SS~ROMEO+LAILA -Part 10/pg-24 @ 16FEB2014

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Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 1

(Hi guys🤗, I am back

Wait guys inta uhcal kiu rahe ho I am not running anywhere😆

Phele Kuch tho hello sello tho bolo only I am saying: p😛

I know guy's u all r eagerly waiting for the story ab bakwaas band, Hey u all know Hindi na, becoz here will many words in Hindi, even I don't know that much Hindi but I will use here all my little knowledge 'A little learning is dangerous thing'😆 and lot of Hindi movies name even I didn't see many of them just Google it, so let's begin with the story of)

'ROMEO+LAILA'

Once upon a time (is this too much old, not at all guys this is 21^st century story, y every time prince and princess stories should have once, this is my story it should always hattke, so I prefer once) 'Once upon a time in a Mumbai' in a hotel a big ceremony is organized children are dangerous mood running here and there, punch anyone, broke anythingnone will say anything, as if they r out of prison, full freedom, and elder r busy in their gossiping for them mast place because they need a place where they can backbiting, cursing, bitching each other names 'this boy is having affair, that girl run away with boy all this nonsense stuff'( it is their personal matter, y do u have stuck ur nose on it, can't u mind ur own business) .One more thing without the food ceremony is nothing to them eating and cursing a good combination. For what reason the ceremony is there they give damn 'food should be good'.

(Whoops I forget to tell u what ceremony is going on, ok, ok) Engagement ceremony is going on where too lovey dovey couple just bonded in engagement and in a few days they will get married what more they want they will become better half forever.(hai, main marjawa, kiski nazar nahi lag jaye in dono ka)

The boy intense gaze on the girl(OMG! Don't give that look, if u give look I will also fall) and girl is blushing like hell all the colour visible on her cheeks cherry, tomato, rose(agar inta blush blush hona hi tha than what is use of makeup, huh!)

And top of that he is not leaving 1 chance of the situation to tease her she is giving look people r there 'kuch tho saram karo.' (hai!)

He slightly bends to her ear whisper 'Saram! Ok really! Shall we go corner tab dektha ho kaun jada besharm ho jata hai If I become 1 second late to take off shirt u became sherni' (ahem!☺️Ahem! ☺️Oh God both r not less then one)

'Ha!' Girl mouth full 'o' shaped give smacked his arm and hides her face on his chest

'So what do u think, shall we'

She is looking at him awe is he serious or what

'Don't give me that look or otherwise I will eat u now' (guys have some shame, can't u see people. Oh actually people r busy in eating, so no problem continue)

(Hey guys! Something is burning *sniff* guys seriously something is burning *sniff* *sniff* guys not food something else. oh shit! I forget to tell u sorry sorry, actually burning smell is coming from the two corners, guys bring water, ice, or call fire brigade or otherwise his hall will burn with their gaze)

'Ek ladka Ek ladki' both are burning in fire becoz they are unhappy with this engagement and top of their romancing is working like adding a fuel in the scorching fire. (Y they r unhappy? Wait guys I will tell the reason inta jaldi kya hai, just now story started)

The male is standing in the east < & other female is one the west > (guys don't get confused with east and west, for me its east & west and for u right and left, c simple)

They both stop the waiter took the soft beverage glass & drink it in one gulp jaise koi 1 shot hai & again they took one more glass and waiter is looking them at awe. (Hey guys this is not club, that u r drinking like 1 shot)

'kya hai' both said in angry glare waiter nodded nothing 'toh mera moh kiu dehka rahe ho, mera samne se daffa hou' (y u r shouting on becaras, if u drink like everyone will stare like this)

Now male start walking to west > and female start walking on the east < (guys don't u think opposite kuch attraction jada hota hai na, like magnet)

'How she can do this 'ek ajnabee' se engagement kar li' male said angrily

'Exactly how he can do this, I am his childhood best friend' female also said angrily(hey guys with whom u r talking I can't see anyone, agar ase hawa se bath koroge toh log tumhe pagal keye gah)

'dou din bhi nahi hua usse yah aye huye' boy

'Or mera jayega ley liya' girl

'ase khabhi nahi ho sakta I know her better than him, everything' boy

'Likes, dislikes all things about him, mujhse behatar koi uska liye' girl

'Hoie nahi sakta, wo 'bazigaar' tara a jaye'

'And she will take him from me, never'

'Never ever this will happen, I will never let them become 'life partner''

''tell me oh Khuda' what I will do now'

'Chill dude'

' y u r getting hyper till now they haven't get married so we have time, so' female gave devilish smile and looked up ''Oh my God', thank u thank u'

'God tussi great ho' male looked up (stop! Stop! Hey u boy, u girl, Guys listen! Listen to me once, yeh to gaya, guys close ur eyes, whoops!)

