain Mujhko Raaz Hai Kitne Chupaaiye! 😉

Scene 4

Comes Asad's Bliss Fully Lyrical Voice from a far off place.

Ho frontier pe tere, aaya hai jawaan

Ayaan joins him in his Brass Voice and a binocular at his eyes searching for Humera

Doorbeen se taake woh apna nishaan

Both the Brothers sing in Union.

Hey frontier pe tere, aaya hai jawaan
Doorbeen se taake woh apna nishaan

Hearing their Beloved's voices, Zoya and Humera ki Saas Mein Teri Saas Mili Toh Mujhse Saas Ayyi Mujhe Saas Ayii. They run to the balconies, and throw flowers at their beloved which their better halves catch in a miraculously amazing way. The commotion awakens Gaffur and Razia from their Lovey Dovey Doings and the run out to see Asad and Ayaan in their Lawn singing for his daughters.

Ayaan starts. O.. Siddique Siddique tell me, tell me, how? how?

Asad : O.. Siddique Siddique tell me, tell me, how? how?

Asad and Ayaan looking at Zoya and Humera Respectively : Ho Ladki teri Taj Mahal si hum kare wow wow 😳 🤪

Humera and Zoya throw more flowers in ecstatic joy ☺️ as Gaffur gets Angry. 😡 Humera and Zoya blush. ☺️

Asad : Kyun hone na de, ban.ne na de Hamari Begam ko dulhan 😡 😭

Asad and Ayaan together : Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay 😡 😕 😭
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay 😡 😕 😭

Najma and Nujhat and Nikhat comes from no where and start in their Narrative Monologues.

Ladka aur Ladki raazi
Phir bhi naa maane Qazi
Ye zidd na chhodein
Ye dil ko todein
Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de
In dono ko dulhan

Everybody in Union - Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay 😡 😕
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay 😕 😡

Asad - Purana chaawal tu 😛

Everybody - haay haay 😆

Ayaan - Nayi biryani hum 😎

Everybody - haay haay 😆

Ayaan - Middle mein dekho kaise murgi phadphadati hai 👎🏼

Asad - Tera toh ho gaya 😛

Everybody - haay haay 😆

Ayaan - Hum se kyun jalta hai 🤔

Everybody - haay haay 😆

Both the Brothers Together winking at each other as - Humko maloom teri Fiat kahaan jaati hai 😉

Kisi ko pata chala toh B - O - W bow bow 😉

Razia elbows Gaffur. Gaffur looks at her and shushes her.

Everyone in Union sing Kisi ko pata chala toh B O W bow bow 😉 😛

Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de In dono ko dulhan 😭 😭 😡

Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay😡
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay 😭

Asad - Haaye nigaahein tadpofy 😭

Ayaan - Hai armaan bhadkofy 😭 ☺️

Asad Ayaan Together - Beautiful baby teri Apne parlour aane de 😳 ☺️ 👏

Asad *looking at his white hair* - Jawaani dekho fly 😭 Hai kab se hum toh try 🥺

Everybody - Family mein do couple ko tu jaane de 😭 😭

Everybody in Union as the Couple have an Eye Lock - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now 😃 😡 👏

Humera and Zoya together - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now 😳

Everyone including Razia together - Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now 😃 😳 👏

Ayaan gets fed up and goes - Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de 😡
Zoya ko dulhan 😡

Gaffur Siddique Hamare pyar ka dushman haay haay
Mere Bhai ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay 😡

Gaffur goes frustrated. Razia tries to convince him, He leaves in Anger shutting the door on the boys' face. The girls shyly go into their rooms Waving a Bye to the beloveds.

Asad *pulls Ayaan's ear* : Mere ROLE ka gala ghot dala tune! 👎🏼 😡

Ayaan *cheekily* : Apka koi ROLE tha bhi iss show mein? 🤣

= = = = = = = The End = = = = =

NOTE " I haven't got time yet to watch OUATM2 yet 😆 I JUST LOVE this song. And want the Khaan Khaandan and The Siddique Khaandaan to perform on it 😆. Zee Rishtey? December? 😳 😆

Maaro Joote. Size 7 and please Tamater nahi. Pyaaz pheknaa 🤣

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A friendly reminder, KARAN SINGH GROVER will always be MY ASAD AHMED KHAN and SURBHI JYOTI as ZOYA FAROOQI in my FICTIONS, rest is up to you readers, You can imagine anybody my leads to be as, I assure you I will not have a problem with that. 😳

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