Constructing a donut around a hole

Originally posted by: madmaxine

Usually, one makes a donut. Then one punches a hole in it. If one is enterprising like Dunkin' Donuts, one sells the dough from the hole as Munchkins. 4Lions takes the opposite approach to making donuts. They make a very large hole. Then they construct a very thin donut around it. Let me explain the hole theory.

Dude, it's 1am here and Dunkin Donuts doesn't deliver so late. Screw you for tempting me 😭

1). Night has turned to day. Badi Bi is nowhere to be found. Does anyone care? Nope. The hole begins here.

Who said only Humzie has amnesia? All the characters of QH need to eat baadam, I tell you 😛

2). Zoya could never take that ring off- too tight it was. But today it fell off her finger, bedazzled Mr.Khan so much that he was blinded by its shine and led him to finding her. The hole becomes an arc.

Oh you, that girl hasn't eaten properly since a month and nobody has given her a dus hazaarka anaemia injection. Of course her finger has gone thin 😆

3). Asad must have super hearing. He can hear whimpering from behind a brick wall. Not screams, not cries. Whimpers. Or deep breaths. I couldn't tell the difference. From a fainted woman, by the way. The arc becomes a semi-circle.

He may be mighty dumb, but God has compensated that by giving him a mighty hearing power

4). Tan-Lecher is some woman! She is officially the scariest pregnant woman ever. Or the most unbelievable. She strangles a fully grown woman (in broad day light). Drags her to some place where a random brick wall is being constructed, (as part of a house as far as I could see. Why someone would want to enclose a narrow space outside their home without any door or window I don't know, but whatever) dumps her in said convenient space. (Maybe she had a tie up with the construction workers. 'Cos if they weren't making the brick wall what was she planning to do with Zoya?) The semi circle extends gasping for the other end.

Haey, Akbar Zindabaad, Anarkali Murdabaad! 😆

The great twist: Tanveer is the real Jahapanah Six Packs 😛

5). Someone clearly tried to murder Zoya. Asad seems mighty calm for a man whose girl's been wilfully injured. No police, nothing. Only rona. And dhona. WHAT A SAP. There, I said it. The circle is complete.

Police? The same police who was unable to find a girl in Bhopal who wasn't exactly hiding within the Bermud Triangle?

But you see, this whole deewaar mein chunwana was to give us a Mitwa moment. BAS! Logic my foot!

Side note: Humeira comes home as Rajini. Shirin wins a prize for asking the smartest question. No. Not what happened to Badi bi. But- maybe this is Humeira's look alike. Razia the criminal master mind wants to marry her daughter to this woman's spawn? Suddenly, she begins to seem a lot less smart to me. 😛

Areeey, why are you underestimating my Razia? You will see how she gets all Vikram Shuklas of Bhopal burned in some factory- the deed, of course, performed by Rashid Ahmed Khan 😆