*BAM!*

(Isshhh guys how many times I tried to warn u but u didn't listen to me, if u look up and walk this will happen, look guys I am giving u free advice, if I take money so u won't listen to me, from the next how much u got excited don't look up and walk so next time be careful.

eeeOk guys, m leaving

Y u r giving me that look

So small and u can't leave us in cliff hanger just say the name of male and female

'Nahin Nahin, Abhi Nahin
Abhi Karo Intezaar'if I tell u everything than who will listen my bakwass from next time huh! tell me tell me,

So for today this much, guys pakka next update will be before going vacation, I will tell the name don't be cohhh sad

U know na I can't see u sad

'Chal juta'😆

Jut hi sai, just a little bit smile, 😃yeh hui na baat,😳 now ur turn do I have to say every time comment and press the like button.

Fatima❤️)

PS. Hey dearies, don't take anything by heart, many things I wrote just for fun, nothing else.Help me with movie name 😆

Disclaimer: This is just a fiction. Any names, characters, occupation and places of residence, incidents are all my imagination. Any resemblance to any profession, any similar scene to any other fiction or actual events is purely spontaneous.

Part 2

(Hi guys

Whats up?

No more talk salk let's start with the story)

*BAM!*

They both bang each other (isssh guys jorse toh nahi lagi na, huh! R u okay na)

(Huh mere akee fati ki fati reh gayi, I thought they will groan in pain here opposite)

Before girl hit the floor the boy catch her snaking his arm around her waist.(Huh, what happen, every time in TV serial and movies Hero save heroine and here reverse)

They totally lost in each other orbs, in other world

(Guys what do u think which world r they, I think hey r 'Alice in wonderland' world )

Background music start playing, wind start blowing (oh god! Where is fan come from? All this wonder goes to air conditioner)

(How romantic, what's wrong with me, guys stop it this is not 4 u, ur hero or heroine they r romancing over there, and u r romancing with strangers, kuch tho saram karo)

Suddenly their mind reverse like cassette couples r romancing , drinking, swearing , walking and *BAM* (so they remember, I thought wo ho gaya)

First girl broke out from revive and waved hand in front of his face 'Oye hello! Mr Romeo I am not ur Juliet, that u r holding like this, leave me' she tried to struggle to free herself 'otherwise I will punch in eyes and ur all the teeth will come out'

(Wait how come u punch on eyes and ur teeth will come out)

And boy leave her straighten himself and made her stand on foot 'and Miss Laila I am not ur Majnu that u will trip on me, every time Manjnu will come and save u from falling'

(Ok guys let me introduced with Romeo & Laila)

So Mr Romeo is great business tycoon Maan Singh Khurana.

And Miss Laila is Interior designer Geet Handa.

They both came here to attend their childhood best friend engagement party.

Maan Singh Khurana best friend Khushi kumari Gupta.

&

Geet Handa best friend Arnav Singh Raizada.

(Huh! How this cross connection)

Geet is now sherni mood first she is damn upset with the engagement on now this guy 'oh hello, Mr Romeo I didn't trip on u, u r the first who is keeping eyes on pocket like zombie and walking' she start brushing her dress all the juice spill on her dress 'kaise kaise log chale atteh hain'

(now where did this zombie come from)

Maan listen everything how dare she to say him such thing'what the hell! And Miss Laila r u out of mind I am not zombie who will keep eyes on pocket and walk, u got it and my eyes r right place and it is perfectly f9' he said proudly' wait which movie u have seen that zombie is keeping eyes on the pocket and walking'

Geet just blurt out like this in anger and now she don't to became embarrassed in front of stranger 'what do u think without seeing movies I am telling, I have seen in the movie that's y I am telling and I never tell lie'

Suddenly song start playing 'jhooth bole, jhooth bole kauwa kaate, kale kauwa se dariyo' (DG kya timing, hat's off Geet u r gone) DG mistakenly played the song

Maan cross his arm above the chest and raised his eyebrows(lair lair pants on fire)

She got caught in red handed 'he, he, he' she thought ' 'this time they got to play this, if I get DG I will give him 'Mirtudand' in the meantime DG already stopped the song

Maan is adamant he is not going leave her easily 'so tell me the name of the movie'

Geet said with an attitude 'ok now I don't remember when I will recall first of all I will say u, and now I don't have mood to talk with blind people' she start going 4rm there

He stopped her 'wait what did u say blind, if I am blind than u r more blind than me, that ur 4 aliens eyes r not enough to see me' he said raising his eyebrows

(I think zombie vs alien debate competition chal raha hey, ok guys let c who will win zombie or alien, cheer up with me zombie zombie alien alien)

'Ha, alien eyes' Geet jaw fell open 'r u drunk or something, ur everything is looking double double' she said scornfully

'I am in full conscious, nobody had told u before 2 is God's gifted, 2 is fake, 2+2= 4, 4 eyes only alien has not human' he waved his in air nothing-is-there-in brain. Geet wear spectacles when she have headache not permanent.

(Maan which 1 do u have problem real 1 or the fake 1)

She removed her spectacles 'How dare to say my eyes r like Alien and alien never has 4 eyes' today whatever happen she is going to teach him lesson.

Maan has seen but don't remember which movie now & he is not gonna bow head in front of this arrogant girl, with attitude he spoke out' 'i have seen in the movie alien has 4 eyes'

'Oh really' she said with the gritting her teeth 'ok tell me the movie name'

'i am not like u, ok, I remember it is Alien Vs Monster' (this is big lie, this is 'Alien Vs Predator' not Monster')

Suddenly song stat playing 'golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai, golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai' once again mistaken by DG

Now Maan give a cheesy smile'he, he, he' he thought ''let me get this DG I will 'Murder' him on the spot' (Maan to toh gaya kaam se)

Geet is give look lair lair pants on fire

She thought 'wait something is wrong with the monsters, maybe I have seen it but 4 eyes & monsters no, something is fishy with title'

He knows that this girl will not leave him easily, before Geet could reply Maan said 'If you don't believe just check it in the Internet u will get it'

He looked at her she is confusedand thought 'maybe it can be but, no no I will never let him win'

(Guys tum log neh kya kasam kakee rakha hai that u will never loss in life)

Maan said 'Miss Laila u should be thankful to me that I have saved u from falling, & didn't anybody teach u how to say thank u'

Geet is fuming furiously 'thank u and that 2 u, my foot, first go and learn how to talk with female, & I have never seen despicable like u' she raised her index finger

'What did u say 'Despicable Me'!' he also raised his index finger and grabs her index finger

(I think now world war III will start but not with sword or gun it will with the finger, oh GOD plz save us)

Maan said 'Than u r 'Ghost''

(I think guys now some bomb is going to blast )

Geet said 'U r 'Hulk'' (wait guys yeh chal kya raha hai )'U r 'Boothnath' Maan said

'U r 'Evil' () 'than u r '1920 evil return'

'Anaconda' (musjhe ab tension ho rahi hai ) 'The king Kong'

'Ra.1' (guy now enough ) 'Resident evil'

'Whatever worst thing r there U r everything'

'U' (guys) 'U'

'U' (Guys ) 'U'

'U' (GUY, STOP I.T.T. T.TT.TT.TT.TT.TT.TT.TT.T )

'Huh!' 'Huh!' both huffed and tuned there face opposite

Again one is facing in east< and other on west >

(*huff* guys what was this, as if I was watching live WWF match, first meeting,I thought they fall in first sight love, they love will blossom , and then ahem ☺️ahem☺️,

But here at the first meeting they start 'tu tu main main'

Guys' ab in logoki tu tu main main dehke mujhe ab chakar aa raha hai

Guys i should leave now

Next update after vacation this was my last update

love u all

Fatima ❤️)

Disclaimer: This is just a fiction. Any names, characters, occupation and places of residence, incidents are all my imagination. Any resemblance to any profession, any similar scene to any other fiction or actual events is purely spontaneous.

Originally posted by: spvd

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Originally posted by: Miss.Perfectiie

Lovely

Part 3

(Duniya mein logon ne dil apane phir thame

Aaya hoon lekar main phir kitne hangaame

Zara dekho kaun aa gaya hai

Zamaane pe jo chha gaya hai

Jami jispe sab nigaahen

Khuli kiski khaatir hai baahen

Aasia dldaar aaya hai kaun

Muhko pehchaan lo main hoon kaun

Guy's meee!!!!!!

Fatima

What's up?

After long time, hain na

Wait!

y r u giving that confusing look

How dare u to forget me?

Didn't I tell u not to forget me then how huh!

Chalo coro

I was really missing u guys

Did I?

Yep guys no doubt at all

chal juti'

Seriously GUYS I was missing u guys

But now I missing my country kara karo dil hain ki manta hi nahi

Missing missing bohut ho gaya

Ab Romeo+Laila peh chale

Yepi!

Wait where did I stop da story?

Even I forget

How can u forget u know the story

Guys jab tumhe yaad nahi hain to mujhe kya yaad rehe ga

Ok I remembered

They was fighting anaconda, hulk etc etc... and then turn their face opposite east and west)

Both Maan and Geet start walking opposite but this time their blood like bubbling like volcano (I think ice is required to cool down temperature, if I have known this u will fight like little kid I would never let them met)

'What does he think of himself huh?' Geet said angrily 'Alien'

'Zombie, how dare to say me that thing' Maan said with gritting teeth

Both are so much engrossed in their thought not actually thought actually how to take revenge from each other. (First of all u both guys again start cursing)

'First of all one hinder wasn't enough he' Geet said to herself 'that boy'

'That girl made my mood off' Maan said to himself

(sudar jou, sudar jou Guys u will never listen to me again u r talking to yourself)

'ek tho chori uppar se shena jori, I should have given punchon the spot than he would have remember whom he had met' (oh God still she is punching mood, ok chori means robber na, its common na, pocket robbery, house robbery, it's a common issue but what is connection with Maan)

' aj kal tho bahle ki zamna nahi raha, I shouldn't save her from falling, instead of saving, falling was better when everyone would make fun of her, then only she would realized her fault' (u r also regretting for saving her, tum log ko kya hoga; bahle means goodness na, u tell me guys where is goodness in this society, corruption in government, business in hospital, adulterant in food, something I think our body had become so much poisoned, if they give the authentic food we will get stomach ache. Even we didn't left God, during result time y we pray to God have u ever think about it, yep u r right, if u make us pass with a good mark, we will keep fast, we will regular pray, see here we also bribing God with fast and pray, but at least this is good by bribing we r remembering Him)

Suddenly they both bumped on someone (Whoops! Again they bumped, I think takrana inka bimari hai)

'You!' both stunned

'Yep Me' Arnav smile to Geet

'Why you were expecting someone else?' Khushi said to Maan with smile

'Nope' both Arnav and Khushi said to Maan and Geet

'Where were you? I am looking for u' Arnav said to Geet 'and what happen to ur dress'

Maan said to Khushi thinking of the incident 'On the middle of the road I meet 1 alien'

'That zombie did this' Geet said to Arnav

(Guys how many name u r giving first Romeo & Laila and now zombie & alien and what else is there ur god knows)

Arnav frowned 'zombie' -- 'Alien' Khushi confused

'Yep, who keep eyes on pocket and walk' Geet -- 'who has 4 eyes still can't see' Maan

Both r cursing each other to the respective partner Arnav and Khushi, they r also confused what they talking .

(becara Khushi and Arnav chu, chu, thank God u didn't see the tom & jerry fight, otherwise mera jo halat hui thi, puchi maat)

'So where is he' Maan asked Khushi about Arnav.

'Oh Arnav' Khushi blushed (may be Maan is thinking what is there for so much blushing, girls Unbelievable!) 'he went looking 4 his friend'

'Oh' Maan sighed and thought ' let me get his 1 weakness, I will throw him out of your life'

'And my path will full clear, he will be mine forever.' Geet thought

(yeh donu toh safay karne tule hai)

'Hey' Khushi waved her hand in front of Maan 'where have you been lost'

Nothing' Geet replied to Arnav

'Ok make this mess clean'Khushi point to his shirt he nodded '1 more thing there is no sign female and male, right male and left female, be careful'

'Ok' Geet give assurance to Arnav's warning.

(First of all I don't any1 to go to washroom, if the face again this time tsunami will come)

Both Maan and Geet left toward washroom

(Their each step is increasing my tension )

They both reached their destination (ab kya hoga)

'You!' both shouted in fury (iseka dar tha, God plz save us )

'U r following me' both said at unison

'Woah woh woh, Miss, Laila u r not Heroine', like Majnu I will start following behind u, u r da 1 doing that, huh!'

'Oh hello, Mr Romeo don't u compare me with your Juliet, u r not a Rock star'that I will be following u, huh!'

(Again started their laila majnu and romeo Juliet, kuch nahi ho sakta in donu ka)

'I will be following u, Huh! Never' he said crossing his arm 'like u lailas I have seen very well, whenever they will see some rich & hot guys with their cunning head like fox they will trap them in their so called love'

'Oh Mr Romeo, this kind of love sove dialogues keep for ur Juliets, I have seen many Romeos like u, seeing girls start following behind them like poodle wagging their tail' mimicking same action of Maan

(Guys they again start their tu tu main main' first zombie and alien now started with animal, ab toh mujhe animals ka uppar taras aa rah hey isss, guys what do u think which animal is going suffer in their fight, eee with their fight I don't think will bring chua billi, oh no! if they bring dinosaur, oh God plz save us if they bring dinosaur than this engagement party taba ho jaye ka, nahiii )

'Oh really, than what u r, when u start roaming behind us Like bee *vo vo*, piche par jati ho tho chorna ki toh naam nahi latu' Maan said furiously

Geet is fuming 'What u called us, bee than what r u, when u glued to us like leach, for 1 second u can't leave us'

'How dare u say that' Maan eyes is spitting fire raising index finger

'And how dare u call me that' she also raised her index finger

Both are in fighting mood no dangerous mood, 1 more second both will swallow each other. Before they could utter 1 more single word.

Cute, sweet, adorable 2 children came between them means twin boys.

'Hello uncle aunty' both said together

Both Maan and Geet turned to the voices.

Kids are looking with big big eyes crossing their arm above there chest. (Thank God, i have heard that bacha bagwaan ka rup hota hai' and today I have seen it otherwise what would happen only God knows )

Suddenly both Maan and Geet realization hit how much closed they are only 2 inches left between them to close their gap. (Hmm hmm, naughty, bahana dounti ho pass anae key liye)

While fighting when came so close they don't know their face turned red due to embarrassment, ASAP they make 1 feet distance among them and trying look away from them. (Whoops sorry! I thought something else )

'Uncle Aunty if u want 2 continue ur romance u can go into the bathroom or any corner'

Maan and Geet jaw fell down seeing the audacity of the kids. (Guys bagwaan ka rup yeh to shiataan ka 2 degree uppar hai )

'What!' both shouted 'do you have some shames or what?'

'When u don't have shame to do romance in openly y should we?' (Kid what I should tell u guys, I can't stop my laugh, romance kul-lam kullah, now the parlance works ek to chori uppar se sina jori, aj kal toh bale ke toh zamana nahi raha)

'Uncle Aunty hatto' both said to them jorse lagi hai'

Before Maan Geet could say anything to them, they pushed them ran into the washrooms 1 in girls' washroom and other in boys' washroom'

' Huh!' both of them watching open mouth entering them in washroom

Again both looked each other with spitting fire, for what they came here they totally forget, and top of those kids made them embarrassment they want to shout at the top of voice 'KIDS ARGHHH!' Before their anger turns into volcano, for soothing their mind they entered the washroom without saying any word.

(Guys wait, wait, oh no close ur ears guys before u become deaf)

Ahhh hhh hhh hhh hhh hhh hhh

Worst Scenario is 1 girl is screaming on top of voice from boy's washroom and best scenario few girls screaming in girl's washroom.

Both Maan and Geet came out with reddening face (I bet their face was million dollars' worth watching when Arnav entered in girls & Khushi in boys )

'YOU' both said together in rage both raised their hand for strangle each other ARGH!' but leave it and entered their respective washroom.

'I have never been so much disgraced in my life' looking at mirror Maan said 'Before this engagement'

'Everything was going perfectly' Geet said cleaning her dress

'But this engagement has become'

'Biggest hinder of my life'

After cursing each other both came out

(Thank God they didn't come out at a same time, I don't understand 1 thing can u explain me from the first meeting they r fighting like cat and dog, they should fight for their love and here they r fighting with strangers, mujhe kya fight kare, ya suli char jaye mujhe kya,

Oh God inta gussa se kiu dek reh ho

Oh suli char jaye

That was just dialogue muh se nikal gaya

I know how much u love them

Me too love them

Ok ok I am leaving

After long time I came, I don't know what crap I wrote.

What came in my mind I just type it. Even I am not satisfied with the writing. If Not good, plz ignore it

Bye

Take care

Fatima <3)

Disclaimer: This is just a fiction. Any names, characters, occupation and places of residence, incidents are all my imagination. Any resemblance to any profession, any similar scene to any other fiction or actual events is purely spontaneous.